JohnnyMarko
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Im not your typical n00b...like I said, I have wicked mad dank skillz, brah
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Only if you let me shoot video!
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haha good point
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Yes, and my good friends call me 'Jackass'
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THANK YOU!!! holy shit, your a genius
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Guy please...you win if you're baiting me, but I could not have more respect for the sport AND older skydivers with more experience than me...I don't want to try B.A.S.E., wingsuiting, camera flying, or any other discipline...I don't even have an A license...right now my focus is learning ONLY from my instructors and other people at the DZ, not here on dz.com...Im simply making an ass out of myself and being totally sarcastic
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It cant and it will never happen...students never die and I myself am immune to getting hurt skydiving...
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No doubt Im going to try B.A.S.E. tomorrow and die?
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Im really missing the point of your posts...
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anytime
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A 97? I saw this guy, Luigi? or maybe Mario? us a 39 sq ft 'shoot'...Ill try that instead
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Um...I dont know...am I Funks?
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And Im laughing at you because you cant sense the sarcasm in all my posts and you actually think I use words like "bro" and "wicked" and you think I actually want to try BASE right now
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Is it? I think Ill go for a cliff, cause I saw these wicked dudes flying super close to the wall, I could totally do that.
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Bro, my skillz are mad...way more skillz than you got...
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COOOOL See ya in the incidents forum Why? I is a safe jumper...plus Im really good...yea I know I only have 17 jumps but I could totally shoot video, and I found a wing suit video game and I have the high score on that so Ill be good in real life...
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Im super cereal! Why is nobody taking me cereal?!
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Then I must actually be loved! Mommy told me I'm special
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Want a hug?
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and you helped accomplish it...but no, not my mission...it was a drunken vent if you must know
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Is that where guys jump out of planes with a main and a reserve "shoot"?
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While were on the subject, I saw this sweet video of the awesome guys wearing these suits with like wings and stuff and I really want to do it...how can I start? Oh and I want to shoot video the first time I do it...
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I know most everything said on here is sarcasm...and if anyone is actually getting mad at me for this, its kinda sad that people would let a 20 year old jag-bag get under their skin...just sayin
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This poll? haha
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I guess my original question shouldve been clearer...I dont hate experienced jumpers at the DZ or on dropzone.com....I only get advice from my instructors or people at the DZ and laugh at anything I read on here...granted some stuff on here is OK but I think the dumbest 'n00bs' only post on here and dont give a shit what their instructors say