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This one will date me.... The ad agency that came up with the “Joe Camel” campaign. That didn’t target kids? How stupid do you think Americans are? OK, don’t answer that... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I think i have a little to much free time on my hands today.... sheepshit head.... crackin me up.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

The guy that wrote the book about the bell curve. Man, too bad he was born. Maybe I kould hav gon 2 Harvard. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

come on... it's early gimme a break.... Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running bleep HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

one more.... Q: What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? A: Most of the time, you get an onion with big ears. But once in a while, JUST once in a while, you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

12. The sheepshit head who is so stupid that they force companies to print directions on shampoo bottles. You mean you don’t drink the stuff? HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I LIKE THAT.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

8. The Judge or Jury that awarded “The McDonalds’ Coffee Lady” a huge settlement. For that kind of money I would spill hot coffee on my head while dancing a polka and singing “You light up my life," but it doesn’t mean it was McDonalds’ fault. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

another..... 6.Trekkies. Set your phaser on asshole with no life. Are you from the planet Dildohead? 7.That asshole of an old lady who spilled McDonalds coffee in her lap while she was driving. I can’t believe she had the balls to sue. You are an asshole and one of the major problems with our legal system. I don’t think the term “don’t drink and drive” was coined for you lady, but how about taking the bus next time. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Just putting a list of assholes together (no particular order...) 1.The person who gave Kenny G. his sax lessons. I know you couldn’t have predicted the outcome, but the world will never forgive you. Is he the same guy who taught Michael Bolton to sing? Just wondering... 2.The person who wrote the manual that came with my TV. Under the heading “Troubleshooting: No picture can be seen," the advice given is “Are you facing the TV?” Oh, That’s the problem I was facing the microwave. 3.Telemarketers. Hey, I know these people have to make a living, but not at 7:30 am on a Saturday. Who the fuck buys anything at that hour on a Saturday anyway, except crack addicts, and they’ll find their crack on their own. 4.People who are 1000 years old and drive at least 15 mph under the speed limit. You don’t have much time so you might want to get there a little quicker. 5.Me. I admit it; I’m an asshole. I’m intolerant of stupid or rude people. I’m especially intolerant of assholes! If somebody is an asshole to me, then I feel the need to be an asshole back. I’ll even go out of my way to do it. I like to think that the other person is an asshole to me first, then I react as an asshole, but I’m sure all assholes think that. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

There's another world inside of me That you may never see There's secrets in this life That I can't hide Somewhere in this darkness There's a light that I can't find Maybe it's too far away... Maybe I'm just blind... Maybe I'm just blind... [chorus] So hold me when I'm here Love me when I'm wrong Hold me when I'm scared And love me when I'm gone Everything I am And everything you need I'll also be the one You wanted me to be I'll never let you down Even if I could I'd give up everything If only for your good So hold me when I'm here Love me when I'm wrong You can hold me when I'm scared You won't always be there So love me when I'm gone [end chorus] Love me when I'm gone... When your education x-ray Can not see under my skin I won't tell you a damn thing That I could not tell my friends Roaming through this darkness I'm alive but I'm alone Part of me is fighting this But part of me is gone [chorus] Maybe I'm just blind... [chorus] Love me when I'm gone... Love me when I'm gone When I'm Gone When I'm Gone When I'm Gone HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

oh, and the two guys doin the "base" (ok well i know it's not base) stuff off of the paraglider is way cool...... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I just saw that the other day....... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

hahahaha..... Loic Jean Albert swooping the mountain with his wing suit.... I had the chance to meet him a few months ago at work..... The coolest guy, and one that can TOTALY plan a stunt......

i'm sitting here watching Soul Flyers again..... DAMN this is a GREAT video...... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

no kiddin.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

wooooooo.... gettin deep.... I was just sayin that it's sad that this "does" need to be on billboards.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

PETA..... when i lived in virginia a radio station would always hold"Fishing" contests in front of their door..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I don’t even know who to point my anger at for this one, but I just saw a billboard that read “Who’s the father? - Call 1 800 DNA_TEST”. What the fuck is wrong with this world that we now have to advertise that we are a nation of hedonistic sluts. How am I going to get paid if I don’t know who the father is? - Call 1 800 DNA-TEST.” What has happened to any moral decency left in the world. Hey, I’m all for a good fuck, but this has gone too far. This is not an add for DNA testing, it’s exhibit A in my “Humans are too stupid to live” campaign. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

ok sorry.... heres another.... A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating." The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?" The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room." HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

OH NO.... This is bad.... One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!" HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

yea yea yea.... One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh. A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks, "How are you feeling?" The patient smiles and replies" You were right! I feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely home." HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

This guy goes skydiving for the first time. After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens. Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxiliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear. As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way. He shouts to her "Do you know anything about parachutes?" "No", she says, "do you know anything about gas stoves?" HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Infectious Grooves..... you just cant help movin to that stuff...... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE