Cornholio

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  1. Wow, I just noticed that the application said Amazing Race 8 !! Didn't think they had that many shows going for them... Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  2. http://www.livejournal.com/users/krautboy/243291.html Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  3. I'm not too sure about that. I mean sure some cars last more than others, but after 50,000 miles or so, things start to break down and die. Wouldn't it be nice to know that you have that little extra insurance in case something does happen ? I was skeptical at first when buying my JEEP, but now I wish I would have gotten the 10yr/100K extended warrantee. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  4. I got my 75K service last week, and soon after that I noticed my auto transmission was slipping when the engine was cold. Driving to work today, I'm coming down this bridge and I hear this "CLUNK!" and the tranny light comes on. Now it's slipping so bad, I barely could make it over a speed bump from a standstill!! I got 74, 910 miles on a 75,000 mile extended warranty plan!! Wooohooo!! Well, it sucks that I'll be without a vehicle while they fix it, but great that it will get fixed for free!! I've had the following serviced under my ext warrantee (which I think was like $1400 when I bought the vehicle) 2 brand new radiators installed water pump rear diff rebuild cd changer replaced brakes replaced (faulty calipers) Few other things... but those were the big ones. I'd say well worth it. What are your thought on extended warranties ? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  5. I have to agree with Sunny on this one. That's twice now in 2-3 days you've been whining about the weather. Here's your shovel and your cheese. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  6. Here's your shovel and some cheese to go with that white shit. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  7. Sorry, but I don't understand your frutstation here. The two hot girls have hands, right ?? Fuck-n-a man, two chicks at one time!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  8. True, but I think the survey would make more sense and be more accurate if it was not just one sided like that. For instance if studA said he slept with 9 chicks, those 9 chicks were probably asked and they all said studA. Otherwise, the stats would be way askew if they just asked one side or one partner without verifying it from the other side. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  9. Now this is just plain cool. This picture represents the sexual partners of an unamed high school in the midwest over the course of 18 months. Look at all the SLUTS!!! Check out the guys that screwed a chick, then went and did another guy!! Story here http://researchnews.osu.edu/archive/chains.htm Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  10. Things that rule: -Blowjobs Things that suck: - The above mentioned with scraping teeth. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  11. Does that mean that if you use newsgroups, you are an AOL user ? I use newsgroups all the time www.giganews.com for downloading binaries like games and software and movies (all non-copyright, of course ) Can't beat it especially when I can download from our data center at 30Mbs from giganews servers. Only 11 bucks a month for all the free software, movies, and PORN I want!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  12. I've had about 3-4 dreams where I was on the ground getting reading to skydive, then I look up at this loud noise in the air and see the jump plane (or in one of my dreams - the Millenium Falcon) doing funny arial maneuvers and then suddenly crash right in front of me. I'm still on the ground alive, but the plane is on fire and people are dead and I'm freaking out.... yeah, those dreams I wake up in a cold sweat. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  13. AHEM!! Cornholio... San Jose - Bay Area Skydiving, Byron, CA. So you're moving out here ?? Swweeeet!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  14. I don't find the method for that test to be accurate. For instance, you can use anything in place of the two choices. It's your brain that get's the two mixed up. For instance, if they ran the test the same way with the types of cars : compact or truck, and then good and bad feelings. They same results will come out. For instance, if they reversed the order of the testing, the same results will come out. You get used to thinking/associating one way, then they mix it up. It has nothing to do with race. IT has to do with how your brain processes information.. Interesting test though. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  15. Shit, I am so down with this... Sure beats paying BlueCross 307/month for their HIPPA rates. I just submitted the app.. we'll see how it goes. Have to admit, of all the health apps I've filled out over the years, that was the most painless one ever!! BTW, rate for 32yo male for their Risk-Taker ($1500 deductible) plan was a cool $106 for me. Sometimes being a contracted employee has it's disadvantages. Maybe someday I'll get full time with benefits. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  16. Read the story below first, then answer the poll.. Woman Promotes the Right to Go Topless An attorney crusades to change the law because it treats male and female sunbathers differently. A ruling in a Megan's Law case adds urgency. By Robert Salladay Times Staff Writer January 22, 2005 SACRAMENTO — As a Ventura County public defender, Liana Johnsson has handled many life-changing cases, but her biggest public crusade these days has been going topless. For months, Johnsson has been fighting to allow topless women at California beaches and parks, and now the issue has made its way to the Capitol. A group of lawyers, at Johnsson's request, has asked the Legislature to make topless sunbathing legal, saying the ban is the last criminal sanction that treats women differently than men. The new movement has urgency: Because of a December court ruling, Johnsson and other attorneys contend, women convicted of indecent exposure could find themselves listed as sex offenders under Megan's Law, alongside rapists and child molesters. "At some point, men's breasts became liberated and women's didn't," Johnsson said Friday. "This is the only thing left that men are legally allowed to do and, for women, they have to register as a sex offender. The real issue is there should be equal protection under the law." The office of state Atty. Gen. Bill Lockyer said women should not be concerned about being identified as sex offenders, given that California law considers topless sunbathing to be indecent but not lewd. Lawmakers may soon be tackling the issue to remove any chance of misinterpretation by local prosecutors. Before