fasterfaller

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  1. Someone should tell this guy he could be in big trouble for what he is about to do .
  2. Pretty easy to do when you worked for the same company . Think you got all the answers don't ya ? Best thing is you all still believe itwas him .
  3. Are you arguing with Spectre again ?
  4. I wonder how many posts you need to make to be called asshat .
  5. I think SPECTRE230 should make a comeback and take the lead as head post whore .
  6. I predict some major shrinkage and some very hard nipples .
  7. The space Shuttle boogie part 2 is this weekend . Same place as the last one and the prices have gone down for this one . Clinton Radloff and mom are here already as well as biguns who wil be doing naked 100,000 jumps all weekend .
  8. Of course she will be there and will be giving away free photos of her "rack" to everyone who attends .
  9. You can help SPECTRE230 set it up for the jump and yes you get a free t-shirt .
  10. Can I just suck on it for a while instead ?
  11. I'm not a asshole but I have been called a asshat before . Anyone know what the hell a asshat is ? It would tak a really big hat to cover my ass .
  12. The organizers are still in triple super top secret mode at this time and I will announce them later . There will be a record as I stated before of at least 750 , lets see them beat this one .
  13. I forgot to mention the location will be just outside of Moscow as I will be working there for the next few weeks taking apart things that go boom . I will have my private fleet of retirement jets at jumpers disposal to get them to the boogie on time . I will be flying the shuttles there later today if anyone wants to go with me .
  14. You can kill a kitten but I really don't think there will be enough time for that .
  15. Jeez another dumb question , I will just post the answer and see if you can figure out the question . Answer; NO you CAN'T fuck SHEEP on the space shuttle jump but what you do in your own tent is up to you .
  16. Waaaaaaz Appppppp has decided to join in the fun . I should know if RGOPER will attend soon . We need to get at least ten more asshats to get this baby rolling .
  17. Of course he will be our advisor as he has been there and done that a few thousand mother fucking times . Sorry momma .
  18. Jeez I knew someone would ask this question . "Can we do naked jumps" I mean get a clue people we are going to the edge of space and no you can't jump naked , besides you would freeze your wee wee off and offend Clintons' mom as she is jumping tandem .
  19. Great news first confirmed jumper , Clinton Radloff and mother . P.S. momma says we all need to watch our fucking language when she gets there because Clinto is a good boy . She did say that if none of us used bad words we would all get cookies and milk .
  20. Wont be enough time for inflight meals but there will be a hell of a party on the ground .