SuFantasma
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Maybe we can have a "banned forum", sort of a confinement room where banned monikers meet Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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Awesome ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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After thoughtful analysis, I believe your personality calls for a Tampon outfit : 1) It's quick to get it in and out 2) Allows you to pee without taking the outfit off 3) Nobody will take bloody random swings at you (pun intended) 4) Nobody will pull your string (there are no handles) 5) You can forego the big plastic adapter 6) It's not scary (to most) Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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Damn, you are thinking like a puertorican ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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OK, the Ritcher Scale is better understood in terms of dick size (in inches). Would a 2.5 inches dick make any difference ? I think not ! In fact, about 1,000 earthquakes happen every day measuring 2.5 or less on the Ritcher scale. Just like fucking, nobody hears about it... it just slips by (pun intended).... According to Wikipedia, you need at least 4.0 to 4.9 inches for any indoors shaking .... 5.0 to 5.9 inches to cause any damage to poorly constructed genitalia ... and 6.0 inches and above to really be noticed. BTW, no 10 inches incidents have ever been recorded Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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Nope, the home of the cocaine cartel is in Quantico Virginia, look up CIA in Wikipedia. Columbia is just their manufacturing facility, once in a while some shit-head down there thinks that they can screw with the CIA... and they get extradited to the US for an attitude adjustment. Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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Somebody has common sense around here ! We luv you ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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Have you tried the juju button? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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Oh shit, not you Spence ... you know better ! That's an Alabama DeLorean ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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Sonic commercials make me want to shoot someone in the head.
SuFantasma replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in The Bonfire
One word for you: Telemundo (6:00am, set your Tivo) Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" -
You had a sig line? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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... and don't forget a healthcare plan with drug benefits Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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What if everyone in the world got along with each other
SuFantasma replied to LisaH's topic in The Bonfire
Is make-up sex really necessary ? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" -
Help a newbie understand why there are so many whiny bitches here
SuFantasma replied to HellRaiser's topic in The Bonfire
I am sure your grandma's knitting club has an opening ..... apply within Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" -
Suggestions: 1) Don't ride the bus or stand at the bus stop 2) Remain grounded 3) Go out with a dedicated Catholic Priest (keep him in front of you) 4) Catholic priests can open sets of pants 5) Go out with a Priest who moonlights as a Target store manager Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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Disclaimer: The above process will reduce the amount of time you feel like an ass, but will not cure you being an ass condition. THE ABOVE STATEMENTS HAVE NOT BEEN APPROVED, SANCTIONED OR EVALUATED BY THE FAA (or the FDA, which ever is in charge of Assholes transportation and reduction) Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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Tequila and optionally honey and lime ..... Or was that Tequila and a Honey ? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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"Those jokers! I knew the packjob was heavier than usual!" Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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"How cool would it be to say, 'I've kissed but one man in my life'?"
SuFantasma replied to sartre's topic in Speakers Corner
Ditto ! and I can also claim "Purity Balls" Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" -
NADA:NADA:NADA Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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One bite at the time? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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I'll be glad to ... if plans change, just let me know. Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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\ ....suuuuuurrrreeee.... sounds like a multiple personalities disorder (MPD) to me.... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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The " Ya know yer spending too much time here when" thread
SuFantasma replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
My kitty was trying to steal my string cheese, I have tons of nicknames for her, and the only thing that came/b] out of my mouth that sounded funny about cheese was "cocheesey". Are we talking about cats or kitties? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" -
Very subjective query .... the alkaloid content in my body may affect the performance of my decisions Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"