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FUCK yeah! But I would have gone one step further. I would hire a nice girl with soft hands to be my private ball washer. Every hour on the hour she would wash my balls in soap and water. Top that! Mr. Sugar Daddy! I went to a state school in NY, furthest you could get away and still be in NY state. Lots of trust fund babies who lacked proper brains to buy their way into good schools came there. I use to have a bottle of crystal in my fridge at all times...never paid for it...but i always had one. Trust fund baby would throw a party....I would walk to the fridge grab a few bottles and pass them on to friends and keep one for me. The dumb fucks really thought we were their friends....hell no! As long as the drinks were there and he was paying...sure we knew them...but when it was gone....didn't know who the kids were. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

According to the filing obtained by The New York Post, Mrs Simon stated: 'Simon was a ''sugar daddy'' to several young women through a Web site called sugardaddy.com and was spending thousands of dollars per week paying these women ''allowances'' to be at his beck and call.' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2065197/Wife-hacked-financier-husbands-uncover-thousands-spent-women-met-sugardaddy-com.html#ixzz1eYKCYRhV Who the hell does this guy think he is? Some sort of elected official! I mean really! Ah hell I mean when you have that kind of money....and you have everything....I guess all that is left is to spend it all on blow and hookers! Rock on man! And thank you for taking care of my retirement funds! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2065094/US-Airways-passenger-forced-stand-7-hour-flight-400lb-man.html But before the door closed the airline asked a late-boarding passenger who weighed 400lbs to sit down next to him in the last empty seat. He added that there was a young exchange student from Eastern Europe on the same row as him who was 'pinned up against the window' by the obese man because there was so little space. In my job we call that the plush seat! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I have to say my mesh Joe Rocket pants have been perfect for hop and pops! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

HELL YEAH! If i had the cash yeah! That guy rocks! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

No not at all condescending. We live to learn, if we are not learning we are not living. And learning requires questioning and putting one's self out there. Some fear this I have no worries. If don't know I ask, if I'm wrong I learn. Why do you think I enrolled in an MBA program? For the free lunch and the cute soccer moms? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Dude, draaawww, budddddyyy.... I can't view youtube at work so well you have to tell me what I'm like going to look at and what not. So yeah.....radical! Friend of mine who is big into NASCAR said if he did it he would sell off parts of his shirt for sponsorships and talk about them nonstop! Reporter "And how do you feel about zero gravity? Friend "Well I don't know much about gravity but I do know Coke Zero tastes great and with Zero calories you too can float around like me!" I'm telling you the space program needs characters! None of this boring make you want to stick a pen in your ear kind of dorks who get off on their Ti calculators! I'm talking people you're average American can relate to! Or hell something that bumps up the ratings on NASA TV. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So all this was happening all along but now thanks to a freer flow of information more of us know about it? Be it pushing to find loop holes around taxes or pressure to provide the growth that was projected to meet shareholder demands? See we can have a civil discussion. Who knew? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

If you're not shorter than 5'8", a bimbo and a size 0 then I doubt Shah thinks you're "pretty." Then again, having known you on DZ.com for a long time now, I know that you are!

Very nice bike. Is that an engine our of a Buel? God I loved those bikes.....stunning things Buel made. Can still find them but I hear parts may be an issue Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Take left hand make fist, extend index finger and thumb place hand on forehead and read out loud "I am the best of the best of the best of the best of the zzzzzzzzzzzzzz" Yeah we need less of them and more of me! As for those size 8 engineering chicks....WHY THE HELL WOULD I HIT ON THEM! I'll be a freaking AstroFREAKINnaut! I'll be hitting on all the hot news casters on Faux news. it will go like this Shah The Astronaut "Hi, you sexy long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazineg assed hoty! Yeah I know that your teleprompter is sex to phoenix and well....you have no clue where Bombay is or why it's called Mumbai, but this I know.....you would look great covered in baby oil laying on my space blanket, Yes I know we are on live tv and ask me if i care...no baby i don't and neither will America because this is a long distance booty call and I be calling your booty!" And that is how you do it! Can one of those IV dorks do that! NOPE! Too busy trying to find useless crap like why ants get smarter in space or why Tang is only drank by Asian guys. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I have met people from NASA who are afraid of flying....no joke! AFRAID of flying! How I did not kick their asses is a true testament of how amazing I really am! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm going to have to agree with PiLFy. The Kows are ok but...well..they are a PITA to work on. I'm sorry but my next bike will have to be a Honda. Yeah you got me, Honda. I would love to find a 06-09 VFR pearl white. Before it became so fat and ugly and mated with a fracking slush box! Or a nice light Daytona! Though I have to say when it comes to a bike that "WORKS" you can't go wrong with Honda. Those guys just know how to make bikes that work! Thus why Satan would rock a ZX-14. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK so now, unlike say in the 80's you have these massive institutional pension programs jumping in and stating that a given market or a company MUST Provide a X amount of divined? What I'm asking is simple, what forces companies to start downsizing and squeezing it's workforce and seeing "interesting" methods of skipping out on taxes. Other than profit. I know it sounds nuts, but profit and risk go hand in hand. Right now from the looks of it more companies are taking greater risk to make greater profit off existing demands for goods and services. So where is the push coming from? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

kelpdiver, Bill stop arguing! kelpdiver, Bill stop arguing! Yes but now there is more pressure than before. More and more people are retiring and thus the pressure on the system has gotten greater and greater. Yes? No? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OH COME ON! You know you want to do it! If i ever went for this I would have get lots and lots of tats! I mean huge tribal stuff! After all that's what Kurk would have done! http://captainkirksguidetowomen.com/ Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thought / questions. But as more and more people retire and they start demanding higher returns on their 401k's aren't companies under ever increasing pressure to increase or maintain their dividends? As such forcing companies to either find new sources of revenue or to increase their profit margin? You know we may snipe at each other but this is anything but a straight forward issue. In a way we are our own worst enemy. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

My first internship in the US was $1k a month in pay. My second internship was in Finland, $2k a month + a place to crash. They got what they paid for. My favorite part "Well if your parents are well off...." Love that crap! The only way you can ever have this job is if your parents are well off enough for you to work at this job for free and then because of your parents we will give you this job....SUCK IT! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Please the ladies love the Shah! I'm their deep dark Persian dream come ture! I will be welcomed back with parades and fireworks and feasts of bacon! And when I come back all tan and hot rocking the one piece suit one size too small holding a severed Vulcan head in my right hand and some sort of Klingon Ail in my left...don't even think of offering me any virgins! Only strippers! Extra points will be given if they are green! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-evwFm5hDrPQ/TYGluVQToTI/AAAAAAAAAHU/0M538yF_YjM/zap+and+kif.jpg Hum......because Im too sexy...to sexy for this shirt? So sexy....it hurts? If I had that job, and I will, I would do all major interviews without a shirt on....but if I had to wear a shirt I would have all the buttons undone and start every interview with "Open hailing frequencies" and at the end them screaming "Kkkkkaaaaaaannnnn!!!!" Let's be honest have you seen your current lot of so called astronauts! I mean really look at them! What do young kids rather look at! Some dork rocking the buttoned up polo shirt look talking about how ants reproduce in space.....OR....a guy rocking a shirt one size too small, most likely pink, talking about what really matters...how great he is compared to all the other astronauts that came before him....or randomly starting fist fights because that Russian gave you a funny look and hitting on the female news casters. Be honest what would you rather catch on the evening news; Shah the Astronaut "Hi, who are you again....don't bore me with your name...I'm Shah the Astronaut....names are nothing to me....so I'm going to give you my number and you are going to sext me at least 4 times a day....yes I know we are on live TV, I have a tv up here watching myself watching you." OR Dullstronaut "On our 15th day in orbit we watched salt crystals form in a mild acidic solution and studied how ants use our pubic hairs to make little tunnels......he he he he...so facianting.....so nice....." Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I bet you feel dirty for posting in this thread now, don't you... Please! In my space ship all the girls will be cute little bonds! Or hot green chicks! And we will have pants free tuesdays....yeah free balling it in 0G! Now that's what I'm talking about! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Yeah we did it to ourselves. WELL i guess we can all just work for free and hope one day we get a real job. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

If I were on the ISS my room would be called the Sexasium and I would suffer from Sexlexia! I can see it now, an interview from space and I'm on Ellen. "Ellen, hi, how are you, this is Shah in space....so ever play that age old French game hide the summer sausage with your hot wife? Well I have this space sausage that I think will do just fine!" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Look you can argue with me or just look at the facts on the ground. What is unemployment? OK now look at demand? And now look at worker productivity. We are at the moment a very productive society! The level of our ability to do work is amazing! You have people working not only at work but also at home with respect to white collar jobs. Blue collar jobs thanks to TQM Six Sigma and ever increased automation.... Yes the first 10% is great! That's fat, but the second and third waves...you start cutting deeper and due to the economic conditions you can either rehire those people back as contractors or just have the other people pick up the slack. And no you don't need a huge organization to demonstrate power. It's all about meeting Wall street projections and keeping the company profitable and spitting out dividends. But most importantly not paying any taxes. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Really.... Argument, "Wow this is a nice way not to pay taxes on a purchase." "Wow how is DUMB enough to work for free!" "Managers and company owners are under ever increasing pressure to increase profits in the face of diminishing demands so as to meet Wall Street's expectations so as to prevent their stocks from tanking." Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!