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mmm...tequila...now i'm really excited
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Phonebooth is FINALLY coming out.. what do you guys think?
lizzieb replied to kevin922's topic in The Bonfire
agreed...too bad he hooked up with Brittany Spears...that kind of ruined him for me! -
why don't you come out to Hollister on Sunday with your bumper suit and do some RW with us???
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yeah BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm so there...
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A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?" Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing is wrong with them!!!" At this the man, in frustration, pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again . . . "Are my test results back???"
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enough is enough...it's getting pretty old
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Buttonwillow, CA
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Of course, some ladies wear Protecs Wendy W. yep...in fact i believe all the sexiest ladies wear protecs
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What about pole dancing??? seriously though...i'd go for brazilian or hip-hop/funk...oh or maybe break dancing!!!!
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okay...you are right...he should drink Jack Daniels
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just drink lots of TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the research is always the hardest part...now you just have to get in the writing groove and coast on through till the end what is your paper topic?
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naw...it's never too early besides, it will relax you and then the pages will really start flowing... good luck with the paper!!!
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0: 12 : 0 an absolutely gorgeous weekend in the bay area
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that could be an interesting marketing strategy
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miller light...ick, yuck, blech...i would much rather have bud light. however, when it comes to crappy beer, i will always prefer the silver bullet
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{{{HUG}}} there's some lovin' for ya...
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geez...that it an intense photo...i heard from a few friends this morning about the mess in the financial district
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what about coors light?
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I don't know Liz....I had a pretty good one with Sebazzzzz once. I won't forget it. well i've never gotten a kiss pass from sebazz so i can't compare...
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Yeah that was good for me Liz, and we nailed the skydive too. Hell yeah! best kiss pass i've ever had
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thanks seb
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no video of the boob touching, though several skydivers witnessed it...i do believe there is video of us kissing in freefall however
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awesome.... My Label Maker was delivered yesterday...The P-Touch...I am so organized now...it is amazing!!!
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thanks Meg...now i feel better