Cornholio
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"Hey Bitch, scoot over!" Actually, she usually goes to bed before me, so when I crawl into bed, I always lean over and give her a kiss goodnite on her forhead... or breast... or whatever else is exposed. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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I'll pitch in $100.00 to help whoever's buying it. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Yeah, the Link police get irritated often too. Here, fixed it for ya! www.craigslist.org/about/best/ Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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I'd love to play, but 6PM it just too damn early to start playing poker on the west coast. If the next one starts at maybe 7-8 PM PST, then I'll be down for it. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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A couple years ago I was tree-trimming my fruitless mulberry with an electric chainsaw. I hit a tough spot and pulled the chainsaw towards me to jerk it free. (can you see where this is going?) Well I had released my finger on the trigger, but the chain was still spinning. In an attempt to protect my face from the chain, I grabbed the bar with my hand. SLICE-SLICE! Of course I had to take a picture of it. It's not that gruesome, but I sure thought it was going to be worse. I got lucky. This year I wore gloves. :) Next year I'm hiring someone to do it. edit: Luckily no stitches, but that fucker bled for hours. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Dude, I'd totally hit that!! Yummy!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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I think it's got to be Gina. Too many subtle reasons to list. Also tonights show rocked. It has to be one of the best that I've seen so far since the show has been on. Although Matt getting smacked in the face by his dad was pretty damn cool. I would have done that a long time ago. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Click each link. You can see them on the bottom. Exactly, the link shows up at the bottom of the email window. Most of them are dead-giveaways, but some had me thinking and even web browsing to them to see if they were real. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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dude, you are the phish master. Let me find Sebazz to give you your gift. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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According to data from e-mail security firm MailFrontier, only 4 percent of users can spot a phished e-mail 100 percent of the time. That's a very sobering thought as the holiday season is upon us and Americans flock online for their shopping needs. http://survey.mailfrontier.com/survey/quiztest.html I scored 9/10. I missed one because I tought it was a phish, but it was actually legitimate. Better safe than sorry, I guess. What's your score? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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If you're gonna spend the cash on that CPU, might as well splurge a bit on the GFX card.. the 7800 GTX 256MB and 512MB sounds about right. :) Or you can do what I plan on doing and that's selling my ATI 1800XL and getting two 7800 GTs in SLI mode. It's a bit cheaper and much faster rather than getting the 7800 GTX 512 or the ATI XL 1800 XT. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Amen, Brother! I'm ready. Bring it!! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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ditto. That's my vote. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Do you each have to pay for your own ticket, or does the loser buy both tickets? Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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And what about the guy with the gun? I assumed that is what was the most disturbing part of that picture. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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The girl in the red is passed out. The guy in the blue shirt is holding a beer with the cap still on it. They two guys are surfing dz.com instead of partying. And the guy in the black holding a gun. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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True, people are not ashamed to tell when they DIDN'T get laid, but when they do, they are all secretive and mysterious. WTF?? If people aren't going to tell how many times they got laid, then I vote we should remove that column. and WOW! Kelel01!! 12 times in a weekend? Damn...you go girl! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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I'm thinking that we should either remove the first #, since NOBODY has the balls to tell how many times they got laid. They use
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer please, it's gonna start any second." "Goddamit, That's it!" She blows her top. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed, "Oh fuck, it's started." Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Zod totally has my vote! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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tsk tsk... See what happens when you move to Canada? You lose touch with reality. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Yup, you're going to hell all right. Good think I closed that link down quick, or we'd be going together! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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Me too. All of those have circulated through my inbox or seen on the web at least twice for each.
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When I'm sick or have nasal problems, I do this simple test - takes less than two seconds. Pinch your nose with your fingers and blow. Do your ears "pop" and the pressure equalizes when you let go? I do this a couple times and if my ears clear up and the pressure subisdes immediately after letting go - then I'm goin jumpin. Otherwise, I'll find something else to do that weekend. More times than not though, I've just stayed on the ground if I'm sick. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump
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That's strange. Always when I check in at 12:01 AM on the flight day, I get group A. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump