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    Yeah, and if you didn't use lubricant it will make your holes sore too ! Hole(s)?? Hole(s)?? He's a dude. The last time I checked dudes only had 1 hole. And the pee hole doesn't count. Regardless of gender, we all have seven holes Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Spence wanted "More Bars in More Places"... Sprint couldn't get him enough alcohol! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Is that because you went over the minutes limit with the $2 whore? he probably got tired of saying 'can you feel me now?' Or maybe his antenna was out of the service area? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Nah, CDC doesn't get involved until the hospitals begin reporting trends.... ;-) Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Is that because you went over the minutes limit with the $2 whore? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Bullshit. It was a cool story. I believe you ! Time to take that ADHD pill again ! Oooooh look, A PUPPY! Where? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Why is the schlong so high up on the machine? Is that indicative of Lucky's preferences? im not going to say much, but some people like go give oral before sex Oral before sex is an oxymoron ! Oral IS Sex ! Are you related to Bill Clinton? Are you from Arkansas? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Damn Spence ! All you had to do is call me !
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    What? Be nice now ! Some "special people" are slower than turtles Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Why is the schlong so high up on the machine? Is that indicative of Lucky's preferences? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    That's the point, it reminded him of his pecker ! Have you ever seen a pecker-sized altimeter? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Yep.... check the reviews... that's what you will find near LV! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Did you use up your only call to make this post? not that kind of trouble Ok, do you need a belly flying attorney or a free-flying attorney, or a tandem attorney or a wing-suit attorney or a packing attorney or a rigger attorney ? We have lots of attorneys in skydiving ... be more specific ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Bullshit. It was a cool story. I believe you ! Time to take that ADHD pill again ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    A quick visual evaluation of the post: too long to read ... edit it ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Jump between a cute tourist's legs !!!!! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    61 days.

    SuFantasma replied to The_Don's topic in The Bonfire

    Take up BASE jumping, they have fewer regulations and no FAA investigations Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Call the local news, tell them that someone stole an science experiment from your porch and that the tomatoes are toxic to humans (due to the nature of the experiment) and should not be eaten. You are doing this out of sheer concern ! Give them your phone number so the persons who may have eaten it can call you back for possible poisoning instructions.... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Congratulations ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Did you use up your only call to make this post? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    In Rantoul? The bad skydiver lays on the green, the bad golfer gets a bad lie on off the green.... Ask Spence ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    famous last words How can you tell a good 4-way team from a bad 4-way team? A good 4-way team going in sounds like "[WHACK]". A bad 4-way team goes "[WHACK] ... [WHACK][WHACK] ... [WHACK]" . . . . [WHACK] Dont forge the vidiot ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Yeah, and if you didn't use lubricant it will make your holes sore too ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    I love you You love me We’re a happy family With a great big hug and A kiss from me to you Won’t you say you love me too? I love you You love me We’re best friends like friends Like friends should be With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you Won’t you say you love me too? - Barney - Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
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    Damn chinese bootleg movies! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"