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Well, since it'd be rude not to i'm sure we can work something out

All that legal language really got me confused ! In layman's terms, this is what I understand : Hi I am a lawyer (ed. that much was clear) in a small two person firm (is that you and your secretary or you and your client, need some clarification here). An elderly client (refer to previous question and clarify whether it was your client or your secretary's client) came to me and deposited her life's fortune in my trust account (pause, in a two-person firm, do you have single-person trust accounts?.... hmmmm)... until we (again, who is we?, you; you and your secretary; you, your secretary and your client?) could decide how to split it up between her disabled daughter and her daughter who works in a missionary for Peruvian earthquake victims (ok, you have established that your erderly client is a female .. the question is ...did the disable daughter become disable BEFORE you received the money...further, assuming that there are two daughters, when did the second daughter leave began working the missionary position in Peru?). Without divulging attorney client privileged information(ok, so from this statement, you won't answer the previous questions, I withdraw my previous questions!, may I continue?) , its a 7 digit sum (What monetary system is based on digit .... if it's a seven digit sum, are we to assume that the range is a minimum of 1+1+1+1+1+1+1=7 with a maximum of 9+9+9+9+9+9+9 = 61? ) . Unfortunately, she died unexpectedly ( Did you have an expectation for her to die? Did she die before you expected her to ? ) before giving me final directions on what to do with the money (I am assuming that you infer that her "untimely death" caused you enough grief to have a temporary memory lapse, and you have no recollection of the disabled person and the missionary position person in Peru?) . My ethical question (Do ethical questions exist?) is: Do I have to share my new fortune with my partner? (Who is your partner? We have established that you work on a two-person firm, but you have not made any references to a partner, prior to this statement. This is the first mention of the word "my" in this statement. In reference to "new fortune", are you reflecting on your state of mind or the financial implications of the sum of the seven digits?) I've been contacted by a three letter government agency to profile the disappearance of an elderly person (coincidentally with seven fingers missing).... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Nope... I heard some skydiving operation that sells free jumps on the internet, "just pay processing and handling" Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Sorry to hear that .... cute girl..... P.S. This is where sig lines get you in trouble... maybe we should have the option of using sig lines after every post? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Honestly and without a bunch of attitude. But remember, you don't have to talk about the offense, just politely refuse to answer the questions. You do have to hand over your drivers license, registration, etc. If I stop you a citation will be written...almost without exception. I will ask how fast you were going and if you know what the speedlimit is. I ask those mostly to use in court if needed. Well, officer, since you asked, I was going somewhere between 120 and 150 MPH over a 35MPH zone. A little after that, I whipped it around 180 degrees and was going around 70 to 80 MPH, just like my buddies. You are welcome to use that in court.... I'll have my lawyer deal on the details ;-) Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

The definiton of insanity: " Keep doing what you are doing and expect different results" Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

My heart-felt congratulations to you and your loved ones ! There is one more reason not to name your pet "CANOPY" Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

So much pontential ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

I've been working at this career for 25 years... and i cannot hold the candle to 72 seconds of freefall... However ironic it may be ... you know that I am not the best at what I do .. but sure as hell I am persistant Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

You have the hots for your GF's GF Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Being there, done that ... 2 years working in Strategic Air Command (SAC).... sleep well my fellow citizens, I will guard the walls.... found every second of it rewarding.... And we are what we are today because we took a stand.... Rode the roallercoaster of good times... Next, I will make my time worthy of your time... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Needs therapy.... counseling and then... maybe then... the privilege of a long-distance girlfriend Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Wow.. this economy is really making me work ! (LOL)... so as of tomorrow I will be re-exploring the market ... I am open to all great ideas... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

The bright side of the change of guard is to finally demand accountability from the current Administration. We've been propelled into a warrantless War, an economic crisis based on unbound spending. I just hope that the new Administration will consider take the time to reveal the full extent of what we've been commited to. There is hope, this is still America and perhaps is time to bury the old America. It's fitting to say it was a nice place... lets rebuild a great place. Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Write me up for four of them ... Lets PM for the transaction details Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Well, you know they take requests... so we should all send them individual letters to find out how babies are made Or how a female orgasm happens... Then watch your hopes drop when you find out it's all science through the nerve system and the brain. Billy: the program is "How is Made", NOT "How it Happens" Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Being there done that :-) Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Well, you know they take requests... so we should all send them individual letters to find out how babies are made Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Do you really have any non-perverted friends... or they are just numbered in perverted scale? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Holly shit... the elections are not over yet... already running to Canada? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

No shit..... Ok, have you seen any episodes on "How Babies Are Made?" Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Wow, that's just a tad short of "naive" Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

1) Band-Aid 2) Band-Ana 3) Band? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

:?:? Was too busy Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

It begs the question... when was the last time in free-fall that any of these matters crossed your mind? Hence, we fly Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"