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  1. theonlyski
    Maybe he accidently swallowed it when yall were in the mood. He? Hey, you can experiment once in a while And you know where I live "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    It's only because LuckyMcSwervy sounds Irish. Luck is finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow EEEEwwwww - that would mean she piddled a little - but if that's your thing . . . Nah, I'm house trained. Bout damn time! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    I think it would probably be easier to just tell us when you're not in a mood, you telling us you're in the mood today is like breathing, its gonna happen unless you try hard not to, and even then, you cant stop it "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    Maybe he accidently swallowed it when yall were in the mood. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    someones full of crap she said love, not loathe "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Clicky fixed "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Horrible idea, nobody would tell, cause then the cat would be out of the bag "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    Baby/talc powder. Helps dry them out and prevent jock itch. Its VERY highly recommended that guys in the field use it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski

    Which DZ

    theonlyski replied to theonlyski's topic in The Bonfire

    Is trying to get a website made? http://www.fmylife.com/work/3822475 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Canopy and its Pilot from Brian Germain. Improved my landings quite a bit. Actually, I did the dumbest thing, downsized first jump after a 7 month lay off (jumped my new to me gear), on my currency jump, landed in the target (that my coach missed ) Try out the 2-stage flare... ask the swoopers, they do it all the time. Its a little tricky, but if you follow the instructions in the book to learn your sweet spot (the point in the flare where you level your flight) and level out before touching out to burn off some of that speed, makes for much nicer landings. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    I wanna come home. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Should look like this: 9(ish) weeks Ft LWood (Basic) 3 weeks Ft Benning (Airborne) 12 weeks (I think) Ft Lee (Rigger AIT) Then RIP and Ranger school. Im not 100% if he has to go to airborne before or during the riggers course, but he has to make it thru airborne to keep that MOS. No use having a rigger that cant jump "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    Oh, and dont forget about all those AFF dives... Thats 7 jumps right there. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski

    Bad luck?

    theonlyski replied to paul87's topic in The Bonfire

    Sounds about like a military deployment to me. I've never had a girlfriend last mroe than 3 weeks after I left... not once out of 4 times. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Nope. From the SIM: Group skydiving, traditionally called “relative work,” may be described as the intentional maneuvering of two or more skydivers in proximity to one another in freefall. So, pretty much every jump that you plan and execute with another person? Like coach jumps, jumps where you just have someone filming you? Where is the line drawn? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski

    If....

    theonlyski replied to skydiverbry's topic in The Bonfire

    Yes Deedy will probably agree "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    the pilot chute is connected to the freebag via the bridal "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    MMMMMM German beer... MMMMMM Germany "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Why are you short changing me?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Have one or 2 for me Ohhhhhhhh so close to coming home, I can feel the prop blast and taste the beer! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Military Special! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Ever wonder what the picture on google would be for your birthday if you were more famous? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Well... shes missing a slider, and it sort of looks like that her risers are attached to the back of the container and not her shoulders. Not to mention that it must be an 11 cell canopy with all them A Lines. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    As a matter of fact, in about a month they are having one down at CSC. If you're going to it, I might be in class with you. http://www.bigairsportz.com/event.php?EID=181&strMonth=08&strYear=2009&fdate=08/7/2009 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message