shah269

No no on you have it all wrong! We want you to bring the whores in! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm all for eating MRE's during meetings! But at freaking $14 a pop! I call Sloppy Joe! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

But I just ordered a bucket of those neodymium magnets! And am thinking of maybe "creating" some sort of..... Just kidding! No you guys are right, the more I think about it yes using front risers down that low is not the safest thing to do since it causes the top skin to be exposed to more windshear and turbulence which could intern cause very serious issues! Rears and toggles it is! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah! They freaking buy the darn things from their star bucks and then turn arond and sell them to the feds at $16 a shot! It is sick but....well...they won't let you bring in your own food or drink. I know...I walked into a meeting with a cup of coffee I had just bought at their freaking star bucks but the cute girl said I could not take it in....thought it was to keep the place clean. So I dumped it...when I got it...star bucks coffee! I was like WTF! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

One of the best clubs in NYC, my friend's friend is the owner. And long story short there was this gorgeous bar maid and well we were talking and things were going FREAKING great and well...as gorgeous as she was...and she was gorgeous with amazing legs, green eyes and long blond hair...it would have been a little odd if we had gone out (the owner gave me the inside scoop). Not the first time and won't be the last. It's ok, I'm liberal, even if we had gone out and it's a shame we didn't I'm sure she would have been a fun date. After all she was going to school at CCNY and was very smart and lots of laughs. But I'm sure you will have fun in SEA! Enjoy the coffee and the amazing food! Hell just post photos of the amazing food! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ha HA smart ass! Yes I will do my best to jump more and think less! Or not at all!

Bro....it happens....and that's all I'm going to say about that one! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ah back packers! If you can't get laid in a hostel just give up and kill yourself! God I love back packer chicks from Europe! And turns out they love me too! I think you are going to have a killer time in SEA! You have to post pictures of all the cute girls! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Roger flat turn as in a nice cooridnated turn using togles. Also DOOH! Yes you are 100% right I'm sorry my bad! Didn't even think about that....I'm gaining speed for that 1 second but in 3 seconds it's all gone! Major DOOH! thanks guys! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hum, are any of these girls even remotely good looking? Do their thighs NOT touch all the way from their vag to the floor? Does their underwear collection NOT consist of large meter by meter wide bits of flowered sail cloth? Do these ladies smell good and know how to giggle? Well brother you have to do what a man has to do! Bring them over to the local DZ and introduce them to all the good folks and then stand back as the blown egos start doing their little angry dance....it's fun! Kind of like inviting strippers to a boogie. Yeah all of a sudden the regular girls at the DZ aren't getting hit on and start suffering from what best could be described as sensory deprivation and either start going nuts or start joining the strippers in getting naked! So do the right thing, do the lazy thing, do the manly thing......introduce these lovely desperate ladies in need of a hot beef injection to the beefiest non military place on earth...any DZ! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hanging out too much at the local DZ or has it just been a bad year? Hell it may not be Brazil but I'm sure it will be better than having to deal with a bunch of blown egoed chicks rocking panties big enough to cover VW Buss rolling in the mud bitching about how this MOFO named Shah is blowing their gig! That said, I was just in Nam this past year and IT WAS FUN! Girls were very very very cute (aka skinny and hot) and well it was cheap as hell! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

you ma you ma you motherfucker! Coffee all over my freaking desk at work you dork! God! Look. Good friends stick around to the end, shitty friends.....well forget about them. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

