f1freak

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  1. The best one i have on tape is a REALLY loud "FUCK ME RUNNIN...." LOL... That thing opened so hard and with a half twist.... I just cracks up every time i watch the tape.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  2. f1freak

    High/Low

    Hummmmmmmmm..... Low = waking up to blue skies knowing that i had to stay home and work...... High = A friend making me laugh till i couldnt breath... more than once.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  3. Q: What do you call an angry German????? A: A Sauerkraut....... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  4. Hit the SL when i was 26..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  5. awwwwwwwwww gotta love it... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  6. well, you know.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  7. I am comfortable enough to say i love when some people sing Wham tunes..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  8. COOOOOOL, it's a cool tune..... it's a good one to turn off the lights and just relax and jam to..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  9. LOL... HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA.... the cool shit ya can find.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  10. I dont know if you get into trance\techno, but here is a tune called skydiver...... http://flintwebdev.com/skydiver.mp3 And another mix of the song... http://flintwebdev.com/skydiver_2.mp3 HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  11. I guess i dont know that canopy, but i had the same trouble with a used sabre 170 i had.... I sent it in for new lines, and it was like night and day.... How many jumps on the line set does that canopy have? HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  12. f1freak

    slow today

    What's in ohio????????? HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  13. f1freak

    slow today

    DUDE, dont even go there.... You should have seen while yall were in AZ..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  14. Well damn, now i feel better... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  15. Clowns and Cows are bad....... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  16. INTERNET GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD..... MUST FOLLOW THE WEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  17. Who said it best.... Jay and Silent Bob.... "Fuck Fuck Fuck... mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck mother fuck, noise noise noise......" HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  18. f1freak

    High/Low

    Yes, ya gotta love this game..... LOW = waking up this morning and knowing i needed to go to work.... HI = was finding out it was friday... and talking to hol on the phone.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  19. Where can i get the info on that one... GOD, i need a vacation..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  20. Just have a way of doing that ya know.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  21. Gotta love George Carlin..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  22. I say we lift a drink to that brother.... We just never know when our time will come, we need to live while we live.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  23. Here are a few of mine.... 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? 2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick. 3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 4. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too. "Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? 5. When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 6. When people say, while watching a movie, "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling? 7. The radio ad: "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't." Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake 8. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, didja there buddy? 9. When something is "new and improved." Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  24. The impression that i got from the story is that it's not really the uspa thats building the museum, so our dues wouldnt be used for the museum...... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE
  25. Oh, now thats harsh.... But funny HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE