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  1. narcimund
    A female descendant? Come on man… And if "distant sister" means "descendant", you've tied yourself in circles. Cain and Able can't have their first kids from their own descendents. They had to have their first kids either with Eve or their own normal, everyday sisters. THERE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ANYONE ELSE YET! And "distant sister" is not a common term so if you think it is, you'll have to explain it. That gets you further in debate than saying "Come on man" as if we'll all feel bad for being ignorant. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    I heard from an army captain friend of mine that they found deadly LYE under the sink in an iraqui hut. Did you know that lye, if ingested in sufficient quantities, can KILL??? ARGHGHGHGH First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    I'd love to but as I understand it they're classified -- to prevent embarassment, er, I mean To Protect National Security. But we've heard enough about them to be confident it exists. Except when the administration authorizes themselves to do it. I can see why you worship these people. You admire that they've achieved the power to crush anyone, anywhere -- and you think you're safe from them. You might or might not be right... but you'd better hope they stay in power 'cause the new definition of "in power" will make you one tempting target if Bush ever leaves office. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    Doesn't Bush customarily issue parallel 'signing statements' which exempt himself? I assume his unwritten, unlimited, undeclared war powers nullify this pretty-sounding press release -- as always. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    Behold. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    All the future tense makes people feel safer but this has already come to pass. It's over, man. It's over. Save yourselves. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    Did I Mention...

    narcimund replied to pop's topic in The Bonfire

    And everyone knows that on Friday you're supposed to post on internet forums from work. You missed the most AMAZING boat ride yesterday. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    None of this is true. None of it matters. George Bush doesn't want it to be true so it isn't. Stop talking about this stuff or I'll stick my fingers in my ears and chant "I'm not listening to you I'm not listening to you I'm not listening to you" over and over and over. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    I always listen to 96-jump wonders when they tell 4880-jump veterans all about "real skydivers". First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    None of this is true. None of it matters. George Bush doesn't want it to be true so it isn't. Stop talking about this stuff or I'll stick my fingers in my ears and chant "I'm not listening to you I'm not listening to you I'm not listening to you" over and over and over. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    My god! It took 14 whole replies before someone turned it into a sexual orientation thread. Why so slow? What's wrong with you people? First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    Christ, it's been over 30 seconds. I'm tired of waiting for you people! edited to add: whew. Someone got in under the 1.0 minute mark. Thank god! First Class Citizen Twice Over
  13. narcimund
    There have been several threads recently where the original poster waits only a few minutes before replying to their own post with frustration. How long do you wait? First Class Citizen Twice Over
  14. narcimund
    3 cheers for a first-class missing of the point. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    It's an excellent idea. George Bush holds hands with the Saudi prince. They must be our friends. Nothing can go wrong. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    It's too bad you don't explain what your threads are about... I bet some of them are worth clicking on. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    Anyone else see the irony? First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    Wow. Who's left? First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    Just for clarification, whose mouth did I put words in? First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    Not if you conveniently define "Terrorist" as "Anyone angry at the US, related to someone who's angry at the US, or having ties* to someone angry at the US." By this definition (which seems behaviorally to be the one everyone is using) only terrorists (and the occasionally infant under 1 year old) has been killed or wounded. * "having ties" is itself defined as "friends or acquaintances with, once had a friendship with, or once passed on the street or marketplace, shared an airplane or bus with, or attended the same school -- or has ties* with someone who did these things." First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    That's the great thing about the age of modern technology: everything moves faster, including the rise and fall of empires. And in every empire's fall, some people left too early, some left right on time, and some waited too long. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    Your innocence is SO ENDEARING! First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    I am so embarrassed on your behalf ... This is the funniest failure-to-grasp-the-concept EVER. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    If I blow through 750 feet and get saved by a cypres fire, I'm going to ground myself for a while anyway just to think about it. First Class Citizen Twice Over
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    Yay! People are putting words in my mouth and ideology in my head. What a time saver you people are. There's no need for me to have a personality -- you invent one for me! First Class Citizen Twice Over