ElmoFuddpucker

Ya might have heard there's some flooding going on.... It’s a hell of a flood, actually – but so far, it’s not endangering Redemption 2011. Plattsmouth sits very close to the river, so I thought if you were coming to my skyjumping party, you might like a little update on what’s up with all this water stuff. First off… for those of you affected by the flood, either at your homes or your businesses, me and my minions here at LSPC wish you the best of luck in dealing with it, and we hope it ends well for you. We’ll be thinking of you. (probably while we’re drinking your beer, but we’ll be thinking of you…) If you’re fortunate enough to not be affected by the flooding, and you’re gonna get your ass to Redemption – you might still need to plan around the flooding, depending on where you’re coming in from. At the moment, all roads leading into Plattsmouth Municipal are good, and the airport itself is way up on a hill. The State agencies are doing a pretty good job of putting information up for travelers, so that detours are only a little painful. Here’s a couple of places that you can check, while you’re loading up to come see me (did I mention that you can jump with me, and get a Dummy number of your very own?): · Nebraska Information http://www.dor.state.ne.us/flood/flood-roads.pdf · Iowa Information http://www.iowadot.gov/floods/iowafloodedroads.html · Kansas Information http://www.modot.mo.gov/kansascity/Flood_resource.htm While Google isn’t as smart as me, it does a damn good job of looking this kind of stuff up for you, so if you need a little more info that’s a good place to check. See you in a couple of weeks, I’m chilling the beer now.

I've got several records not to be matched by anyone else... Most Base Jumps in Nebraska, Lowest Base Jumps, Most Tree landings, Most Bounces, Most Beautiful Girls, Biggest , the list goes on and on. Everyone needs to get their asses to Redemption so I can show them how it's done

Don't worry Sandy and Steve... I'll take care of both of your wives

Hey Twardo, ya can't call me a dummy, cause I always end up with all the women... Just ask the strippers

Come Celebrate my Skybirthday with $20 jump tickets out of 2 Skydive AZ otters!! This Dummy has been scaring jumpers & whuffo's for 35 years and is ready for a party. Sincerely, Elmo Fuddpucker Fabulous Plans PS- ya better Come to my sky-birthday party, or I’ll sleep with your wife. Or your husband. Or your dog. And don’t think it’ll be the first time, either! For more information www.redemptionboogie.com or Facebook