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You must not remember what trying to travel on a college budget is like :) cavete terrae.

I've decided that since I can't seem to fix the problem on a local level, I should attempt to find a significant other for the purpose of boogies. The first of these will be the Eloy Holiday Boogie (22 December - 2 January), and I'm opening the application process because I'm sure the sheer volume of entries will require a lot of time to process them. So it begins: _____________ Basic Questions 1. Name (Real, or whatever I should call you):__________________ 2. Age:__ (This better be a two digit number) 3. Gender: F (Pre-filled, for your convenience) About You 4. Hair colour, and length:__________________ 5. Eye colour, and number:__________________ 6. Height:_____ 7. Tattoos? Yes/No If yes, describe:__________________ 8. Piercings, besides ears? Yes/No If yes, describe:___________ 9. Are you missing any of the following: Teeth; sex drive; sense of humour 10. Do you have any of the following: Murder, assault, wang abuse conviction; Over-protective, violent (ex-)boyfriend/husband/girlfriend (that's kinda hot..); blood fetish. Experience 11. How many jumps do you have? __________________ 12. What licence do you hold? A B C D or higher 13. Will you laugh at the small size of my... logbook? Yes/No If yes, keep in mind that's not a metaphor. Still yes? Yes/No 14. Will you mock me for being less skilled and/or experienced than you? This doesn't just mean in the air: Yes/No The Nitty Gritty 15. Got a problem with staying in a bunkhouse? Yes/No Tent? Yes/No 16. On a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the highest level, please rate your kinkyness: ____ 17. Do you snore, drool, kick, or pee in your sleep? Yes/No 18. Are you a screamer? It doesn't matter, I'm just curious: ____ Short answer 19. Why do you think you are qualified to be my Boogie Girlfriend? ___________________ 20. Please list any questions for me here, or comments. ____________________ 21. Please attach photo. _________________ |.......................| |.......................| |.......................| |.......................| |.......................| |.......................| |.......................| _________________ cavete terrae.

You can call me whatever you want So when's breakfast? How fast can ya get here? I need 20 minutes to hit the grocery store. cavete terrae.

*raises hand* Can I call you Aunt Jemima, or would that be a little weird? cavete terrae.

Wait wait wait. No girl on girl misbehaving until I have a video camera. I should be getting one for my birthday, so just... sit tight for a couple of weeks! cavete terrae.

An innocent thread on DZ.com does not stay innocent long. And waffles? Nah...chocolate syrup is much more fun...or whip cream. I'll make dessert waffles, with vanilla chips in 'em. Then we can use the choco syrup and the whipped cream! cavete terrae.

Dear god, people. This started out so innocent. Ok ladies, who wants me to eat hot, syrupy waffles off of you? cavete terrae.

God, that sucks. Typical "the rest of the world isn't as good as us, we'll do it our way or no way at all" governmental behaviour. cavete terrae.

I've got three, and counting! cavete terrae.

That's not funny! It will fit! It MUST fit! cavete terrae.

I had a nightmare that the MLW was like way way way off, and I had to sent it back to VSE I actually woke up scared However, I put on someone's new Quasar II at the DZ this last weekend, and he ordered with the same measurement I did from "point of hip" to "hole in throat", and it fit me really well, so I'm not as worried Though, the ol' height (75) - inseam (31) - 20 trick gives me a MLW of 24", but my hip-throat measurement was 22"... cavete terrae.

Every time I try to use it, it keeps erroring out, I dunno what's up. I'll try again and let you know :) cavete terrae.

8/8/2000 - Current: 2000 Volkswagen Jetta GLS. It was great for the first year, after which it started falling apart. It can still be fun from time to time, but it's just too bloody unreliable. Next car: 2006 Subaru Impreza WRX Limited wagon. Should put in the order in the next couple of months, and pick it up in January or so. cavete terrae.

is there any chance one of you might be willing to pick up a CD for me? It's "Many Machines On Nine", or "MM9" depending on how the store is filing. The album is self titled I'd be happy to paypal you, or send you something from the US that you can't easily get back home... cavete terrae.

Do you have QuickTime 7? cavete terrae.

http://spiceweasel.net/dad-goes-meow.mov http://spiceweasel.net/dad-goes-meow.avi Use the second link, if quicktime impaired I found this in my email tonight, I felt it was my duty to share it with you. cavete terrae.

my home DZ - Skydive Adventures, Luverne, MN cavete terrae.

Climbin' the risers! cavete terrae.

I call bullshit. cavete terrae.

I have only seen two people from my FJC at the DZ since then, a father/son pair. So three out of a class of twelve. cavete terrae.

That doesn't seem correct to me. The only thing that should be coming from the server is a "hey dickhead! There's data at http://yourmomshouse.com/nakedboobies.jpg! GET IT!", it doesn't send the whole image. And the server gets it, processes it, then sends it to you. Get it now? Really, It's not bullshit! (I've been reading another thread! ) No, the image data still comes from my server, not from this one. The browser pulls the image directly from my server. There is no processing on the forum server other than a small log entry, UNLESS the forum server is caching the image. EDIT: and if that image is being cached on the forum, someone needs to be slapped until they're not on the left side of the bell curve. cavete terrae.

That doesn't seem correct to me. The only thing that should be coming from the server is a "hey dickhead! There's data at http://yourmomshouse.com/nakedboobies.jpg! GET IT!", it doesn't send the whole image. cavete terrae.

My bad, I misread it. One thing that bugs me is that you cannot post LINKED images, not ones uploaded to the site. I have a hojillion funny pics on my site, but having to either upload them, or make them a link is a pain, it'd be easier to just post them IN the thread. cavete terrae.

Because inline image tags were disabled (a loooong time ago) to save bandwidth. No reason to force EVERYONE to download an image just for reading a thread.... That's funny... I was under the impression it's 2005, and most people use a civilised way of getting on the internet While we're on the subject, the avatar sizes need to be larger cavete terrae.

Wait... are you planning a monstrous weekend, or has somebody NOT UPDATED HER BLOODY PROFILE? cavete terrae.