shah269

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  1. May the universe bless you for this! Was it hard to raise money? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  2. It's ok brother. I know I'm a bit of an ass here....but in real life and you can ask the people at my DZ I really do believe in flying clear. And so though I may say rude things about + sized girls in "the world of the real" I my best to help every one out. Even + sized ladies. It's just how my grandmother raised me. The Zorastrian way of doing good to help the universe into the light. And this divorce brother......like getting hit by a train! There I was totally madly in love with my wife who all of a sudden stopped treating me like her husband and more as her butler to the point where I started skydiving to remind her...hey i could be dead tomorrow....only to have her ask for a divorce when I asked that we seek help. And this is a women for whome I would have and had done anything and every thing.....maybe one day I'll tell you guys how I fought the US embassy to get her a visa when they rejected her based on me being Persian. So when this all hit....I just stopped. I looked up and I looked down and said...."What? Why? I help all those I can help and you.....Karma....take away the love of my life?" Of which only 6 months before I had just shattered my leg in a hard landing? So for a few months now I've been questioning Karma. Not that I deserve anything but why hit me? And like that! So I don't know. I guess I could give up on it and be an ass in real life as I am toward + sized girls online....but that's not me. But then again...maybe ME is what needs to be chainged to fit this new reality? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  3. No...she is hated by the other women. But what happens is that one day she will treated one of the engineers with respect and he will wake up. Look around, comes to realize he has been living in this "Matrix" and then two things can happen. 1) He divorces his wife and tries to live.....very hard to watch. 2) Gives up and falls into himself....very hard to watch. There is a reason why Prometheus was banished from Olympus and shackled to a side of the mountain to have his guts eaten by vultures for eternity. It is best not to know then to suffer. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  4. as long as no one was hurt and they can find the cause of the problem keep pushing it baby! i know one of you SOB's wants to jump from that thing at 50k ft :-) Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  5. I'm not happy as to what happend to these people who did me wrong. Infact I've actually tried to help. It's not my nature to be an asshole. Like I said I beleive in flying clear. But this divorce thing took me for a huge......well ever been in a bike accident.....yeah kind of like that. And I'm recovering and I'm sitting going "Where the hell did this come from?" But I guess I'll never know. I guess I'll just do on to others as I want done on to me (respect and what not). It may not be perfect but....it's better than just being a flaming ass. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  6. Duh, its the only way they can get any attention. She should join the military, she could be the girl that never got any attention till she was surrounded by hundreds of horny guys that don't care. Go to any engineering school near graduation, hang out and smile and giggle at all the guys walking out into the sun for the first time in 4+ years. Find one she likes, and ask him out, they will be married in 1 year, she will have kids in 2 and no longer working. He on the other hand will know no better and be as happy as a clam. Untill one day some dumb manager like me hires a good looking well spoken women for an admin and then.......... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  7. Go to the Rainbow Boogie . . . I need a hug from any one with tits! Note I SAID TITS NOT MAN BOOBS! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  8. Karma do you believe? I use to be a huge believer in Karma and flying clear. And in a way I still am......but this divorce thing has kind of shaken my view of things. And I've seen some really horrible people get away with amazing things and not only do ok but do great. But on the other.......and this is really strange. Everyone who has stabbed me in the back or hurt me, seems to have had the crap kicked out of them. One of the righteous ladies in Yoga who declared time and time again that "oh you are only interested in girls who have the bodies of 13 year old boys (size 8 and under)" and "you need to spend years alone!" just found out her dogs, both of them....have cancer and will be dead soon. A girl who once threatened to bring up a sexual harassment suit, of which I nor my boss could comprehend why, well I just found out she was fired and from what I'm told as she was leaving....the cars transmission decided to stop working. A co worker from my previous job who stabbed me in the back while I was making a high level presentation and thus nixing my ability to get promoted, his wife developed a "glandular issue" aka put in 100lbs in two years. And now he spends his evening playing poker trying to dink himself to death. Maybe my belief in Karma is not all there but apparently Karma still believes in me? What do you guys and gals (what there are 4 of you?) think? I know it's a good way to live and it's how I try to live every day. But this is nutty! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  9. WTF! Man I say one word about thick thighs and I get shot up like Dick Chenys friend....and you guys can say all this and........ man i need a freaking hug! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  10. You know if i had posted this........ Oh well.....what can I say? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  11. I'm from NJ... We don't pump our gas. I can say that most gas attendants round up, though I'm sure it's only so that the end-of-the-day total ends in a 5 or 0. On the bike, we get to pump our own gas so yes I round up if I can. On the car it is what it is. I'm more interested in the MPG than the $$$ since major changes in MPG can tell you that your car is going to have problems. Though when my coils went last week there was no unusual issues. But the new coils get me an extr 1mpg!
