SuFantasma

I guess I should bring the 133" digital projector ! PORN looks so much better bigger than life ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Happy Birthday Ole Fart ! Late , but here it is ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Everyone who answered skydiving before sex, your support group will be meeting at 8:00AM every Tuesday at my house. We'll fix your little problem, quick ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

I grew up in Puerto Rico, Arecibo to be exact... It's only 100 miles by 40 miles, so anyone with more that 8 years on the Island, has a pretty go knowledge of what's available and what to do ... What are you looking for? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

In the words of George Carlin: It's a near-miss only if you hit it , otherwise it's a near-hit Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

I prefer Einstein as my source of Inspiration. Subject to each person's interpretation, here are my favorite quotes On Skydiving "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." --A. Einstein On PLF (Post-Landing Fornication) "Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." -- Albert Einstein On Malfunctions "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity." -- Albert Einstein On Reserve Malfunctions Imagination is more important than knowledge. -- Albert Einstein On Staying on the Ground on Windy Days Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing. -- Albert Einstein On Performance Dynamics "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" - Albert Einstein On Whuffos "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." - Albert Einstein On SkyGods "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." --Einstein, Albert On Incident Reports Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. [info][add][mail] Albert Einstein Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

I prefer not to hang it Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

That would be "I use the cheapest packing outlet" Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Ok boys and girls.... I have 700-odd jumps and a dozen packing jobs to my name... I think packing is just another sport, and I don't want to participate on it... What's your opinion? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Hmmmmmm..... 1) Date us 2) Marry us 3) Divorce us? LOL Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

I will be there dear !!!!! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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In my humble (But very accurate) opinion, the suggestions above are merely revenge acts.. What we could do is to drive the point home.... 1) Take a shit in a plastic bag and gracefully (while smiling) ask them to accept some home-made fertilizer for their trees at home. I would expect at least a thank you from them. 2) Ask them to extend the palms of their hands and immediately sneez snot over their palms. Then politely ask them if they can pet-sit your pet viruses while you go attend a "Save the Amazon Forest" convention. 3) Ask them to join the "Get to know your pet" support group, where they will be teaching you how to make a pet feel part of the family by role-playing the part of the pet. You will then announce that next meeting is the Spay/Neuter your best friend meeting. Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

My greatest fear is to die without having the opportunity to tell everyone how wonderful it has been to have crossed paths in this life. Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Is this Ironic ? Proof that Jesus is the way with 666 Views? I didn't make this up ! Really ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Gee, I was raised Catholic and quickly learned the difference between the Holy Cross and the Holy Cruxifixion..... The Holy Cross is the murder weapon, the Holy Crucifixion is the crime scene..... Ever since, Catholics use the sign of the cross (some some of archaic hand-shake ) to show their allegiance to the Catholic Church.... Had Jesus been gunned down, we would be placing our index finger to our foreheads and simulating a trigger pull !!!! What kind of religion uses the murder weapon as the sign of Faith ? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

I can tell you first hand, it works ! Nope, I am not a distributor (pusher), so get your own ! Cheerz Hangover Prevention Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Pearls Necklace? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Anything above 5 would lock my jaws upon docking, prevent eye contact during rug munching and jiggle too much during misionary rituals....... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Didn't you read the warning labels? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

That's a 69 at the end? Serendipity? Or a threesome? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Maybe you could write a dissertation about the American Mafia exporting their "craft" into the Russian Black Market? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Is this one? NSFW!! DAM BILLY ! I did not need that before going to bed !!!!! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Makes you Trysexual .. Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"