SuFantasma

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  1. That ain't fucking funny ... ASC could use the extra landing space from this guy ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  2. I bought gas for $0.99 cents (Burrito) at Taco Bell.... I am still releasing gas... I think I might release gas for the next 35 years ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  3. Damn... how much does it cost to call overseas? God knows but I just spent half an hour onthe phone with him. Hope you skyped out ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  4. Procto-Google is the next mapping application to come online... It will give you directions to the nearest asshole... (I just have to walk across the street) Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  5. Damn Spence, my getting laid-off post is a month old ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  6. A bit drunk? Is there such thing? Would that be the equivalent of a "a bit pregnant"? believe me, you dont want to be even a little pregnant around me while drunk.. you migght even get more pregnant, err, drunk, around me.. Thanks for the advice.... without respect to Oprah's latest shows... I am unable to get pregnant, I am not biologically inclined to wear tampons..... (lets just stop here, ok) Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  7. A bit drunk? Is there such thing? Would that be the equivalent of a "a bit pregnant"? Okay so he was hammered.... Does getting hammered leads to getting nailed? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  8. That was the biggest mistake in the history of the US Constitution.... The 21st Ammendment should have banned Inhibitions ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  9. "I post thewhore I am" Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  10. A bit drunk? Is there such thing? Would that be the equivalent of a "a bit pregnant"? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  11. SuFantasma

    butt itch

    Yea, that. Do we really need a "How to Manual" for this ...? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  12. Ok, you have been breathing to many noble gasses !!!! Did you mean "Freeze the Juice"? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  13. It's the perfect ingredient for corn-hole condoms..... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  14. Ok, give me a clue... when was I supposed to laugh? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  15. SuFantasma

    Atlanta

    I've been to Atlanta 3 times and each time a fat woman swiped my passport which ended up in a orange folder being carried away by some black gorilla and me being escorted to the security lockup and then grilled by illiterate bozos resulting in my missing the connecting flight. I've never had any problem at JFK or LAX, just that shit hole Atlanta. Now that I don't have to fly Delta I shall never again enter the States via Atlanta. See my previous post!!! Atlanta is FULL, go elsewhere.... We have trained the fat lady, the gorilla and the bozos to keep the sprawling down to a minimum .... geez !!!! Get a clue !!!!! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  16. Yes, you have way too much time in your hands... and if you got all that down on the first viewing, you have deep psychological issues.... Heck but what do I know, I am not a psychiatrist ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  17. After reading that, I can honestly say that I do truly think that becoming a DZ Packer is your lifes calling. Damn! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  18. SuFantasma

    space dive

    'Tis the cause of ALL the reentry heat. Its fugin cold up there! I am not testing your beliefs! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  19. I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Show and tell? Damn, are downsizing brains? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  20. Gorilla fixation, I say ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  21. SuFantasma

    butt itch

    All of them, or just the ones who use them? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  22. It could be sexual orientation ! Since LisaH saw it too ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  23. Ok, what do you mean by worse? Muddy looking? Colors? Dark? Light? Missing porn channels? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  24. Would you know the difference between a female's long nails or any other object? Considering is your posterior...... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
  25. Please go to full screen mode as soon as it starts... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFE92HYShYU Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"