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Everything posted by shah269
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Yeah I didn't mind fighting the good fight to have her in my life. I don't mind paying for her education because she was my wife and it was the right thing to do. And helping out her white trash friends.....the kids...i love it when the smile. The cheating on the other hand....that one...yeah left me very jaded. If a woman im with even so much as smiles the same way as my x did....she's out the door. It's a reflex. To have ones partner and friend do that .... it hurts. But there is nothing like getting even by living better. She cheated on me with a needle dicked Korean guy (no offence to any of our Asian friends but i know my dick is bigger than yours, i bought rubbers in Asia and they did not fit) and is now knocked up with his kid and as far as I can tell did not finish up her last years of business school, still driving around in an 02 VW Bug with good god the tires I bought for that car 4 years ago...... I on the other hand still skydive with my friends, got in a good 30 jumps in this year :-) I'm about to graduate with my MBA, as soon as the closing is and legal fees are covered I'll be better off financially than when I was married ($12k per year for her education) and I JUST BOUGHT a nice second hand 135I in pearl white for a steal! AND...this Friday night my date is a long legged, flat bellied, amazing assed size 4 blond with the most gorgeous green eyes AND she always wanted to skydive and had an education and who makes 60% of what I make! I'm still jaded and will be for a very long time....but while she is waddling in that beat up old VW Bug wondering if her new boyfriend will ever propose to her....odds are he's not....I'm sitting in a nice new car, smiling because next summer I'll get more jumps in and when the economy wakes back up.....I may find a better paying job and make more money and live a great fucking life! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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What is wrong with engineers? Shooting a dead horse.
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
OK, so we know about 2 parts you have been removed, we just don't know how you dress Please brother please "The Shah" knows how to rock the hotness! Today I be sitting at my desk with a fitted black button up shirt with a pink tie...yes pink! Because I'm that good at looking that good! The other day, pink shirt....yeah you got it...pink not that salmon color....black tie. I iron my shirts and my pants. My only true downfall is that I tend to do only solid colors when it comes to ties and I often fall prey to rocking sneakers at work. No one said The Shah was infallible just very well dressed. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
What is wrong with engineers? Shooting a dead horse.
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
You may call me "The Shah" Please leave beer sacrifices at my 1000ft tall bronze statue of me.....which BASE jumpers will use to jump from every Sunday. You can keep the virgins but the slutty girls....well I'll take care of those for you! Per my view in 10 years that's what I've seen. It may just be me....and god I hope it's just me. Because if it's not....we are FUCKED! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
It's defensible though as Westley is portraying the Dread Pirate Roberts at the time. He's only pretending to be evil. Yeah but she liked it! You know she was like..."Oh baby spank me ...SPANK ME!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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What is wrong with engineers? Shooting a dead horse.
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
So, then, he's right; he could care less. Yeah! I mean I've made 10 times more posts about long legged, amazing assed, flat bellied, perky boobied hotties! It's ok, no one died no one got hurt it's just....yet I find their lack of emotional intelligence and social equity to be distracting. After all its these guys and 3 girls who are suppose to fix today's problems and let me tell you they are passionate about..........nothing! They are no more than cogs in a machine. You have to tell them what you want and then stand back while it creaks and moans and bemoans and spits out power point after power point and then you will get them quitting because what you asked for has a 30% chance of failing. Could you imagine the current crop of engineers attempting to put a man in orbit? Look around you? These dorks had how many years to find a suitable replacement for the shuttle.....and the best they could do was go back to the museum and point at a Saturn 5 and say "We can take this and put an Ipad in there!" (face palm) or better yet "We can take it and have it run on an OS we will create, and then discuss it endlessly for thousands of hours because we are too chicken shit to do anything." You can't have design without passion you can't have passion without basic human emotions such as sympathy, empathy, lust, greed and love. And from what I can tell, of my 10 years in this industry, apparently a good number of engineers upon graduation had three parts of their minds removed; the part associated with dressing, the part associated with talking to women and the part associated with relating to the rest of the species. It is truly a sad state we are in. After all, every single global recovery we have had was due to passionate engineers and scientists developing new means of doing business or new products for us to consume......and for the past 5 years the best thing we got going is....what streaming porn for your cell phone and angry birds. Maybe we should just rehire those old guys who knew how to laugh and tell good stories and had an eye for the right answers. Those guys had the right stuff! These new guys.....and 4 girls....they know how to write stuff. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
Princess Buttercup Oh the things I would do for her.....I would so butter her freaking cup! OOOOh! But really! HOT! http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/pbr_005ButtercupFarm.jpg Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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WHAT A FUCKING TWIT! You should have cut his dick off and glued it to his fucking head! That FUCKING TWIT! what is the matter with people! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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I know, I did, I thought I was married to my soul mate. She was my friend, my lover and someone I trusted without question. I don’t think I will ever do any of the above again for any girl. I don't care what she looks like. The next one better come read to rock and fucking roll! No education....fuck you. No job...fuck you. No respect for me...FUCK YOU! I'm sorry your friends lost their job....and the kids won't get shit for Christmas this year....I'm sorry....FUCK YOU! Yes it's wrong for the next girl to pay for what my x wife did with respect to taking advantage of my good graces And I should just look back at those experiences as sunk costs of a life lived. But sadly perhaps it's due to culture but I'm not much of a forgiving or forgetting kind. The x may rot in hell but I know in my future relationships be it passing flings or hopefully something more lasting and stable...I will be more distant and less trusting than I was with my X wife. For me, as can be noted, it is a very sour subject. And who knows...maybe things will change?
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that is a very good way to think about it. But this Life Time "It's Always The Mans Fault" shit....I mean really! REALLY! We didn't have power in NJ for a few days so I did lots of reading. I highly suggest women pick up http://www.amazon.com/Self-Made-Man-Womans-Journey-Manhood/dp/0670034665 The part abot her visiting the strip club was a little odd but the rest...spot freaking on! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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http://rlv.zcache.com/its_always_the_man_fault_tshirt-p235976286531493396z8uki_152.jpg I'm sure you can order this t shirt? Because no way in hell was the girl bat shit crazy! No way no how! After all women were touched by the hand of god at birth and were not only give divine wisdom of the ages but also given a golden moral compass that never fails and never strays off.... Let me tell you about my X. I fought the US embassy and won to have her in my life. When we had the money I gave her the new car, I drove the old one. Every year for vacation we would go see her family IN FINLAND...IN DECEMBER! ($1,500 per ticket!) I would always thro her surprise birthday parties. I hid Easter Eggs for her on Easter. I would bring flowers to her job and give them to her about twice a month and simply say, "Because I missed you today." When her white trash friends lost their jobs, I would buy their little snot nosed kids Christmas presents. When her white trash friend decided it was time she married her boyfriend aka the baby daddy....but didn't have money for a wedding dress who do you think said "Yeah not a problem?" When I made enough money I paid for her education. And just to make sure she was not too stressed out I would not clean the house when she was studying but I also made sure she came home to a warm meal every night when she came home from school? AND WHY! Simple, not only was she my wife, but I thought she was my partner, my friend and my confidant. And what did Shah get.... well from the top...6 months before she divorced me she would take a nice shit and not flush the toilet. NICE! Would come home and eat dinner and spend a solid 2 hours bitching to me about her job and her school go take a shower and go to bed. And recently, thanks to one of her older coworkers who happens to actually have a sense of morality and conscience, I found out that about the time I broke my tib fib she was cheating on me. I'm sorry if I sound a little jaded but a pox on both our homes! Me for being so fucking stupid as putting another person ahead of myself and on her for being a lying cheating sack of shit! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Very nice! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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What is wrong with engineers? Shooting a dead horse.
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
Thank you! Those older guys are GREAT! God I love going on travel with them! Every time we have lots to talk about and the jokes they tell....oh dirty and funny and the stories of what they use to get away with and .... they are an infinite well of wisdom not only about engineering but also about life. Not afraid to fail, not afraid to try and not afraid to call it as they see it. I remember one time on a ride from Phoenix to Yuma, a 3.5 hour drive, we laughed so hard I could not talk when we got to Yuma. And then we got there and not a minute in the hotel and they were pounding on my door "Yo, you, new guys, we want to go out and get beers, we nominated you DD!" Shame they all retired. Those guys were amazing! They were the greatest generation of engineers ever. Their eventual retirement from the field is truly at our societies detriment. As for these guys, look I'm sure they are nice, but....each way, quiet as a mouse. They didn't even talk to each other. And it's not uncommon. I've been on various trips with various engineers and just in any social interaction they just freeze or worse draw away into a corner. In a way they remind me of the Finns I use to work with when I was living in Finland. Hopefully the next generation will be better than the group of guys, it's 85% dudes, that I'm with. Because honestly this group.....don't expect any real innovation out of tem other than another I phone application or a speaker that turns to 11. They are so focused on finding the fly shit in the pepper that they sadly have forgotten what it means to be an innovator and risk taker. And with that, I will say no more and here is to hope that it's just the engineers I know. For god knows, we need some serious innovation and risk taking if we are to havea better tomorrow. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
NICE! HOPE THEY MAKE IT
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What is wrong with engineers? Shooting a dead horse.
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
That was after an hour of quiet in the car.... 4 people one car...4.5 hour long trip....and well I was the first to say something to start off.... I even tried the "So where did you go to school" and nothing..... Like talking to bricks! I gave up after 15 min and just drove and didn't say shit on the way back home. Why try to be civil. Hell it was a quiet ride so I got time to think and wonder about life since none of the engineers said a word to each other. As for my little brother....I give up on the kid. Like I said I got more "Are you ok" texts from some of you guys and gals than I got from my brother after telling him I didn't have power for two days. And the same with respect to when I got divorced. As for the engineering girls? Well the new car is a two door, very nice car gorgeous white, sounds.....oh the sound.... "Where are you going to put the baby seat?" aaahh what? "Oh that can't get good MPG." Hu? Personal favorite "Why didn't you get a 5 series?" My neighbor Jean who is not an engineer, "Shah great car, love the color, love the sound, good to see you smile." One of the guys Bill "Wow nice! Love how they ran the line on that. And the sound....very sexy!" Ever wonder why cars look like shit and sound like pregnant cows walking up a steep hill...and well drive as if you were sitting on one walking up a steep hill....I give you your problem...the car was designed by a few questionable engineers. Nice guys, don’t get me wrong, very nice guys and gals but.....they sure are a little "touched". Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
What is wrong with engineers? Shooting a dead horse.
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
Did I hit a raw nerve? SOME Engineering chicks are the worst a this, not only do they lack the ability to deal with human emotions but they have a superiority complex going as well...due to the 52 dues to 2 chicks in any given engineering office. But I could care less about them, most are not my type....they are on a seefood diet. But my brother...I mean....man that kind of hurt....bro...WTF! I got more from some of you guys than I did from him. And that bothers me.... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
What is wrong with engineers? Shooting a dead horse.
shah269 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
Maybe it's just me....and it could JUST BE ME but WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ENGINEERS! I mean SERIOUSLY are most of them suffering from some mild form of Autism perhaps Asperger syndrome? I was on a trip last week in a car with three engineers, 4.5 hours each way.....do you know how hard it was to get any of them to say a word! EVEN ABOUT THEIR WORK! "So Joe, you play hockey? No kidding sounds like fun! How long have you played?" Joe, 25 year old engineer "A few years" "I'm guessing you must like it, so you play after work or before..." Joe, looking out the window "depends" Not much luck with the other two, I gave up, like I usually do when I'm on travel with engineers and do my own thing to keep my sanity. My younger brother, typical engineer and is one. I got divorced, you know he never called to tell me "Dude that sucks life will be ok!" or "I'm sorry to hear that." 4 months later sends me an email about "challenging times and that there is always a solution to life's problems." WTF! And here is another one from the kid, I just got a new car. Got a nice deal on it and it was time (just found out my old car was slowly developing a head gasket issue which would have cost me an arm and a leg). He's got a 3 series (life for him in upstate NY is cheap) I got a nice second hand 1 series three days before a major snow storm. Sunday, no power for two days and the kid texts me, "pics of the car?" I'm thinking is this kid for real? So I shot him back a text saying "Nice car, not the best in the snow, power has been out for two days now." I was expecting, "Dude that sucks" or "Shucks, wish you lived closer you could come crash with me." Nope I got a typical engineering response. "Yeah early snow fall will do that, that's why I put on my snow tires last week." Asperger syndrome....like Autism boils down to one thing....the person in question is incapable of feeling or reading others emotional state. A total lack of empathy or emotional intelligence! No wonder girls cringe when I tell them I'm an engineer. I mean who wants to date any of the above piles of MUSH! Rant over. Lunch is over. Back to work. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! -
See the new Transformers in 3D? SCREW the wing suits....the intro...that 30 seconds behind the girl....WOW! BEST 3D part of the movie! Wish it were smell O vision
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THE ONLY way this will work is if they utilize the same script. AND I MEAN THE SAME SCRIPT! But I guess they could wing suit and BASE jump and get all "radical" that way? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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GREAT photos! How is the food? Anything really good? Anything really odd? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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Your 100% right when I saw it on my smart phone I must have seen the wrong price. Thought it was only $100. My bad. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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No hucka's were knocked over not glasses of tea spilled on that landing...all is well all is well...nothing to see here....thank you for flying Persian Carpet Air what we lack in functioning wheels and landing gear we make up in looking sexy! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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I work very hard to not remember or think of what my X did and what I did for her. But such is life right? X's are as they say in finance "sunk costs" you really shouldn't look back and try and extrapolate the future. Much easier said than done. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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true true....I didn't see those. Nor did I list those, davelepka did, so if you're going to "quote" someone, quote the right person. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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true true....I didn't see those. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!