meatmissile

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  1. Hoezit, hoezit! Nee, ons moet maar net eers enige insette deur die "sheesh nooit bru" denkproses hardloop. Niks is meer snaaks as dit eers anderkant uitkom nie
  2. Come on - like our esteemed foreign affairs minister said last night: the fact that Zim requires news agencies to be registered with the government does not mean that they will be intimidated in any way. (not verbatim) If you are standing next to the highway with a rock in your hand, it does not automatically mean that you are going to hurl it at a car . -- ZZZzzzz....
  3. Nee, jy het al weer nie mooi gekyk nie. Die ou donker wolkie stap langs my rond so van tyd tot tyd . -- ZZZzzzz....
  4. Ja, maar 'n ou sal seker moet gaan toustaan om te stem . Edit: Watter deel van CT het jy as "sunny" ervaar? Ek bly nou al drie jaar hier, en dit is maar min sunny. -- ZZZzzzz....
  5. Die warmste dag in die Kaap in 33 jaar het aangebreek. Ek hoop enige van julle hartseer donders daar bo in Gautengeleng kry ook swaar. Op 'n ligter en meer vermaaklike noot, 14 April is nou seker 'n vakansiedag vanjaar. Middel-van-die-week-breek
  6. Or not shit, as the case may be. Depending on what you put in the generator that is supposed to pump water for the dumpers, that is. -- ZZZzzzz....
  7. Come on, even I can see that that is not your real bum . -- ZZZzzzz....
  8. The answer is simple. When it is meant to be. That's all. -- ZZZzzzz....
  9. I know what you mean. When I go to the DZ, I have to use a stick sometimes to keep the ladies away from me. Sometimes it gets so bad that they form a pack and try to rip the clothes from my body, and I barely escape with my honor intact! At night, around the fire, it's worse. There's a few of them who hide under chairs and stuff, and it gets even more difficult to defend myself, especially when I've had a few beers. And the worst is when a group of girls hide in my tent, wearing nothing but baby oil. Some nights I hardly get any sleep at all. But I try to be brave about it . -- ZZZzzzz....
  10. Of course it's not mine. I am male, and the bum in question is undoubtably female. It's not fake either, it is very real. Notice also that I wrote "a bum" as opposed to "my bum" Attached is another view of the same lady. -- ZZZzzzz....
  11. Every time I visit the forum I'm disappointed to see no new bums here . So, I decided to post a bum. Since Pia is never going to post hers. Is there some genius out there who could put together a clickable link list of memorable bums on this thread? I can never find my favourites . -- ZZZzzzz....
  12. That sounds like a logical explanation. You should send him the name of that stuff you guys use for welding that seems to get used much faster than the actual amount of welding warrants . -- ZZZzzzz....
  13. You are likely thinking about that girlfriend of yours that indulged your every carnal desire, that you somehow did not manage to hang on to. We all get those moments . -- ZZZzzzz....
  14. Don't you live in Bellville, Andre? I thought you have to plod through quite a few used car lots, not to mention Khaelitsha from there to get your feet wet . -- ZZZzzzz....
  15. So Kerry, Did you see the naked man running through the revolving door at the airport on your way there?
  16. Nope, I studied punctuation. Seriously, the idea was not to be geographically correct, but rather to look at regions. Besides, it is my poll, and I will set it up as I want to. Feel free to tick the last box if you like, that is what it is there for. To keep the wise asses happy . -- ZZZzzzz....
  17. I have no preference as far as penis length is concerned, so as a man I would also not participate in such a poll. (I would assume that penis length should be more relevant to women than to men ) I do take an interest in what oral contraceptive the woman in my life takes, some are better than others, and I would want to make sure she has the best. So both your examples don't work for me.
  18. For once I agree with you wholeheartedly. I have been to Texas (Dallas, El Paso, Fort Davis, Alpine, Marfa and some other places), and I found it the closest place to home I have ever been to. I could live there easily. -- ZZZzzzz....
  19. I know, I was just being playful. I am in that kind of mood today
  20. [little smiley with eyes rolling backwards] Apologies if I'm winding you up, I'm just trying to raise awareness. It's in everyone's interest. Remember this gem of a post from a while ago? http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=645451#645451 The responses to that was also interesting . -- ZZZzzzz....
  21. With a huge amount of left foot and some right yoke. I have seen the video before, and we debated it at length, some holding that it was a crosswind landing. I doubt it, you can even see a rather limp windsock in the picture. I think he just had his line or altitude wrong, and did some fancy weaving and slipping to correct his line and/or lose altitude, but I'm no expert, I only have a PPL. It would be interesting to see what Chris (Diverdriver) thinks. -- ZZZzzzz....
  22. If by the webmaster you mean Sangiro, as far as I can tell, he was born and raised in South Africa, and has never lived in the US. I think he was there for a longish visit recently
  23. Sky, you are remarkably well informed, and absolutely right (as far as I can tell). What I do know is that the USA is not a continent
  24. Your options assume everyone lives in the US
  25. That can happen when a jumper docks way too hard from the rear and misses the regular leg grip . -- ZZZzzzz....