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I can think of a few others throughout history who thought similarly. And they did and are doing quite well! Look Irans leaders have to go, they are bat shit crazy! And well that's not a good thing for the people of Iran or the people of the world. And well it would be nice to maybe liberate Iran but who will pay for it? I for one say....NOT ME! How about we kill the Bush Tax Break and then use the money we raise from taxing the top 1% to pay for it! The GOP gets a war that they want! And the liberals see a more even tax code! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Guys as a N00B this was a great thread! Thank you! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

My managerial change professor as well as my micro economics professors had a funny saying. "Your average American has the IQ of a twice boiled carrot, and it is our job as the educated few to take full advantage of their stupidity to make vast sums of money and become powerful." Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thank you. It's not going to be easy......but I will do my best. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

And Im making it a good one! http://factsandchicks.com/ Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I'm sorry i was eating sushi off a skinny girls ass...... Ok what's up how may i offend you today? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hey guys.....I really think i can do this and I would seriously appreciate your help in this. Being angry at a given population for no reason..is not a good way to live. So thanks in advance! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Ha ha ha oh yeah!

You know it's funny how history seems to cycle....weren't we here in 1910? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Chris Rock said it best....I WOULD SHOOT YOUR ASS.....if i could fucking afford it! Need I say more? Look I would love to liberate Iran....trust me I would....but well we will have to tax the top 1% and you know that shit just aint going to float! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Hum......this could be dangerous! The best way to encourage a girl to think about a boob job is to introduce her to a girl who has one and encourage them to hang out and be friends! NO NOT THAT KIND OF FRIEND YOU PERVERT.....though it could be fun if you are lucky enough to have it work out for you. No man can tell a woman what to do....even if she is on fire and he says "Darling you are on fire, i suggest you stop drop and roll!" She will most likely stand there on fire and tell you that you are a man and have no idea what you are talking about and you should mind your own business....all the while she is burning! Oh and don't try the porn method or the strip club method...oddly most women don't look up to those girls and as such...the idea of a skinny 100lb 5'8" girl getting a nice set of C's just because Jenna has them.....not going to work! And THUS! AS SAID IN THE TITLE! Is there anything fake B(.)(.)BIES won't do! In this case encourage your girl to consider getting them! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Well yeah look at how amazing I am! I mean look at me! DEAD SEXY! Well dressed! Well spoken! And I look you in the eyes when we talk just so you can admire how great I look! I mean really! (the above is sarcasm) So you're saying that you're not amazing, dead sexy, well dressed, or well spoken? Well we can argue about this all day long but I would say I am. The looking in your eyes thing.....well that's sarcasm Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

A friend just pointed out... "Shah if a girl shows off her tatas do you guys get extra altitude? Well that's a gift that pays for itself doesn't it!" Pervert! I just saw an add the other day, a new set of tata's in NJ is only $5k!

As much as i want to see all the camel fucking mullas hung and Iminneedofajacket shot.... We can't afford it! Man we be freaking broke! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Well yeah look at how amazing I am! I mean look at me! DEAD SEXY! Well dressed! Well spoken! And I look you in the eyes when we talk just so you can admire how great I look! I mean really! (the above is sarcasm) But no what gets me about most engineers is their inability to accept risk taking and their desire to be perfectly safe. I've worked with god knows how many engineers in my life and they all have the same defect....they love power point! I'm more of a "Build the darn thing and let's see what happens!" kind of guy! You know cock and balls! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

So today I was checking out the Hooters Calendar Face Book page..... For those that don't know it's right here; http://www.facebook.com/#!/hooterscalendar And while drinking my morning V8 and Red Bull......I had a thought...it's a good one....and I think a good 50% of the people will agree. Every girl needs to contact her insurance carrier and implore them to include boob jobs as part of the plan. I'm just saying....after sipping, clicking, raising an eyebrow or two and meditation...fake boobies are in fact god's gift to man! Is there anything they won't do! They turn skinny chicks hot! They turn thick chicks hot! In fact almost any girl will go from ho hum to Oh HUN! with a nice set of aftermarket hooters! They make any bathing suit or any item of clothing fit perfectly! And they defy gravity! Every girl should get a set! And if you have a set buy a set for a close friend! In return we guys promise to try and not fart in bed or on the jump run!

One man's gifted is another man's retard..... Oh come on you walked into that one! Yeah yeah yeah I know they are "gifted" and blab la bla and yadi yadi yadi....but good god why can't they stop chasing the thick thighed girls like baby ducks chasing after mother duck? And why are they all afraid of taking risks and having things go BOOOM! And would rather sit in their cubes and pontificate and hypothesize massive mind numbing soul crushing power points that make you want to shoot kittens! But as I said come 1-2-12 I will be nice....i will be nice....I will be nice! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Oh ok now i get it... No really never thought of the engine being louder than the prop. Still shame....very cute girl! Now we will all have to install little LED lights on the ends of the props. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Well when you put it that way! You may be right! I do need a more powerful flare! And will these flames allow me to learn how to maybe even swoop a 210 Triathlon! And turf surf like the sexy hot man that I am! All the while causing my testicular mass to increase exponentially! If so...hell yeah! WAIT! How about fuzzy toggle grips! Ok back on track, I don't have the blue skies magazine here at work with me....i know shame on me...but that photo looked great! Not only was it a very nice shot but those toggles looked big and comfy. And for a dork who pulls at 5kft and hangs out as if he were some sort of retarded paraglider....comfy toggles do sound sexy! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

WOW hold on brother....I just said I would be nice! Next you want me to not use their names! I mean really! Come on! I'm good but I'm not well who the hell am I kidding I am freaking great! But as with most great people such as myself I am eternally lazy! And as such....I will forgo your challenge and stick with my challenge being friendly to the odd people who have a fetish for power point slides and rocking one size too big no name polo shirts. Now pardon me while I do the least to look the best. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Nope even here and on Facebook I will do my best to be nice to engineers...it's hard work but I think I can do it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK but look, it's a loud spinning hunk of metal! Logic dictates one should now walk into LOUD SPINNING HUNKS OF METAL! Well....I don't know. I do feel bad for her but....I can't help but wonder? Even in the dark you can hear right? So what now? Do DZ's have to install LED lights on the props to keep people from touching them when they are spinning? I'll be honest with you, when I was doing my AFF jumps the one thing I worried about was sticking my head too far forward on the strut to have it taken off....yeah it's far away (4ft) or so but still...it's still a freaking spinning prop! Shame too....she was really cute! Very few cute girls in the world! We must protect them at all costs! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Wonder why no one has sewn flames on toggles before? It'll make the canopy fly faster and flares will become more powerful. Flaming toggles? I mean....isn't that a little....you know....dorky? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

WOW now...you say misogynistic like it's a bad thing! Wait wait....No i'm more into Philogyny. Ok now...hold on....we have to be serious about this. I'm going to be nice to engineers! Or at least do my best not to be mean to them and make fun of them for their social ineptitude and their failure to understand the concepts of how one goes about and wooooos hot sexy women! There was nothing said about nice to the + size ladies who wish me to look at "what's inside" and care about it and spend countless hours hearing them complain about how modern media has given sexy smart hot guys like me a distorted view of what hotness is and that I should not be oogling and ogling the various hot chicks that I see strutting their stuff in NYC on any given evening and that blab la blab la ....because let's be honest at that point a really hot chick with long legs and a perfect little ass and perky boobies walked by and I no longer care if said + size lady was on fire or being eaten by hobo's. So....to recap, me nice to engineers....but still mean to the + sized ladies because they want to talk all the time and are total cock blockers whenever I take them out to a bar. Always getting sloppy drunk and grabbing my junk and screaming at my wang "Why are you such a shallow bitch why why why and why do you smell so good! Ladies this shallow bitch smells great come over bbbbbbbbbaaaaaarrrrffff!!!" All the above is a joke, fueled by Red Bull and V8, if it offends you I suggest you also drink a Red Bull and a V8 and write back. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

does the Tea Party still exist? Yeah they do and are doing rather well if you ask me. They are in effect pushing the Republicans around very well. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!