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One part of being with the fire department is that you get to play with fire and its all cool!! Our best was to fill a grocery bag half full with gasoline/ benzine/ some flammable liquid, fill the rest up with oxygen from one of the ambulance cylinders and put it waaaaay away in the open field we used for training. The fuse was a twisted rope of toilet paper soaked in gasoline. Then we would bring out one of the fire tenders, unroll all the hoses and put on the necessary gear....one match and wait.... BIIIIG Crater!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

You're A Redneck Jedi When 1. You use the force to cheat at fishing, bowling, and long-distance spitting. 2. More than half the droids you own don't function. 3. The number of blasters you own exceeds your I. Q. 4. You wonder why Luke and Leia never got married. 5. You used a carbon-freezing chamber to store the 78 Wampas you shot while vacationing on Hoth. 6. Your moonshine is made on the moon. 7. You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket. 8. Sandpeople back down from your mama. 9. You've used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a DUI. 10. You've strangled people with the force because they laughed at your accent. 11. You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac. 12. You've argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid. 13. A Wookie has told you that you need to shave. 14. You've wrecked several landspeeders while lighting cigarettes with your lightsaber. 15. You don't think the Ewoks are primitive. 16. You've gone AT-AT tipping. 17. Jabba's pig guards think you have a hygiene problem. 18. You consider your lightsaber the ultimate bug zapper. 19. The Rancor monster refused to eat you. 20. You discovered that your greatest enemy is, in fact, your father, who also happens to be your brother. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Hmmmm...lets see... I have my parabag slung over one chair, plenty pics all over, a toy skydiver hanging from the window... and just because I can.......and I have lotsa VCR's......I have my videos playing as background noise! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

* Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases You must be jumping a Cessna!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

This is the place to jump!! I am trying to find my PASA manual but I think there is reciprocal membership. Where about are you thinking of going? Cape Town is good, there is an awesome dropzone in a place called Citrusdal...speak to meatmissile about that one. Pietermaritzburg also has one...bluefingers jumps there.. myself I'm in Johannesburg....there are a few good ones here.. and its your pre-second trip here....so the beer is on you Welcome!!

Problem........don't some people say that hate is the first sign of love?? IHJ #? ( Is there an initiation??) I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Thats true.........talking about true and noses....I hear rumours that you guys at The Dal have tried a nose funnel? I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Welcome to the forums...its your pre second post so this beer run is on you!! We like Aussies here...they supply the sheep and hence keep Clay away from our women!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

...that should speak for most of us! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Just saw it now........my eyes are still burning! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Are you sure it's only herb in your pipe? I think it's some cRaCk!! There is a whole lotta crack in those pics.....maybe they could use a military gear chute? I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

They could be real....but then again....boobies are boobies!!

Had to go in this morning to prep gear for a camera crew...then off to a display jump...........great weatherr and beer!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Now now....a torch in the pastures is not a candlelit dinner.......Ms Sheep likes a bit more romance I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Digital media production I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

so, where do you stand on jello? Can you stand on Jello....could get my booties all mushy! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

I agree........management on my side has offered to cover my skydiving.....might explain why I am first in and last out... Its become infectious......some of the other guys are now pulling finger as well....they also want to jump!

Can't resist.... why did the snowman drop his pants, he heard the snowblower coming!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Happy Birthday from Deepest Darkest Africa!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

They don't call it The Granola State for nothing....once you get past the fruits and flakes, all you got is the nuts!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Maybe its a way to get those nervy tandems out....nutting like a good jalapeno/ egg/ bean puff of gas after a hard nights drinking! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

I'm a multimedia producer, my office is a shrine to skydiving...the Big Boss is a lapsed jumper who wants to get current again I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

If only they would listen and repair the Win 2K box....all it needs is a new drive.....I haven't been able to do squadoo for 4 days now! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter

Picture this....first thing on a Monday morning I get called into the boss's office....he asks me to sit....then tells me that my skydiving will become part of my package!! What more could I ask for???

and you work where...doing what???? I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter