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  1. pcramil

    FML

    taken from fmylife.com: i love typos
  2. pcramil

    LMAO!!!

    amagawd.. a shitty, shitty day turned awesome from the laughs!!
  3. why is it "take a shit" or "take a piss"? i'm not gonna TAKE anything out with me..
  4. local Marine reservist was killed today after fucking around with a machinegun during his drill weekend after his staff sergeant told him to stop.
  5. too late...now i'm smoking marlboro reds..
  6. keep your hands and mind busy. that worked for me...till i stopped keeping them busy
  7. i'm ordained!...i searched the thread and haven't found #17 taken...i call lucky 17!!
  8. i think you'll be fine with hop 'n pops, but going up to 14k' or maybe even 9k' might not be a good idea..
  9. "Roger, Honolulu, Cessna 2727F has radar service terminated...squawking VFR...cya!"
  10. Always point your mouth the same way the windsock is pointing its mouth. Always point your tail the same way the windsock is pointing its tail. Pretty easy, huh?
  11. somehow got dyslexic on the wind sock and landed downwind in winds on the higher side...twice...in a row...first time i ate shit and bounced a few feet into the air in a superman-like position before getting dragged to a stop...second time didn't hurt too bad. now i look at the wind sock and go through my head a dozen times which way to land
  12. "you may get heineken or anything dark...and it MUST be in a BOTTLE. none of that canned shit." lol
  13. am i the only one who hears "fu fu fu buttfuckherface"? if i'm not the only one...how the hell would you buttfuck a face?
  14. got up an hour early and made myself an omelette...then drove to mcdonalds and bought a couple hash browns and coffee. it was the most amazing omelette breakfast since leaving iraq and getting off active duty. then, i had a cigarette right before starting work (i decided to quit this past weekend, but going cold turkey sucks). after work, my reserve repack should be done and i can jump again.. it's gonna be a good day!!
  15. i know you said it's not in your budget, but i've never been disappointed in my mac. i still think it's worth it.
  16. i AM a marine...and a grunt. i just think the marines i've been around are retards. i've met wise marines, but they're rare. still...built retards scare me haha
  17. M-A-R-I-N-E... Muscles Are Required; Intelligence Not Essential 90% of the Marines i've met are retards. double muscles and less brains for infantrymen. still, built retards can scare me.
  18. i started an online relationship when i first got to iraq. she broke it off a week before i flew out of iraq. oh well. i started flying gliders again and did a tourist-tandem jump when i learned a buddy was on the other side of the airfield jumping one day. i spent all the money that i saved there to spend on her instead on aff and a rig