her idea reached Sacramento this week, Johnsson presented her arguments to more than 400 delegates at an October bar association convention. She flashed images on a screen of the big-breasted male evildoer from "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me," as she spoke. Johnsson — who wears a pink badge that reads, "I support breast equality" — also has produced a two-minute video featuring obese men with large breasts lounging on California beaches, proof, she said, that the law is not applied equally to men and women, as required by the U.S. Constitution. After a bit of tittering followed by a plea to protect children, the lawyers' group approved a resolution asking that the criminal codes forbidding topless sunbathing be removed. Lobbyists for the Conference of Delegates of California Bar Associations said they expect a lawmaker next week to introduce the bill Johnsson seeks, although an author and details of the proposal have not been decided. The issue goes beyond topless sunbathing. The conference lobbyist, Randy Perry with Aaron Read & Associates, questioned whether fraternity boys mooning out a car window or golfers caught urinating in the woods would also be required to register as sex offenders now, if convicted of indecent exposure. "What we're talking about is common sense," said Perry. He noted that since California legalized public breastfeeding in 1998, the only area of the law exclusively targeting women has been topless sunbathing. Perry said the 2005 bill would either exempt topless women from Megan's Law, make topless sunbathing an infraction instead of a misdemeanor or let judges decide whether to require sex offender registration. In an Orange County case last month, a state Court of Appeal ruled that anyone convicted of misdemeanor indecent exposure must be listed as a sex offender under Megan's Law. The databank recently was placed on the Internet, so people can search it for sex offenders. The court said including indecent exposure offenders is not cruel and unusual punishment because Megan's Law is not technically a "punishment" but simply a regulatory tool. Lawyers in the case said trial judges and prosecutors should have the discretion to decide, but the court took that away. "Can you imagine the burden on police to now have to track all these people?" asked Carol E. Lavacot, the Orange County public defender who challenged the ruling in the 4th Appellate District. "It's a way overboard decision." It's extremely rare for women to be convicted of misdemeanor indecent exposure for going topless or, as the law currently reads, exposing "any portion of the breast at or below the upper edge of the areola of any female person." Officials at the California Department of Parks and Recreation say it has not been a priority for them to cite women at its 278 parks and beaches. California has dozens of unofficially designated nude beaches and rivers, including the popular Black's Beach near San Diego, where people lie about in the nude, mostly without interference from police or rangers. "Our rangers — how can I put this? — are very busy," said Joe Rosato, a parks department spokesman. "It's a low, low priority. Instead, what the rangers do is ask the women to put their tops on, and usually it's 100%. If there are any indecent exposures, it's more of a flasher or someone jumping out of bush exposing themselves." For its part, the state attorney general's office said Megan's Law would apply only if the woman has "lewd intent" — and topless sunbathing is not normally considered lewd. In addition, they said, a misdemeanor conviction for indecent exposure requires only registration under Megan's Law, not public disclosure on the new government websites. The office of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger declined to comment on the possible legislation, and it was unclear if the governor would rank this effort as one of the "silly" bills he says the Legislature often dreams up. "You've got to be kidding me," spokeswoman Margita Thompson said in an e-mail when asked to comment. The legislation probably faces a fight. Lawmakers in California have been eager to expand Megan's Law, not carve out exemptions. Randy Thomasson, president of Campaign for Children and Families, called it a "loopy idea" at a time when California needs to strengthen laws against public nudity. "We already have too many sexual assaults in society. This will fuel that fire, and if the women don't understand, that's because they don't think like a man," Thomasson said. But Johnsson countered the notion that "if you allow topless sunbathing on state beaches … civilization will collapse. I tried to show that we have faced these same fears, like when we gave women the right to vote and enter the armed forces, and we have survived." http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-topless22jan22,0,3775804.story?coll=la-home-local Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  17. 56% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category. Ha! Have relatives back east and lived out there for a few years... But I still consider myself California-Raised. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  18. Cornholio

    ick!!!

    I'm not sure where I fall into your poll... Start with shampoo, then lather up upper torso, work my way down, then do my head. I mean how can you lather up your face and see what you're scrubbing down there ?? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  19. LOL!! That's a good way of looking at it. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  20. You mean like this ? ** NSFW ** Just found this the other day cleaning out my hard drive... Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  21. HAHA BEAT YOU!! I did mine two days ago... TacAct-online.com, as soon as I got th e-mail that California was available for their state returns. It got all my info from last year and I was finished with my taxes in less than 10 min!! Mmmm... Can't wait for that FAT check to be DD into my account !!
  22. You think watching it on day TV is nice, you should watch the uncensored shows on PPV... now that's some good shit there. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  23. GREAT VIDEO Wingy!! Sorry I missed you this year. See you at WFFC, hopefully. BTW, here's another mirror for your video on a 100Mb datacenter connection: http://64.191.194.22/wingnuts-christmas-boogie-04.wmv Other dz.commers let me know if I can serve as a mirror for your large videos. Edit: DNS might not resolve for some people, so I changed to IP. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  24. I'm very dissapointed. I thought it was about hookers or Vegas or something exciting!! not auto-damage!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
  25. MeThree!! But There's always Sat and Sun!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump