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No thats Grafixx. Im talking about Stanley. He is gone! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

patience is virtue. i'd wait (or at least try) 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Gone. Can't find him. I could have sworn I saw him under the ping pong table, but the table is gone as well. Gone. Can't find the clown. He isn't too dangerous beside the brass knuckles, but those only come out in extreme situations such as when water rafting is involved. His name is Stanley and he is gone. Stanley comes from a troubled neighborhood where pigeons pretty much run the whole show, but Stanley knows how to stand up for himseld. He is a clown. But he is gone, and I can't find him. When I last checked the raft had a hole int it so there really wasn;t any use for the brass knuckles unless the pigeons came around again. But Stanley's grandma wouldn't allow for something like that. That's becasue she is not a clown. She is old, but she is definitly not into pigeons. Fuckin' Stanley is GONE! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

And what about SideFlying? Damn it, I want to see some Side Flying!!!! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

I heard about that this morning. Couldnt but laugh. Must have been some huge tits 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

WTF? That wont last for long, I can guarantee... 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

I have no regrets in anything I have ever done, no matter how stupid the choices were in the past. Every experience makes me who I am today and I wouldn't want to change that. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'" "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!" 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULA!!!!!!! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Just got a new canopy. It has purple pink and yellow....I liked breasts and ass before i bought the canopy and after. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

These are great ways to be funny. Now let's see which one is the funniest. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Don't tell anyone, but that special ingridient is called..."pop". 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

so many more...should we do a tequila poll as well Sebazz1? you and i do have some experience with it. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

One beer, two beer, three beer, four beer, five beer, six beer, seven beer, nine beer, i think eleven beer, damn you look good beer, my place or your place beer, where is the toilet beer, oops i thoght your shirt was a toilet beer, one tequila, fifteen beer, two tequila, pump my stomach in the emergency room beer, i am never drinking again BEER! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

i would compare a sabre less to a mustang and more to a honda :) 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

I know EXACTLY what you are talking about 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Just downsized from a Sabre 170 to a Stiletto 150. All I can say is WOW!!!!! Stilettto freakin's rocks What a bad ass canopy. Super responsive and flies like a champ. I feel like a little kid who got a new toy. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

Must have been a very high altitude jump, becasue it usually takes about 80 seconds from 14,000 feet to readh the ground if the chute is never deployed 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

My mama said she would spank me if I didn't. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

hook low and flare late 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

I had a blood clot removed from my tounge this morning. It was an hour long surgery. They gave me some "happy juice" before they put me out, which was basically liquid valium. Now I am sitting at home, fucked up on liquid hydrocodone completly out of my mind. It's kida fun. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer