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Fixed it for ya. edit: and unless these cops are completely incompetent, they had to know they were being shot at by a 92 year old lady, who was clearly not the suspect outlined in the warrant. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

I bet they were all 'little people', weren't they? "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

Umm... only applies to guys, so I'm now told. Well, you could always go as Harry Potter for halloween. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

I bet it leaves a really sexy scar. Or does the 'facial scars are sexy' thing only apply to guys? "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

OMG! Terminal Velocity just came on... What a contrived piece of crap.... "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

eh... you're on the right track... This is actually why single women w/ 3+ kids are so hot. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

Fixed it for ya. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

The pregnant belly is sexy. It's the crazy requests that offset the whole equation. Sardines and Peanut Butter, McDonalds Apple pies and Salsa, Orange Sherbert and Ritz Crackers, etc etc. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

Never been shopping on Black Friday, before today. My apt is right next to the local giant mall. Today is considered a 'normal work day'. I woke up at 4am and left the apt at 4:30 to be at work by 5am. On a normal day I will see virtually zero traffic on the way to work. Today I saw ten cars before I was even a 1/4 mile away from my apt. Took a peek at the mall. The parking lot was already 2/3 full at 4:30am!!! I expected a short work day and was able to take off at 9 am. On the drive home I remembered, I needed a 4pin-4pin firewire and decided to drop by BestBuy in the mall and "pick one up." I went into combat shopping mode, put my blinders on, and headed right for the firewire. Success! Then I headed toward the registers. Sure, there were mobs of people. Sure, I expected a line at the register. When I took my blinders off, looked up, and realized there were probably 200+ people in the check out line and only 8 registers in the store!!! The line went across the front of the store and snaked thru the aisles to the back of the store... F*&^ It! I can buy a firewire some other day. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

Never been that bored. But I am thinking about paying some bills and balancing the checkbook... then editing some skydiving footage. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

I like the real ones. the fake ones smell funny when you throw them in the bonfire "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

Sometimes the best stuff mysteriously turns upin my e-mail.

Where in the hell did this come from? .jim Original poster is interested in colonizing other planets?

Somehow this thread seems vaguely associated with the Strawman thread from a few days ago. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

I apologize for the mis understanding my facetious comment created. To The OP: This sounds as if you are one of three solo jumpers exiting the plane? Correct? In this situation, I would let the other jumper go ahead. It would seem they are satisfied with the spot.

Truer words have never been spoken. Are you running for a Regional Director position or National Director? "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

1. What are you thinking about? I was thinking about scratching my balls. 2. Do you love me? Yes, as much as I love my balls. 3. Do I look fat? Do you feel fat? Are you pregnant? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? Well, are you pregnant or not? 5. What would you do if I died? I would attempt to fill the hole in my heart with a 7 year drinking binge and women of loose morals. Then I would realize the absurdity of my behavior and move to Tibet. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

To get around the double jeopardy issue, the State of California would have to demonstrate that OJ was never in jeopardy in the original criminal trial. For example if the verdict was rigged, jury tampering, etc... etc. I think an interesting argument might be: The LA police are corrupt and tried to frame OJ for a double murder, evidence tampering, etc. This contaminated the original trial such that OJ was never in jeopardy of conviction. Please set aside the original trial and accept OJ's "confession" as a guilty plea and send him to Pelican Bay.

this isn't porn blocking for the sake of young eyes, this is pure meddling with a political agenda to ratchet away rights one little bit at a time - it's a disgusting agenda and likely pursued by people that think go around measuring the length of the grass in their neighbors' lawns to see if it's not complying with local statutes.... Right on! Next we'll see the government taking down sites about nuclear weapons! Not to mention websites on how to run with scissors! I hope they also block public access to websites on cannabis, botany, and horticulture. Everyone knows kids are going to the library to surf the web for porn, guns, drugs, bombs, etc. Come to think of it, libraries are arming future terrorists... better get Homeland Security on top of it! I hope Dr. Seuss makes the approved reading list "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

From a legal perspective, every state in the US has specific, clear language that preserves a woman's right to breast feed in public. In addition, there is specific language that clearly states that public breast feeding is exempt from obscenity and indecency laws.

I don't like OJ either. "DOUBLE JEOPARDY - Being tried twice for the same offense; prohibited by the 5th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. '[T]he Double Jeopardy Clause protects against three distinct abuses: [1] a second prosecution for the same offense after acquittal; [2] a second prosecution for the same offense after conviction; and [3] multiple punishments for the same offense.' U.S. v. Halper, 490 U.S. 435, 440 (1989)." Unless there is some evidence that OJ was never in jeopardy in the criminal case, double jeopardy applies. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

Nice. What will they do to tourists smoking a grit? Can I get a ticket for each infraction? Do they issue separate littering tickets for tossing the butt in the sewer? "No Smoking? Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. California uber alles." "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

Jay Leno does it better. Jay's follow-up question: So, Where is Australia? edit: Apparently, some americans' geography knowledge really sucks. The footage is all street interviews in some sunny american town with palm trees in the background. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

Callahan full-bore auto-lock, customized trigger, and double-cartridge thorough gauge. Introduced when Jayne tries to trade his best gun to Mal for Saffron. JAYNE: It is my very favorite gun. MAL: She has a name. JAYNE: So does this. I call it Vera. JAYNE: See, Vera? Dress yourself up, you get taken out somewhere fun. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken

On the other hand, "fitness" is never defined in the theory of natural selection and the survival of the fittest. It's all relative. At this point in time it appears species Homo Sapien have developed tool skills and intellect to address the fitness issue. Don't need to evolve wings if you're smart enough to design planes and parachutes. "Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken