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Oh for crying out loud, Bill, I said I was sorry! Fall in dove.
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What a good boy! You're not off the hook until you've been properly spanked! Fall in dove.
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Yup, falling off ladders and all that shit is great until the ambulance carts you off the dz. You can't always talk your way out of it when they have to cut your gear off. Don't F@$% with the insurance companies. It is a federal crime. Not trying to be a hardass, but if you get hurt skydiving and your paperwork says you arrived by ambulace from such-and-such skydiving center, you're screwed. Fall in dove.
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What am I, chopped liver?! Check on that one, mate! Fall in dove.
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New at the AirAnn Homeless Skydiver and other homeless animal sanctuary
dove replied to airann's topic in The Bonfire
Yer gonna have to stop posting that pic. You have exceeded your cuteness quota. -
hehe! You said "blown." Fall in dove.
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Hmmm- looks too chilly for my southern ass! 56 on Sat and 61 on Sun. Blech! Fall in dove.
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I wonder if those are real. Fall in dove.
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Great googly moogly! What's up with all the constant reminders?! Get rid of that thing somehow and move on! You are starting an exciting new time in your life. Don't dwell in the past. I don't think you need some stupid hunk o' metal to remember the crap you endured. Fall in dove.
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Melt it down and make a cock ring. Oh please, people - for his ROOSTER! Fall in dove.
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You can always count on me! Fall in dove.
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My wedding ring and engagement ring together are worth quite a few skydives. When the time comes (maybe soon!) I'll cash em in! Why waste good jump money! Fall in dove.
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Hey Zennie - is this your FIRST divorce?!?!?!?! Fall in dove.
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Wear thigh-highs! Fall in dove.
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Now you can legally post to the BJ thread! Good times! Fall in dove.
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But apparently he does cows. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOW I get it! Guys - be nice to the poor guy. He has mad cow disease. Lesson: always wear a rubber when boinking bovines! Fall in dove.
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Hardeharharharharharhar..... teeheeheeheeheeheehee... BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Fall in dove.
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I love you sugar bear! You are such a charmer! Fall in dove.
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Geronimoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Fall in dove.
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Thanks girlie! I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO needed that! Hope you weren't too traumatized by Chromie! Does he come with a leash and a cage? Fall in dove.
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Thanks HHH! I'd LOVE a beer! (and yes, I am aware I typed HHH) Fall in dove.
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*sniff, sniff* I smell fear! Fall in dove.
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Hmmmmm- maybe. Fall in dove.
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Gee - could you please translate that? Fall in dove.
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Yes - and on top of that your posts are annoying. I only clicked on this one for the opportunity to cast my vote against you. Dude - seriously. Get a life! Fall in dove.