  12. Walking 30 days after a Tib Fib fracture...i think so. It was just something my secretary brought up and wished for a second opinion. Wow...guys, gals, RELAX! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  13. so if you did yoga at your crib then......you would be golden, no annoying womens boobies, ass, and pretty girls to distract from your being alone time form being alone yeah yeah...no as in before class or after class. I know before class i'm approachable and talkative but after...it takes me some time to reconnect with the world. Sadly at 33 I am the youngest person in my current Yoga class. It's me and a dozen golden girls. And my secretary was saying perhaps I should go to one where there are...boobies and asses and pretty girls.
  14. That's exactly what I told my secretary. For oen I'm not that "buff" to garner such attention and second well I'm not sure I would be ok in doing it. Thank you, I was almost sure i wasn't the only one who thought this way. Thank you. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  15. Or....I just am not a huge fan of being single. I like dating I enjoy going out and I really like cooking for two. And talking with my secretary I questioned that Yoga was a "good place" to meet people. Where for me, Yoga / Gym is very much my alone time. Thus I was asking for a second opinion. Which quickly became a poop throwing contest. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  16. no some can some can't some want to others do not we are all different and I don't really enjoy the solo life. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  17. Well for me Yoga is very personal. For me it's a place I go to clear my mind. I just don't think it would work for me but was wondering what others thought. Now feel free to fling the feces
  18. OK so I was having lunch with my secretary today and she pointed out that I was a bit of a moron.....hold the jokes....she clearly pointed out that due to my proximity to NYC online dating won't work (all the girls who are single are in NYC and that's an hour drive from home), I work 7am-7pm, I take MBA classes on the Saturdays, i ride a motorcycle (95% guys) and now I skydive (99% guys). She suggested I switch Yoga classes to one where I'm not the youngest person or the only guy. She implied I should go to a more youthful Yoga class to meet girls. I don't know.......just sounds wrong. What do you think? I would ask Dr. Shah but well....that guy is a major pervert who would say " go for the older ladies!" Thanks in advance Shah Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  19. I've been practicing Yoga for 3 years + now. And i've tried all kinds of clothes to practice in and nothing and i do mean NOTHING works as well as all spandex. Sadly where I bought my spandex pants from Uniclo no longer exists and these things are teh bomb! They are multy panneled and look amazing and don't make anything look....odd! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  20. I wanted to see her, but she would not come down to the strip club. I was very hurt. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  21. You get what you give....... Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  22. It is funny. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  23. What causes hard openings? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!
  24. There aren't no's but they are knows. 1) Know your limitations 2) Know your gut, if your gut says stay down STAY DOWN! I knew in my gut i was going to get hurt the moment i got in that aircraft. 3) ALWAYS INFROM YOUR AFF INSTRUCTOR ABOUT YOUR PLANS IN THE AIR, I WILL ATTEMPT TO DO THIS THEN THIS AND I WILL PULL HERE AND TRY TO LAND THERE! IS THIS OK!? 4) Sit, listen, enjoy the DZ, stay above the drama and the BS. You are doing what others only dream of. The sky is bluer to you than to any one of your non jumping friends. Enjoy this gift of flight. Respect it and respect those that have jumped before you. 5) A rig + all those rides to altitude cost big money, if you are doing this to impress girls just take that money and staple it to your clothes. It will work better and you will live longer. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!