jumpingjunkie09

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  1. ....be the first one in bed at a boogie! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  2. ...not making much sense in facebook updates! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  3. ...being the cheesiest! (He even beat Kraft!) I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  4. ...think (incorrectly) that he's a comedian! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  5. It's the DZ.com yearbook!!!! And as the first poster I get to choose my first target...! BOLAS!!!! ...Most likely to have a sex change! (See Bolas, you knew wearing dresses would come back to haunt you one of these days!) I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  6. Since I'm first, I'll pick on Deedy! ...Being facebook's top POKER!! P.S. QUIT POKING ME!!!!!!!!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  7. ask him to talk dirty to me in Afrikaans! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  8. *DROOL* (cuz he'll be wearing blues) and then make him play his guitar for me! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  9. And a lot less . . . satisfying. I really don't know much about dating anymore though. I'm waaaay married, 25 years this week.
  10. I chew them! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  11. drool cuz he will definitely be wearing his uniform! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  12. Good luck in thinking the weather will be good. Supposed to rain all weekend. I was planning a Universal trip but the thought of walkinging in the rain all day just doesn't sound like fun. We are going to the movies instead....
  13. Clean the house and go shopping for essentials on Saturday. Then on Sunday, assuming the weather cooperates, I'll be on a boat, motherfuckers dont you EVER forget! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  14. I love Dunkin coffee, and my kiddo loves the donuts, so it works out well! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  15. Marinate in vinegar, salt, pepper and onions for a few ours...mmm homemade pickles!! I want to try some home made pickles... I love pickles
  16. My brain is moving in slo-mo trying to figure this shit out!!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  17. cuz he cant keep up! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  18. Cuz he sobered up and is out of beer.... wheres the fun in that? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  19. Good advice. Question for the rules committee - Can posed "paparazzi" pics be used?? Like the "posed candids" of the hollywood stars back in the 50's and 60's. For example: a pic of 2 notable DZ.commers peeking out of the same sleeping bag. (both fully clothed, although you can't tell because all you can see is their heads) Or a posed "beating". I dont see why not! Submit whatever pictures you can, just make sure that the parties involved are okay with it being posted on here! Again, the best 3 "paparazzi style" photos of any dz.com post whore(s), as voted for, will win! Pull out the cameras and start snapping pics!!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  20. Good idea! We'll have to talk about that and run it by The Professor! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  21. my answer to VB (post #3) above also applies to you! And everybody else for that matter! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  22. If youre one of the 3 winners you do! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  23. cuz he huffed all the gas in the whipped cream cans! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  24. Why are there so few votes for the guys????? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
  25. Oh yeah. She's DEFINITELY trying to tell us something. I swear to God that didn't happen to me. YET! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy