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  1. Fearjoburg
    You all know how to shoot a man down
  2. Fearjoburg
    Nope, we don't get any extra altitude from the ladies at my dz.
  3. Fearjoburg
    Nope. It is Gert
  4. Fearjoburg
    If you girls want some extra altitude this weekend post a pic of your boobs and your jump pilot will be obliged to give you extra altitude every single load you jump one for this weekend. If you are not jumping, no worries I will give you the week of from work.
  5. Fearjoburg
    Stressing out - Doggie style
  6. Fearjoburg
    From Behind too. You were hit in the shitter?
  7. Fearjoburg
    If he dropped a couple of pennies and bent over to pick it up
  8. Fearjoburg
    Why don't you show a little more respect to woman. No wonder you are still single. Asshole
  9. Fearjoburg
    I wonder how many women can put a condom on using only their vaginal muscles?
  10. Fearjoburg
    Does this imply that you are only good in bed at swoop comps?
  11. Fearjoburg
    ooo that brings up a whole new question: tile floors? landing strip? au naturale? What about a clear swooping pond
  12. Fearjoburg
    I recently took up bodybuilding at the local mcdonalds to work on my AAD. (automatic arching device)
  13. Fearjoburg
    Dropped and picked up a bar of soap in state prison.
  14. Fearjoburg
    It just occurred to me...she is calling Remi "mostly harmless". No person with a penis is ever entirely harmless!! Well if that person wears 2 condoms?? Is this a side-by-side configuration, or an over-under? Either way, I think Vivid Video would like to meet him. I was thinking about a 2 stack... Anyway Safety is noooo accident.
  15. Fearjoburg
    It just occurred to me...she is calling Remi "mostly harmless". No person with a penis is ever entirely harmless!! Well if that person wears 2 condoms??
  16. Fearjoburg
    Is there a way to get extra altitude urgh,uhm you all know what i mean
  17. Fearjoburg
    Girl sms's her boyfriend: " My love... If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are smiling send me your smile. If you are crying send me your tears. I love you."....... The guy replies: "I am taking a dump. What should I send ?"
  18. Fearjoburg
    I used to hate shopping with the missrs. Now I found the solution. A place that will take good care of me. Looks like a win-win situation.
  19. Fearjoburg
    She can't handle a REAL man
  20. Fearjoburg
    Seems to be in an open-relationship with VB
  21. Fearjoburg
    Ok now I am stirring shit One of the definitions of swooping according to the urban dictionary is:"A term used by prison inmates to identify someone else as homosexual. Related words: swoop, swoopfest, swooped, swooptacular Is he swooping? Yeah, he swoops. There are too many guys in here. I agree, its definitely a swoopfest."
  22. Fearjoburg
    What makes it bad for me is my work is 35 kilometers (21,75 miles) from home and the nearest dz (JSC) is a 100 kilometers (62 miles) from my home.
  23. Fearjoburg
    The definition according to Uncyclopedia: "Skydiving involves jumping out of an airplane, parachuting to the ground, and not breaking your femur when you land. Participants include men with big penises, and women who enjoy being the center of attention, surrounded by men with big penises. " http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Skydiving
  24. Fearjoburg
    The picture speaks for itself.
  25. Fearjoburg
    So does the 100 mph headwind all of a sudden stop for the jumpers already out of the plane? The jump group will continue to drift in the wind. Sorry your argument doesn't make any sense to me.