mtbriles

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  1. It means you two were meant to fuck. Happens to me with very attractive women frequently. Go for gold my friend. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  2. Bad news: ********************* Good news: It only hurt at first. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  3. For some reason i always feel the need to just let out a huge fart at about 10k... hope this helps. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  4. I know somebody that thinks youre hot. And if i wasnt so shy, I would tell you who it is. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  5. Dude i found some moonshine in the cabinets, no joke. I will be shortly. Ahhhhh mom would be proud. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  6. Dude its cause im here dude. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  7. Lol dude such a lack of faith. Mb if i put a better profile pic that would help. Hows this one? Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  8. Hahahahaha dude i could totally see how that would be a problem. Ohhhh man that one got me bry. LOL Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  9. I think the pic she sent me is of you in your younger days. You had some nice ones bry. Whyd you get a reduction??? Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  10. LOL hmmmmmm must have been your wifey. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  11. Hehe the titties you put on my phone Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  12. Lol dude this shits turning into the dudeist skydiver thread dude. And dude no PMs yet dude. Guess the ladys are waitin till the morning dude. lol DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edit: BTW those were some HUGE titties dude Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  13. Dude dude dude. I cant stop saying dude... Dude. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  14. Hey bro as long as im blind folded why not? Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  15. Dude dude dude...im special Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  16. I am selling my body for sex. Thats right ladies this hot peice of ass is now up for bid. I can do it all Im young strong and ready to go allllll night longgggg For pics, references, and more info PM me Briles Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  17. I take hostages. Good my Canadian friend. That will help us get our point across. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  18. This thread has officially been hijacked by the somewhat-almost-but-still-not-really-that-famous Bry and Briles. With the assist of our Canadian friend FanOfFAlling. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  19. Bry really? This is the "youre welcome" thread. Not the "thank you" thread. I think youve got dementia...old man. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  20. No you see the canadian secret is the maple syrup. That shits better than cocaine. How the hell could you be pissed at anyone when there is maple syrup everywhere. And i dont mean that aunt ja may may shit or Mrs. fatarses syrup. I mean the real canadian shit. That stuff is gooooooood. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  21. Hell yea Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  22. Didnt have a choice. Grandma said shed take me out of the will if i didnt. Shes got more money stashed away than you realize grandps. BTW this thread has been hijacked by the not-really-that-famous-but-kinda-well-known bry and briles. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  23. Fine grandpa but im not changing your diaper this time. That is YOUR responsibility not mine. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55
  24. a. Yes bry i am. b. Im not a kid anymore, ill be 19 in April. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55