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I usualy spend my time under canopy checking my airspace. i want to make sure that i have both good vertical and horizontal airspace all the way down then it's time to think about the SWOOOOP..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I had the chance to see a An-124, we had to load it with beans that were headed to centeral america for some disaster relief.... They had to close the road that ran behind the runway so that cars wouldnt be flipped over while it was powering up for takeoff... It was a massive aircraft... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Sitting next to the door of the old 206... When the door opened up, i thought i was gonna die... I remember my whole body slid as close to the pilot seat as i could... My brain was yelling at me "what the hell are you trying to prove here"... Then i remember letting go of the strut, and thinking yea.... this is what it's all about... The rest is history...... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Life has never been the same after becoming a monkey.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Monkeys are goooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I jump at skydive suffolk, but still looking for a home... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I love my cobalt, give that a try for sure... i made most of my jumps on a sabre 170, i now fly a cobalt 120 (not recomending to drop down that much at one time for anyone) but it flys and land great.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I am right @ 1.68 HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Another thing yall, This girl is one of us, i met her on dz.com... And is one of the most real people i have ever met in my life... She was just human up in the plane... When any one else would try to give her positive thoughts, we were looked at like "step the fuck back" by the instructor... This person was a friend of mine before the jump and i even kind of helped push her along to make the aff jump... I have seen a part of skydiving i dont want to see again... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

31 is great....

You are probably right on that one... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I have my ways i guess..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Skydive Suffolk..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Not only that, he told her to quit being a "FUCKIN BABY... and to just get in the door.... It was total bullshit... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I was on the load when this shit happened.... This was the most unprofessional asshole i have ever seen, the worst part is he is also the DZO.... I can tell you i have lost total respect for him.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Ahhh, that sucks wendy... Hope the leg heals quick... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

31 and lovin it..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I dont get the chance to be with the woman i love as often as i would like... But i can tell you when we do have our time together i cant get enough of her, all of the little touches and the kisses, the little smiles we share are what keep me going. it might sound sappy but this is the only woman that i actually wrote a poem for... She is the first thing that i think about in the morning and the last thing before i fall asleep... Every day my feelings for her grow... All of my other relationships that i have been in have had the passion missing and they end up sucking the energy out of you.... Find the passion and hold onto it, it is such a great part of life dont miss out on it...

DUUUUUUUUUDE, where's my car............ HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Wow, is this a bumpy road... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis? - Mypenis ate my homework. - Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth! - Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis. - I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. - I think my penis has fleas - Mypenis doesn't come when I call it. - Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests. - I love giving Mypenis a bath. - At night, I sleep with Mypenis curled up beside me - Mypenis likes it when people pet him. - Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds! - Playing with Mypenis really wears me out. - Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis? - Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active. - I think Mypenis has a mind of its own. - I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet. - Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction. - I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead. - Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door. - Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys. - Help! I can't find Mypenis! - Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis. - Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes. - Sorry to be driving so fast, officer - I have to take Mypenis to the hospital. - Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis! - Mypenis doesn't like pussies HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is? Why does sour cream have an expiration date? Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk? The light went out, but where to? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra? Does the reverse side also have a reverse side? Why is the alphabet in that order? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!! Do fish get cramps after eating? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosylabic"? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a-door? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? Do infants have as much fun in their infancy as adults do in adultery? If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse? Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left. If you throw a cat out the window, is it considered kitty litter? If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why do they report power outages on TV? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Is it possible to be totally partial? What's another word for thesaurus? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON. how do they make it stick to the pan? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day. 365 days a year. why are there locks on the doors? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Why is the word abbreviation so long? When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Can a fat person go skinny dipping? Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Have you ever imagined a world with out hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning? If a cow laughed. would milk come out her nose? If your in a vehicle going the speed of light. what happens when you turn on the headlights? Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment. but when you transport something by ship. its cargo? You know that little indestructable black box that is used on planes. Why dont they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address. you turn down the volume on the radio? HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Everyone should experience this boogie at least 1 time... It is the best time i have ever had at any boogie... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Dude is rockin..... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Cool man... The pics bring back some memories (i think...) I cant wait to get back down there again.. See ya HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE