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  1. So yeah smile! Don't be stinky! And give lots of hugs! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  2. So I think West Asians are all about the bush! That's why I like dating Brazilians! Oh god who said furries! those people are strange! Yeah we dress up to dry hump....WTF! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  3. OR Bush Gardens! Yeah! That one would be cool! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  4. OMG that show is the FREAKING BEST! At least you guys are learning some Persian and will go out and try some great Persian food! Oh and she's hot. http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://cdn.cnwimg.com/gallerySmThumb/f53b5e5068676a561e435fc65afe95d3.jpg&sa=X&ei=lq1oT8vQIOy10QGvv6ntCA&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNHFbh2nKP7GX9Ojl66eWbYC4HD2fA Dangerous as all hell! But hot! I don't think she would be a go for that Honeymoon in Disney Land? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  5. Rob Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  6. OMG i never thought of that! You are so right! Yeah! You can go at it like rabbid rabbits and no one will hear you! Ha SMART! Ahhh...Hola! I'm East Asian! You know the cool ones! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  7. Please this is an easy one! 1) Don't listen to what other women tell you. Women have no clue what a man wants! And what a man wants is rather simple. 2) Say it with me, mini skirt, v neck and anything that says the words pushup. Yeah men may have ears to hear you with but our eyes are way better! 3) Buy the man a drink. No I'm serious! No may can say no to a free drink! Now that we got you dressed to impress and bearing gifts and breasts (two things any man likes). It's simple don’t spend too much time looking at our shoes, our crotch or our friends crotch. A man will say many dumb things, the key is to keep us on track and prevent us from digging a hole in which we will jump in. So if he is talking to you about something and is getting off track kind of sort of lead him back to something that you both can talk about. And if you like him at the end of the conversation give him your number and TELL HIM..."Call me" Give him 3 days and odds are he will. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  8. Very nice! Thank you for sharing. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  9. Ha ha ok that's funny! I don't know...Disney just doesn't sound like the place where carnal desires are met. I mean every day you walk around looking at what happens when sperm and egg are brought together at a high rate of speed! That's kind of like racing on a track with all the crashed our cars in the infield.....yeah it's all fun and games until you go out in a flaming burning mess! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  10. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nowruz
  11. Work late and "barrow" paper from the office and print a coppy for your local DZ! They will thank you for it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  12. Ask Dr. Shah! I hear the guy knows a thing or three about the art of seduction! http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJ0YTbz-sUvHWv_xgQVEdNWlz4M7nCWXPH5p5IIhARWuhUhyEYkjF_hV-g Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  13. Simple. I can. That and I didn't say anything mean.....just critical. OK OK I have been corrected by a friend. Apparently there a large number of people in this great land who are not perverts....who knew! And apparently when they go on their honeymoon they don't pack away the sex toys, lube and GoPro. They go to have a "good time". Thus the Disney land thing may work for them? I mean how can you thoroughly enjoy the finer points of the Reverse Roman Seat while watching freaking 7 short guys whistling while they work! Yeah you try not whistling while you work! That tune is freaking contagious! Hi ho hi ho it's .....off to work we go Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
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    did you saw prawn? http://adverterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Futurama-zoidberg-professor.gif Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  15. Hey do the TV's in Disney have any porn? Hum....how kinky is Disney porn? 7 short guys and one chick....? KINKY! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  16. The only thing worse than Drama Queens....girls who think they are "princess" material! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  17. You know what the problem is. this is where i use to get all my soft core porn at work...you know cute girls in bikinis...yeah the IT guys killed it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  18. Honeymoon in Disney Land? OK so I'm an engineer so that means I work with what....52 dicks and 2 chicks though we are not 100% sure one of those chicks is actually a chick. No one can eat a foot long that fast and waddle like that and be a land mammal. Of the 52 dicks a good number are from Asia (Dude that's from Turkey all the way over to like Hawaii) of which I am one. Anyhow one of my West Asian friends mom went out and got him a wife. And I for one applaud his laziness! I mean how lazy do you have to be that you won't get out of the house and hit on girls! I need to have a serious talk with my mom about this! The only thing my mom ever got me was socks! Where is my freaking wife! I'm lazy too! Why did I have to go out and find my own! But we digress, so the guy being...how shall I put it...having lived a "sheltered" life is planning his wedding and his honeymoon. Or I should say his mom is planning his wedding and honeymoon....again mom...really! Why? And well he is planning on taking his under warrantee wife to Disney Land for the first night of "lovin" Now all the above I'm ok with but honeymoon in Disney? God that just sounds so sick! WTF does the honeymoon suite in Disney look like! I just can't imagine Disney being ok with sex swings and Liberators! And how sound proof are those walls of the "magic" kingdom? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  19. I'll be 100% honest i was not all about rocking the Gopro.....but after seeing the underwater images in 3d..... well let's just say i can't wait till i hit 100 jumps so i can rock a Gopro 3d thing! It's freaking awesome! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  20. I had a chance to view some underwater videos, simply amazing! Has any one had a chance to play with this technology yet? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  21. Nope we are the Fed Gov. It's like the world's worst DZ. 52 out of shape dicks and 2 chicks...who's combined weight is about 400lbs! Hey it wasn't my first choice of jobs when I came back to the US in 2002. And I've been "stuck" here ever since. Looking forward to the economy heating up and working where the office doesn't smell of micro waved curry and when a woman is walking down the hall I have to back track because there is no way I'm getting past her thighs! I work in a gay man's dream. Lots of guys and fat chicks who like to have cute things on their desks! But that's engineering for you. However yeah when I was offered the opportunity to change things for the better I took it. And there are some very serious changes now and I'm proud of that. Was it easy? No. Did it cost me? Maybe. Would I do it again? Yes. As for this.....I don't know? Yes a company's reason for existence is to make money via providing a unique good or service that is first and foremost sought by customers. Is what GS doing right? Fleecing it's customers because it is the biggest and most bad ass company in the world? I don't know? Are they any different from any of the other financial intuitions? Is it a simple matter of the lesser of two evils? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  22. http://www.forbes.com/sites/stevedenning/2012/03/16/has-goldman-sachs-become-the-dumbest-firm-in-the-world/ Very good read. It would be nice to talk about this in a civilized way? Can we do that? Case in point; Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  23. Thank you! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!