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Doctor...."how are you doing besides your sore throat?" kristen-- fine, I guess.....a little stressed maybe Doctor..."would you like some valium?" kristen--- hmmmmmmm......okay.....if you insist..

Hot Buttered Rum Good for colds and chills. 1 teaspoon brown sugar in a mug. Sprinkle in ground cloves. A dab of butter. Add a jigger of rum. Fill mug with boiling water and stir with a cinnamon stick. Spring's Chicken Soup Good for colds, stuffy nose, and soar throat. 4 large skinless chicken breasts. 4 mid-sized carrots cut into thin slices. 3 mid-sized celery sticks, cut into thin slices. 1 mid-sized potato cut into small cubes. Flour, salt and chicken bullion cube. ~~ Cook chicken breast in a skillet or oven (don't use a microwave) until tender but still juicy. Set them aside to cool a little while you prepare the soup. In a large sauce pan add: 5 cups of water and 1 chicken bullion cube. Add 1 teaspoon salt, carrots, celery and potatoes. Bring to a boil and added 2 tablespoons all purpose flour. Stir for about 2 minutes. Reduce to medium heat and cover. Cut chicken into chunks, discard any 'fatty' attachments. Add chicken to sauce pan. Simmer for 30-60 minutes. Continually check on the soup and stir occasionally. The "Cold" Sandwich 2 slices of whole wheat bread. A slice of a yellow raw onion. A healthy serving of horseradish. A slice of cheddar cheese. Brown mustard and a decoration of lettuce. ~~ A simple lunch 3-4 times a week can prevent the common cold. Preventing Colds Before They Start º Drip dry your dishes. Drying them with a towel can spread germs. º Feed a cold, starve a fever. º A clove of garlic can stop a sneezing fit. º An apple a day keeps the doctor away. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The mathematician Von Blecks Derived the equation for sex. He found a good f*** Isn't patience or luck But a function of Y over X.

I want to know which mirror is telling the truth......at Express..the dressing room mirrors say I look pretty good......at The Gap, I swear I look 10lbs heavier.....at Victoria's Secret, I KNOW they have trick mirrors because I look 10lbs lighter... I'm confused...which is the real me??

I would say......"hey....the vacuum broke, I bought a new one.." I by no means have a perfect marraige....let me say it again for emphasis......by no means do i have a perfect marraige....but if you can't even talk to him about getting a vacuum cleaner without him getting pissed.....you deserve more... sorry if I overstepped boundaries.. just my .02

I smell like ginger today too

Girl.......don't do it... I can't in good conscience advise you to drink it.. ...Unless you don't have to do anything tomorrow in which case.....crack it open..

Hugs for you and prayers for your brother....

There has been no mention of chicken either..

What the Reverand says.....

I take you up on your invitation....might have to stop at chuck e cheese's beforehand though so the kids will be entertained....

I promise to listen.....and promise to eat..and definitely promise to drink.....

why the vino of course...

the barbera d'alba thread. *** Well look at that....you did invite me. I think I'm ready for a glass.

sounds wonderful....much better than the michelob ultra I have in hand ..

OPIE........where've you been.....

I could use a houseboy...that would be lovely....someone to mow the lawn and move heavy furniture...

I'm still Kristen......still a stay at home mom/ lady of leisure..

don't you have a card number or something for that?

Practicing your freeflying in bed again, huh?...need to be careful with that.....

heehee....i have that one too...

I don't know the "etiquette" for when it's appropriate to wear....i say..wear it whenever you want to

you're right.....gold.......bad.....very bad..

How many bumper stickers do I see......would rather be golfing....would rather be climbing... would rather be fishing.....etc etc...... Everyday I drive by the golfcourse the vanity plates are on almost ever car... GOLFPRO... HOLNONE..I could go on....

It's just like anything.....when you lettered in sports in highschool and you wear a letter jacket... or.....a charm bracelet containing charms that signify special things in your life.....even a wedding ring.....all symbols of things you love or are dedicated to..