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  1. Mazz
    You got that from 2 and a half men.... that joke is MUCH older than 2 and a Half Men. I told you it was famous. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
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    ok, seems like a lot of you have not heard the muffin joke. Prepare yourselves for a small burst of laughter followed by slight disappointment. Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over to the other and says, "Damn, it's hot in here". There other muffin turns in surprise and yells, "HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!" Wait for it....ok, here comes the disappointment. There it is folks, THE famous muffin joke. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
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    creepily admire from afar. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  4. Mazz
    In my experience there is only 1 muffin joke. Do you know it? In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  5. Mazz
    Put it in a box, Call it a back pack and list the worth at $100. There is no way that wont work...seriously. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  6. Mazz
    Music - Sadly Most of all the great bands are guys. Comedy - Most of the great standup comics are guys Inventing stupid ways to hurt themselves for money...or beer...or sex. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
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    Both great but I gotta give it to Hot Fuzz. That amount of awesome in that movie is awesome. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
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    How do you wipe?

    Mazz replied to Mazz's topic in The Bonfire

    pun intended In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  9. Mazz
    25 post per jump on average. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
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    How do you wipe?

    Mazz replied to Mazz's topic in The Bonfire

    So myself and a bunch of guys were talking and the topic of taking a dump came up...like it does... Anywho one dude was talking about wiping and he made the comment"...move my balls to the side..." the conversation immediately stopped. We were all dumbfounded that this guy has to move his balls out of the way to wipe his ass. He went on to describe his wipe method after many of us just could not understand it. He pulls his balls to the side and pushes back with the toilet paper then drops it in the toilet. This is acceptable for a woman to do but do many guys use this method? Seems very awkward to me. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
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    Anybody play Skate 2?

    Mazz replied to Mazz's topic in The Bonfire

    If so, check out this video. If not, the technical aspect will be lost on you but you might till enjoy the video. http://skatereel.ea.com/members/1/186504148/736106.aspx The drop is insane, but the silky smooth gap is what takes the cake. Took me about 100 tries to get it right. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  12. Mazz

    Check engine light

    Mazz replied to LisaH's topic in The Bonfire

    you passed smog without your o2 sensor? nice. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
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    Check engine light

    Mazz replied to LisaH's topic in The Bonfire

    I would not recommend doing that. Just go to pepboys, have them diagnose for free then sweet talk them and show some leg and have them reset it. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  14. Mazz
    Are we really that stuck up as a nation that we believe our president shouldn't bow to anyone? The dude can bow or not bow to anybody he chooses. The golden rule people. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. If we as Americans want respect over sees then we need to show respect to them. Respect and submission are not one and the same. We need to get over ourselves. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
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    Random Thought

    Mazz replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in The Bonfire

    The balloon would freeze and break almost instantly due to the shifting liquid breaking the frozen rubber. As soon as the balloon broke the water would mix with the nitrogen and you would would have nice little mini explosion caused by the rapid boiling of the nitrogen. Kinda like dropping water into a deep fryer. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  16. Mazz
    Hmmm. I always thought not using hands and just mouth and tongue was better.... I need my hands to fill my need of butt grabbing!!! definitely gotta use your hands. Perferably both hands. Watch a porn, its a very educational experience In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
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    It needs to be given by someone who actually enjoys it. Id rather not have it if shes not into giving them totally takes the fun out of it. Needs to wet and sloppy No tugging, stroke it. Nothing worse then tugging on my junk while its dry. Dont says shit like "Im not good at this" or "my jaw hurts" Major turn off. Dont get grossed out when I cum. If you dont want it in your mouth then dont get it in there. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  18. Mazz
    You gotta admire those people tho, they had the balls to make an ass out of themselves in from of millions to get a shot at their dream. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  19. Mazz
    It was a quote from the movie... In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  20. Mazz
    "How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are? " In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  21. Mazz
    Alison can sing, but there is no way she is gonna make it. Top 4 will most likely be Adam, Danny, Matt, and kris. Alison could take kris's spot and may even beat out Matt, but there is no way she can compete with Adam and Danny. At the beginning of the season i thought for sure Danny was going to win this thing, But Adam keeps showing him up every week. Adam has this in the bag. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  22. Mazz
    Anything to make me less fertile is a good thing. plus you can totally get a fake ball put in there and nobody would know the difference. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
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    They may be whiny little bitches but they are great musicians. Ever see that documentary Some Kind of Monster? If you like to think of Metallica as a bad ass band, dont watch it. Anywho, I love Metallica and their music but I think its funny that my favorite song by them is a cover. Turn the Page. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  24. Mazz
    Basically its now a competition for second place. Give the win to Adam and let the others be the first 8 through to Hollywood. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?
  25. Mazz
    FRONT: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/200849282_51abbda399.jpg BACK http://www.drawnandquarterly.com/211bernard/uploaded_images/HP8A0342-small-732705.JPG And yes, that's a real fruit. In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh?