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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,"Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!" Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men.... are men. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

No comment needed... Jesus mike, I told you about that kinda behavior in public bro Scotty It wasnt me, it was the blue balls (drink im holding) 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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Condom Emergency President Putin called Bush with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!" "Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President. "I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?" "Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Bush. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?" "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin. "No problem," replied the President and, with that, Bush hung up and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia." "Consider it done," said the President of Trojan. "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide." "Easily done. Anything else?" "Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN TEXAS, SIZE SMALL' on each one." 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

You've got to know about Copenhagen to appreciate this one. For you non-Texans, the container for this 'snuff' is very large, flat, and round. The cowboys carry it in their jeans' back pocket. Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted to: -Taste some real Texas Barbecue. -Take in a bona fide rodeo. -Make love to a real cowboy. Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared. "Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's oh so good. The taste is unbelievable! An, I went to a real rodeo, talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses, grab the bulls by the horns and throw then to the ground! It is just incredible!" They then asked, "Well, tell us, did you make love with a real cowboy?" "Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!" 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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Who knows maybe when the local authorities find out I am harboring a Texan in my home we might both get kicked out and both come out back to TX... By the way Seb, you are comming to the AOT Boogie this year with me. I am finally taking you to TEXAS! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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