That's enough trolling out of you, you...... troll. You make me want to puke! I'm going to have to reread that book and retake that class. Why did I think cell pressure was a function of airspeed? That said, conservative front riser turns would in theory increase cell pressure and thus make for a more rigid wing and so be more efficient? Look I'm not whacking the fronts and doing some sick 360. I was setting up, look left, left front riser pressure at 800ft, glide to 400, look left, left front riser pressure, glide to 200f look left flat toggle turn and line up for landing. The added speed just seemed to make for softer landings on zero wind days. But as many have indicated it is not safe so I won't be doing that since I do enjoy this sport and wish to keep doing it for a very long time. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://samsonblinded.org/news/wp-content/uploads/HLIC/1d242b174faa3eafb6e51808943cda22.jpg Now why can't we elect more guys like this man! Now this guy! This guy! Let me tell you all cock and balls! Adn he has a thing for T&A and I for one am ok with it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Just googled malaysian girls. Not bad not bad at all! I'm not really into asian girls but this....well this may work! Also apparently my IT guys have a thing for Asian girls....OMG YOU DON"T SAY....none of the sights are blocked! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hum...are any of these girls less than 5 beers cute? If so just screw them and have fun! Come on! Slip them the summer sausage! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

05 looked to be a very good year! http://www.misswhitetrash.com/images/winner1.JPG Look, ladies, say you were with a man...a sexy hot well dressed good smelling knew how to cook with his shirt off while telling you to stand there drinking red while and cutting up veggies man...and this man was all about how great you looked and was the kind of guy who took your undies off with his teeth every day would you not invest in at least a few dozen $5 thongs from Vickies? Hell Fredricks has some great ones as well! Better yet, what if he were to not only walk into Vickies with you holding your hand but also buy them for you. Would you not be decked out to rock and roll Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So, now she's gotta be small, smart (yet dumb enough to date ya), not want kids AND shop at high class underwear shops? Yeah like the girl I went out with on a date last night. And well there are times where maybe wally world undies are ok for a girl....such as if and when she rolls in the mud....no clue why you would do that.... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hahahaha you know, for once I can agree with you Shah... The only ex's that dont bother me are ones that are now dating other skydivers. Thanks friends for taking care of those ones for me It's just gook Karma man! I'm sure there is a "nice guy" at your local DZ who isn't the best with the ladies....introduce east to west and let the Skygod smile! doing good is easy, doing wrong takes work, be lazy and do good! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Mesh? Women are not turned on by mesh. OK smarty pants, it's mesh as in the stuff under armor is made of. Now their high thread count undies were rocking but the mesh is very nice! Keeps the boys cool calm and collected! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

This is the flag we fly at my local DZ http://www.buyflagshere.com/store/images/buy_surrender_the_booty_pirate_flag.jpg The cute tandem chicks love it! I'm sorry...no way no how would I take a girl seriously in a relationship if she is rocking Wallyworld undies! I mean taking those off with my teeth.....eeehhh...not right. Now that being said, IF this chick and I were an item I would push her into Vickies and if I had to I would buy her the undies. Because I'm just that sexy of a guy! Now rub your hands all over my fuzzy chest and purr my name "Ooooh Shahhhhhhhhh" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

pfft...easy! invite her over to your local DZ and pass her off. no brainer there! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Isn't that like drinking a Grey Goose Dirty Martini from a paper cup? Nah it's ok. My though on the subject is that if I can't wear her thong like an eye patch and chase her around the room....well 1) she's a big girl and 2) well how big is this girl? And why am I chasing her around the house? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I don't know....what are your thoughts on guys rocking 5 year old undies that are "off white" Yeah! I can't tell you how happy girls have been with my choice of undergarments and how disappointed I have been with theirs. Last one...I think it was old navy bikini things of all the wrong colors....really? You are on date WITH THE FREAKING SHAH! And you are rocking WHAT! That said turns out you girls sure are into guys who rock the designer boxer briefs. Dudes, the Calvin Cline mesh boxer briefs....they no joke cradle your nut sack like the gift to woman it is! Can be found for $10 a set if you look! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm shallow.....and I'm ok with it. All the mental health professionals I have known have indicated that being at peace with my shallowness is a good thing. As for the + sized girl sitting on my lap demanding $5 to get off! Brother that's 1/4th a lift ticket! NO WAY am I paying a girl of epic mass to get off of me for $5! I would sit there till my hips were thoroughly crushed and my nuts flattened to resemble silver dollar pancakes! A man must have his morals! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!