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  1. SkySurfSnow
    "I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne..."
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    How about "Szcheuan Chicken" or "Combo Number 5" mmmm...tasty j/k
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    http://www.theonion.com/onion3325/nicarest.html The new smoker's aid to quit smoking
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    Check out my new cat hobby: http://www.bonsaikitten.com
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    Bring the cow out here. I'll cut off what I want and ride the rest home.
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    Frankly, I appreciate the moderation. Some people don't know how to disagree in a civil manner.
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    http://www.brunching.com/features/feature-fuzzylogic.html For all of you computer geeks out there. My favorite function is PILE
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    (P)eople (E)ating (T)asty (A)nimals?
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    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a pre frontal lobotomy Animals have two purposes in life. To fit well and to taste good.
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    As someone that grew up in an orphanage, I would have much preferred a caring gay father, then an abusive alcoholic one. TAIHTSAT
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    I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having.
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    http://store4.yimg.com/I/demotivators_1677_2124798 I've got so much to learn...it's going to be great fun!
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    Alright, the next time I'll post it and the Schedule!
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    It doesn't take all kinds to make a world. There just are all kinds. -W. Churchill
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    Hollister, Stevie Z set it up. Nice moon, very bright stars...awesome. Sayre has said that if we get enough people he'll run them on a 48 hr notice basis.
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    11.8% I don't think I want to go any lower...
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    Dream Flight

    SkySurfSnow replied to KATO33's topic in The Bonfire

    I was walking past a co-worker's cube that was a skydiver and he had a Parachutist on his desk. "Whuffo you do that? Is it fun? I'd like to try it" I said "Come out to the DZ", he replied. Two days later I did my First and only Tandem Two weeks later I passed my level 7 AFF Two years later I've got almost three times as many jumps as he does... Now if I don't skydive for two weeks I get ground poisening I can't remember what I did on the weekends before I started the sport.
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    Just completed my first two night jumps...I'm totally stoked in a very spiritual way. I know, BEER!
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    I think because it's a busy DZ and you should know how to take care of yourself(Probably goes for any busy DZ). I've nver jumped there because I've been getting so much love a little farther south. All of my friends say it's a fabulous place to jump, though.
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    1) over 30, under 60 I'm 29 I guess I'm underqualified damn...guess I'll have to look elsewhere. 2) no kids or grown kids, doesn't want any (more) Check...I don't have any kids that I'm aware of...and I'll never be in Haiti again anyway 3) skydiver Check...I can fall relatively stable 4) employed I work at the Chic-Fil-A in the mall...Check 5) good sense of humor I laugh when old people fall down...check 6) smart I am so smart S-M-R-T...Check 7) my height (5'8") or taller 6'4" and full o' muscle...Check 8) inventive in the sack If you want to know if my tongue can whip you into a froth: I'm here to tell you ladies it can (Gotta love Jean Simmons) 9) NOT TAKEN Wow, that's pretty emphatic...I don't even want to know.
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    This probably doesn't help either: http://www.angelfire.com/extreme3/logerflyer/face.jpg
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    Women can smell desperation...
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    Was engaged to be married in 2000...but that fell through. Now content to be single...but I'm still looking for that mythical Skydiving+Surfing girlfriend...or at least someone that can put up with the extra-curricular activities
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    That's gotta be Raff...He still favoring that leg.
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    Superheros

    SkySurfSnow replied to Slappie's topic in The Bonfire

    Look at his calm, yet goofy demeanor. Keeping his friends Moose and Jughead out of trouble with Mr. Weatherby...Dating a hottie like Bettie and avoiding the temptations of Veronica(or do I have it backward?) Riding around and fixing jalopies. Archie IS the GREATEST OF SUPERHEROES!!!!(Except for the ones with all of the overt religious overtones...I'm still psychologically recovering from that childhood trauma)