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I think he's telling you he wants to be collared up and made to behave. Finally! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

That's pretty close to my story, too, except it was a bet with myself. I went rock climbing with the group of college students that were the "the cool kids of the art dept." Surprisingly, I was one of them. Talent comprised the group of "elites", unlike the capricious "popular" of high school. I climbed about 20 or 30 feet up and freaked! I had to be lowered down by line, because I could not get myself to reach to the lower hand-holds. Fear of heights, and vertigo got the better of me, to put it mildly. Superembarrassing to say the least. A little while later, our group wanted to go skydiving. I went along, fully expecting to die, but determined not to disgrace myself, AGAIN. After I did not die, I enjoyed it so much, I continued! No fear of these heights or vertigo. Out of this group, I was the only one who did more than a few jumps. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

And, here I thought the moral was keep your damned dogs away from the packing area. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

Well, aren't you glad you're all grown up and don't have to live with them? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

It's your flag - you can fly it any darned way you want, even upside down! You don't need someone else's permission. You know that is a distress signal, right? Correct. And if you want to exercise your free speech to send a symbolic distress signal in regards to Scalia's passing, then that's your choice to make. Do this too many times, and your neighbors will quit trying to help you when you actually need it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heasnJY8HMM Just sayin' lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

I didn't "have" that photo, but a simple search using shah269 and vacuum turned it up toot sweet! He was so proud. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

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Yep . I can't see, read, or hear Dyson w/o seeing this in my head! Man, and he complained about women's bodies not being perfect? No wonder he sleeps alone. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

Sure, just what we need. Another fancy vacuum cleaner. Umm, how does one clean a vacuum? With a Dyson sphere. How circular of you. Can we look forward to hover boards now? Dyson Is that Shaw? The conehead?, Yep . I can't see, read, or hear Dyson w/o seeing this in my head! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

Sure, just what we need. Another fancy vacuum cleaner. Umm, how does one clean a vacuum? With a Dyson sphere. How circular of you. Can we look forward to hover boards now? Dyson lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which was worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!" That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut. Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

Well done! And I don't even have a stake in this. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

Yep! Too close for comfort! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

Rarefied Air. Otherwise known as a burble. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

Maybe that is what Paris Hilton found the term "that's Hot" I've never heard of this, before, and I can't even imagine considering this. It' sounds painful, at best. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

No, they taste like Whooping Crane. You all sound entirely too knowledgeable as to what wild birds taste like. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

Yay, technology! Drive safe. Depending how bored you become, you can look at "Name that Rack" or if you like, the glory thread. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

Hunger Games - Older sister ruins younger sister's chance to be on national television. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

Home Alone - Story of a boy so annoying his parents abandon him every Xmas hoping somebody will kill him. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

Well, it's sunny here in our nation's capital. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

43% and enjoying it. He does jump around a bit, though. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

If you get drug hard and fast enough, those drugs come in handy. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

That's a silly question; all three, of course! What kind of pasta? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

You see, here, this makes me want to not even click on this stuff. YIKES!!!!!!!! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9

That's nothing compared to the money spent on boobs in Washington, D.C. Hi, there, mini me. Good play on words! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9