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What goes with what? Selling a rig in 3 parts
theonlyski replied to tkmww's topic in Gear and Rigging
So I've seen people get canopies with all the lines loose and just tied in a big knot, because the previous owner was so desperate to hang on to his $25 Slinks... ................................................................... Saving money on s-links? Hah! Hah!! A new set of s-links costs less than the rigger's time to straighten out the %$#@! lines! Hah! Hah! OTOH I have seen plenty of main canopies sold with risers and toggles (in contravention of PIA TS-102). This is because it is too much labour to swap risers and toggles. Also consider that main risers are a high wear item that has to be replaced far more often, say every thousand jumps. Furthermore, main risers are interchangable between most harnesses. The biggest variable is whether the RSL is on the left or right shoulder. The simple answer is to ask the person selling the container to knock $100 off the asking price to pay for a new set of main risers. Do we pro-rate used main risers??? Tee! Hee! Its not THAT hard to straighten out the lines. I would have no issue hooking up a main that came without links. You would charge more than 25 bucks to straighten out the lines? I need to get my riggers ticket! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Im always game for a good hefeweizen. Got hooked my first or second time in Germany. Now I make it a point, if I can stop and get one, I do. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Perhaps we should start a thread of notes to self about O. Dont ask her for a 3some till the second date. Dont stay in her house over night. What else do we have? Hey ... behave ... or I'll spank you ... Wait ... you might like that ... O Would you feel better if I said 'stop... no, please, dont spank me!'... :-P "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Perhaps we should start a thread of notes to self about O. Dont ask her for a 3some till the second date. Dont stay in her house over night. What else do we have? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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They changed their regulations on social networking sites. They should be unblocked (even if just during non business hours) at most Army terminals. Hell, 3 years ago, I wasnt 'ALLOWED' to have Facebook or Myspace. Its a smart move in my eyes, but Im just a lowly IASO. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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I could have sworn they had a different color scheme. Yours looks fun to close too, but not quite as tight as mine. I ran into a guy at spaceland that had a matching jumpsuit too... he called it his ronald mcdonald suit... so now i have the mcdonalds rig. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Is this the right form to fill and pay for?
theonlyski replied to shah269's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
See, thats what it SHOULD look like I have a G3 M5 with a PD 176r and Sabre2 190 it looks way too tight and its a bitch to close. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Is this the right form to fill and pay for?
theonlyski replied to shah269's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
lol, Jumps: 1337 so you're an elite jumper now? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Pull up cord alternates?
theonlyski replied to half-a-greek's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Yeah, but my rig is a bitch to close even with a packtool... so it wouldnt work for me. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Pull up cord alternates?
theonlyski replied to half-a-greek's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I agree on the aglet. I tried to close my rig with a shoelace, ripped the aglet right off before I could pull it out. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Is this the right form to fill and pay for?
theonlyski replied to shah269's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
3 jumps ground test fill and pay for form then buy a round a drinks? No ground test required I think I filled my membership app after a few AFF jumps, you can be a member, you dont HAVE to be a skydiver to be a member. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Is this the right form to fill and pay for?
theonlyski replied to shah269's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
http://www.uspa.org/Portals/0/Downloads/Form_MembershipNewandRenewing_2009_04.pdf should be the right one, its not the one I filled out but it looks like they updated it april 09 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
static line two years ago..tandem next week....
theonlyski replied to mxaexm's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Yeah, but IIRC here in the US, you have to be a C license or above to be a passenger on a TM training jump. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Finally, I got my jump footage in a commercial.
theonlyski replied to Cashmanimal's topic in The Bonfire
Id believe it if the rig in the video was the same color as the rig in the picture. Picture looks more like a grey on the shoulder straps, the video looks black. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Huh? You were having sex in the 9th grade??? O What you weren't? Nope ... virgin until I was 20; no worries, I'm making up for it . I’ve always been perplexed by the many idiosyncrasies of this country. I still don’t understand how one can’t go topless on the beach (‘cause she’ll get arrested), but it’s OK to have sex (and pop babies) when you’re 13, 14, 15 years old. Go figure! O So, how YOU doin'? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Are certain parachutes less safe to unopen than others?
theonlyski replied to TheSkiesAbove's topic in Gear and Rigging
I believe that any parachute that doesnt open is as unsafe as the next parachute that doesnt open. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
Low turn + no flare ... complete idiot (insert looser icon here) ... O Ive done it too... but walked away with only a bruised ego. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Its been 3 years... hows that? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Feel free to do nothing to defend yourself, so that you can become the one who is permanently disabled. But not to worry, your attacker won't be able to sue you! If you fail to defend yourself in a lawful situation because of fear of a lawsuit from the attacker, then you're a _____. It reminds me of another thread where some people were indicating that they were so afraid that their reserve parachute might malfunction, that they would hesitate to use it in an emergency. Oh, dont get me wrong, if someone is breaking in to my house, theyll get one warning, then 2 in the chest, one in the head. And dont yall start flaming me, its how we're taught to shoot, so it would be MUCH harder for me to just shoot once. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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HELP! (from the techie guys) - PC shuts off for no reason
theonlyski replied to BASE813's topic in The Bonfire
Download THIS Install, run. Youll see the temps that your computer is running at, select the 'Force fans to High Speed' You will probably hear your fan running faster, you can watch the temperature go down. These series of dells have a heating issue, they get hot and do it quickly. Mine was fine stock (Centrino 1.6 GHz 256 DDR 60GB HDD) but ever since all my upgrages (Core2 Duo 2GHZ, 2GB DDR, 250GB HDD) It gets a little toasty. This program is probably the only reason my laptop doesnt overheat on a daily basis. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message -
The world is very different when you're a woman dealing with a criminal than a man. I would hope to have time to tell the intruder to freeze. If they froze or ran out, fine. If they advance towards me, that would be hostile intent and I would feel justified in using deadly force. I don't favor deadly force to protect property, even when it's legal. With that said, I'm much happier when the laws favor the homeowner instead of the intruder. I would hate to have laws as in Britain, where the homeowner goes to jail for shooting an intruder. I seem to recall a case where the intruder got shot, then sued the homeowner because he perminatly disabled the guy... and won. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Note to self: Do NOT spend the night at Olympias house!! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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Is that 0300 or 1500 Zulu? that would be 0300 Zulu GMT is Zulu. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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1200', 750', and 375' IIRC. Just be sure to use the MK-1 eyeball more than relying on that. On windier days total reliance on that audible can put you in places you dont want to be (I speak from experience). Leave it to a guy in the military to say something with a nomeclature. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message