OK, I'm no genius. Luckily, I can count to 3. Which is enough. 3 handles, 3 rings, 3 straps. Check em with or without my wingsuit no less than 3 times, more is prudent and advisable and what I do every jump. But that is neither here nor there. I stand before you today to call shananigans! 120 responded and 111 answered correctly. OK. The other 5 were dealt with....huh?? I coulda sworn 120-111=9! Shananigans! Who are these 4 mystery pilots who went unpunished?! NAMES! I demand names!
I smell bribery, coverup, and corruption all the way to the highest nest in our community. Ready your pitchforks and torches, who's comin with me?! Ooo ooo, easy on the fire, not so close to my nylon...