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My epiglottis is full of bees! cavete terrae.
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It's too much car for you, Arthur cavete terrae.
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But that's what makes it fun! cavete terrae.
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You beat me to it. Malfunctions didn't kill most of those people, their way of handling the malfunction did. I think we should be classifying such things under "human error" cavete terrae.
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1988954,00.html cavete terrae.
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It's karma. You should be drinking MDX! cavete terrae.
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I had my cup cracked by a puck once. A goalie cup is a lot more reinforced, so I can't really explain how much force it takes to do that. I crawled off the ice and just curled up in the foetal position on the bench Then in soccer, I had someone take a volley out of the air from about 2 metres right into my boys, that was excruciating. I have no idea how I held onto the ball, but I threw it out of bounds and then died a little inside cavete terrae.
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I've got so much dark side you can call me Vader cavete terrae.
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Dad pops onto instant message, and I'm way confused because he just left Singapore like 3 hours ago, here's our aim conversation: Parts in BOLD were in 188 point HUGE text on his screen Dad: I'M NOT BELIEVING THIS! Grue: london? Grue: ? Dad: still 11 hours away, BOEING in-flightinternet! Dad: how good is this!!!>???? Grue: nice! Grue: must be rough to be you, jeez Dad: it's a 14 hr flight from Sing Dad: Yes, it is somtimes. Grue: I thought that was awful fast Grue: I was hoping you were in North Korea Dad: $29 for the ENTIRE flight, that's not bad (though it drops out a bit) Dad: just watched Lord of War Dad: I liked it Dad: Peace is bad for business Grue: THIS MAN IS HIJACKING TGHE PLANE Dad: hhahahahahhaha Grue: HIJACK!!!! Grue: BOMB! Dad: you suck Grue: JIHAD BOMB! Dad: The woman next to me is puzzled by this I think. Dad: she doesn't know you're a FUCKING PSYCHO Good thing he's mentally like sixteen, or he'd have flipped out cavete terrae.
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Katherine Heigl is my current "please god?" cavete terrae.
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I haven't seen a hot birdchick yet, but I'm sure they're out there! I'd rodeo one allll day cavete terrae.
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Yeah.. you enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself while I ice my balls and spit up pants! cavete terrae.
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Done! cavete terrae.
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How did the Tasmanian find the sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying. cavete terrae.
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Actually, she had just gotten freaky with someone in the office, and his personal exclamation of joy ended in his happy fluids making her keyboard sticky. The shift and 1 keys got stuck. Sorry bro. (I was aiming for something else, but she ducked) cavete terrae.
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Your boss is male or female? what's your relataionship with him/her?
grue replied to RkyMtnHigh's topic in The Bonfire
For all intents and purposes, I am the boss. However, I meet with the city supervisor of our department every week or two, and that's a guy. We get along well. cavete terrae. -
So the fingertraps have come out on my toggles, below the knot.
grue replied to grue's topic in Gear and Rigging
The companies I buy from have a sense of humor. They just don't have to put down other manufactures to advance their product. Dom and I were giving each other crap for the entire holiday boogie, he's allowed to tease online cavete terrae. -
So the fingertraps have come out on my toggles, below the knot.
grue replied to grue's topic in Gear and Rigging
Oooooh, that one hurt Sorry I never did demo that Pilot. I was struggling putting the Fusion into the bag until near the end of the boogie. I figure once I put another 100 or so jumps on the 210 though, I'll prolly wanna demo a 188 or something for a while though The Pilot, Safire 2, and another Fusion are the main contenders for when I downsize (in no particular order). cavete terrae. -
I have a somewhat similar story. I got a new bike that had those "new fangled" hand brakes. I had been using just one brake to stop. My brother decided to be "kind" and tell me that I was supposed to use BOTH brakes. So, I'm flying down a hill and remember his suggestion. I use both brakes at the edge of a curb. The bike stops...I don't. I fly over the handlebars into the blackberry briars. I ride home with blackberry "acupuncture" and my brother is sitting there laughing his ass off! Reminds me of the time my older brother switched my brake cables I had the last laugh, though, I managed to land on my feet! cavete terrae.
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I once heard that Greg Gasson actually invented skydiving.. (yes, I am determined to make him the next target of Chuck Norris-like legend ) cavete terrae.
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Poor acting? Sure. But I'd pound her like the last nail in a long-awaited construction project. cavete terrae.
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Political correctness and oversensitivity are getting out of hand in this country. Don't wanna see the film? Don't see it. America's death will be caused by toxic shock due to a subovarian silicate mass: Sand in the vagina. cavete terrae.
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"I bet I can use the trampoline to make it onto the roof!" Success! A couple years later: "I bet I can do a gainer off the roof into that snowbank!" Failure! (Only cost me a couple cracked ribs, though. Got the snowbank, but only made it 3/4 of the way through the gainer. A couple years after that: Crossing a bridge in the back of a friend's truck, I decided out of nowhere to jump out, over the edge of the bridge, and into the river... at about 60mph. BARELY cleared the handrail. cavete terrae.
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Liberate tuteme ex inferis. cavete terrae.
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Why don't you come down here and hit me? cavete terrae.