MaVriK

So here i sit about to do my last coach jump and A license check out dive this coming weekend. I have yet to jump my own pack job (although i packed my cousins and she jumped it against my pleading her NOT to...she said it was great). I plan on packing my chute for both jumps this saturday, but i rightfully am kind of nervous about it since I will be the one jumping the pack job. Just looking for a little insight on doing a good pack job or any acronyms out there to help me remember some steps... I appreciate it in advance! ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

I have a Taurus 24/7 pro 9mm i carry on me 24/7 wherever i go (in PA that is). and in my home i have a Springfield XD .40 with night sights and of course the good ol' 12 gauge :D ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

haha, that is kinda messed up...but the purpose of this reply is to say that your signature is awesome... ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

DOH! ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 2. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay. 3. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say". 4. I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night." 5. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year? 6. When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking. 7. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase “Regards” again. 8. I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to have fun.” Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they’ve invented the lighter? 9. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. 10. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 11. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on facebook people that I do know, but i deliberately choose not to be friends with? 12. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or faq’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft. 13. There is a great need for sarcasm font. 14. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it. 15. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it. 16. The other night I hit a new low at an open bar. I had already hopped on ” highway blackout ” when, inevitably , I had to find a bathroom. Eventually I decided it was probably on the other side of the bar so I tried to walk over there, but ran into a girl coming the other way. We played that, Both go left, Both go right game to no avail, so I finally put out my hand to guide myself past and that is when I realized, yup, that’s a mirror I just tried to walk through. And the girl on the other side is me. Even cats can recognize their own image. 17. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 18. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. 19. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 20. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text. 21. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it. 22. Was learning cursive really necessary? 23. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 24. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying. 25. Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”. 26. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said? 27. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! 28. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ‘as in’ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss’s last name to an attorney and said “Yes that’s G as in…(10 second lapse)..ummm…Goonies” 29. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other? 30. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart. 31. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 32. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 33. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water. 34. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 35. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired. 36. Bad decisions make good stories. 37. Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do! 38. If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible. 39. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem…. 40. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day. 41. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection. 42. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. 43. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. 44. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever. 45. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There’s so much pressure. ‘I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren’t watching this. It’s only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?’ 46. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away? 47. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. 48. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my itunes. 49. Why is a school zone 15 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles… 50. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists. 51. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 52. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood. 53. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 54. I think that if, years down the road when I’m trying to have a kid, I find out that I’m sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college. 55. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it. 56. The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There’s nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner. 57. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time… 58. The other day some kid asked me, ”what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that? 59. It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text. 60. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit. 61. I think the freezer deserves a light as well ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

hahaha HELLUVA story there mate! glad ya finally let go! ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

New CD from Chevelle....if you dont have it...GET IT... amazing album! incase you didnt know...:D ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

Dont get me wrong, they run like hell and yeah the new ones don't look too bad... But its the whole "im holier than thou" persona they put off...iriitates me.... But you skydive so you gotta be cool ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

yup, you done gone and fucked up... ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

I have a 99 vette to do this week, and why is it that EVERY vette owner thinks they have the one and only vette like theirs? i mean seriously..go to a vette show and 90% of them are bone stock and exactly the same except for the color...makes no sense to me...at least this guy im doin some custom paint on, but bah! ok /end rant ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

Blackhaus jaegerbombs are always good...lol washington apples anything with 151.....lol ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

Most Overrated I would have to say would be the car or the BED... - i like to pretty much fuck everywhere and move around..Dont get me wrong, the bed is a good place, but i enjoy exploring different Terrain :) ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

Mornin sky monkeys! hot cup-o-jo' in my hand and slowly watchin to clock tick to when i have to leave for the 8-5. Boooooooooo ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

ahhhhh OUCH... glad to hear you were ok though! nothin like an extra kick in the side havin someone else drop it AGAIN on the other side... ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

hit the weight bench or go to the parking lot and have a "beat the shit outta the stunt bike" stunt session.. ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

Congrats!!!!! and........... BEER!!!!!!!!!!! ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

I'll second that one...startin to really not be a fan of Winters.....lol ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

THOSE CARS ARE WICKED! nice selection! ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

always like the McLaren F1's but dream car is Ferrari Enzo, and daily drive is an 08 scion tC and 04 Kawasaki Ninja 636 ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

Have a looksie...very intriguing stuff... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NixpfLAMQhU ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

fuck golf...absolutely hands down the most boring game in the world to watch... ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

agreed, yes seasons go through changes, but if you look back through history its all in a cycle, (just like the lakes) global warming is a joke. yeah i believe we should have better emissions and emit less harmful chemicals into the air, but for our own good.. ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

The fact is, government no longer fears the people. People fear the government, and have lost sight that government and its officials are there to SERVE US..and vote on OUR behalf, not their own. In reality the whole system needs to be restructured , but that my friends i dont think will ever happen... The citizens are being ignored or quieted...and thats not the way things are supposed to go...but hell thats been going on for decades... ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"

That should be edited to.. "Fucking Awesome!" ~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it"