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  1. theonlyski
    We joked in my class, someone pulls a gun, resist... someone pulls a tazer... comply. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    I carry 15 most times.....Puts Big men, on their knees....I'm too old for bar fights anymore! Young pups can prove thier manhood on someone else! Its not the percentage that gets ya, its the SHU that determines how hot it is. (but a higher percentage will probably suck anyways) 15% of the crap they got us with, probably feel like your face is melting off and hell, it might actually do it. I know some of us got 1st degree burns from ours. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    One of the staff guys that filmed our OC and tazing said that on the video. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    The stuff they hit us with was 2% OC, but it was 5.3 million scovial heating units... for comparison, the bear spray is 10 million SHU and that would blind a human. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Yeah, tazers suck... But I am federally certified to carry/use them now. Im so happy that its a lifetime cert. The tazers that most cops carry now use 'Neuro Muscular Incapacitation' Im not sure voltage is a big difference, but damn it sucks! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px_N2WLE1yo&feature=related When we got our certifications, they told us that the only difference between this one and the ones they hit us with was they had a higher pulse per second than the 5 pps on the X26 that cops around here carry. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Who all was there? Granted, Im not very outgoing and walking around introducing myself, but I did run into a couple of people (even if I didnt know who they were) that post on here. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Next time tell the doctor that the Rohypnol isnt needed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    That was you with the jello shots??... I still wonder why you took the red one back and gave me the green one on saturday. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    0:16: no firsts, but still got lots of beer! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    I carry my rig on almost all of my commercial flights. You're paying to get on that jump plane arent you? So I guess we all carry our rigs on... well, hopefully. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    And thats why I got my rig from you "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Im loading my Sabre2 190 at just under 1, try a harness turn, there may be some speed building up, but at that loading and size, I wouldnt think it would be much. Harness turns have saved my ass on a few landings where a toggle would have hurt. Ask Windsock to show you if no-body else is around. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Ya know, in the military, we HAVE to call them females, not girls, women, chicks, hotties or any other name you can think of... get a bunch-o-trouble if you get called out on it. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    How was one riser 180 degrees twisted with no canopy being deformed, and how would you not notice that your riser is backwards on your pre-jump checks... not seeing 3 rings on one side should be pretty obvious. Who would cutaway one riser and flip it? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    There is an air base in Qatar, cant remember the name... Has an IN GROUND POOL and all the airforce hot chicks there to keep it occupied... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Im thinking about trying to organize a BFR night jump for my 100 sunday night, want in? ( you may have to do a solo night jump sat night first, not sure how that works.) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Preferably one that fits your head. But really, all the helmet makers have different sizes, you have to see what they call what size, and really try to see if you can try one on to check the fit before you buy online. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    lol, door gunner on the space shutter, definately one of the better ones I've heard. Or that your meat tags mean you are part of a classifed gnome project, but by that point the deal is already sealed so why bother, Couple of guys I went to AIT with that were getting their Sat Controller badges either said in-flight missle repair or space ship door gunner... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. theonlyski
    250 registered, 8 showers.... this should be interesting! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    scotch guard? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Ill be there! Need to go get a tent! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    I didnt get the signatures I needed, no Golden Knights tryouts for me this year. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    hmmm, thats what she said! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Yeah, I share your feeling on reality shows... Nothing will make me change the channel quicker! Unless its that video of the road rules challenge where the girl biffed the landing because she OBVIOUSLY shouldnt have been jumping and didnt flare when the instructor gave her the command on the radio. If they do a video of my selection, I would hope its the documentary not the reality... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    I dont think Ive ever seen them have an unintentional cutaway, and I have gone thru a bunch of videos on youtube. Hopefully I will be there next week for tryouts!! I hear, through unofficial lines, they may be making a special about GK selection... I heard something about making it into a reality show... hopefully its not true... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message