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  1. theonlyski
    I've spent about 2 of the last 4.5 years in the middle east... Im not picky. Those MREs have got to suck. Almost anything would be better. Shit, in Lebanon I quite often picked an MRE instead of the food they were bringing us. Best diet ever, lost 20lbs in 9 weeks. Here isn't too bad, we got a DFAC... but they serve the same 5 things for midnight chow... Chicken, meat loaf, salsbury steak (meat loaf with gravy), some sort of so-called 'steak' and beef lasangna... Every night, we get to have whichever it is that day. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I have a couple of those walmart wipes. All that is needed is a couple long hot breaths and wipe. You're pretty proud of the ability to get the job done after a few hot breaths and a couple wipes... aren't ya? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    Okay, I'm so gonna hold you to that! I am sure a few people will do the same thing... Hold what to whos boobies? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    http://puppypullingpower.wordpress.com/ Pure awesomeness... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    Yes, I am! I can clean closets and watch the game at the same time. Win-win! So, you're coming out of the closet? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    Deedy "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Since I know for a fact that you won't drive over six miles to visit, nope. It is a 2hr drive rule....... Next you're going to say you wont come out here because of some bullshit 14 hour flight rule. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    I saw a cloud (which I haven't seen here in 6 months) last week... does that count as rain? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Hello hello!!! I don't know why I'm so addicted to this! But I totally love it. I'll go with Bolas, but I need to type sex and thongs so he'll find it when he searches for sex Mornin sunshine... deedy send you the picture yet? DD "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    So, they want YOU to pay THEM to get the new ones? Sounds sketchy. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    I've spent about 2 of the last 4.5 years in the middle east... Im not picky. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    Just help him out... he can't ever seem to get the audio levels right. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    Generally speaking, I run my glasses under cold water to get the big stuff off, then use a microfiber towel (or one of those socks that comes with glasses like my gatorz, oakleys and liquids) That usually gets rid of everything pretty well... I try to stay away from the tech wipes. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    You had me at food and beer. Just out of curiosity, Its been a while since I have been to the farm, bout how far is the nearest source of food? Trying to figure out if I should just pack a cooler full of sammiches. (hmm... better yet, who can I get to bring me said sammiches?) Depends on what you want. The "Snack Shack" is open on jump days and will make you hamburgers/sammiches/etc. If you want a sitdown restaurant, 10-20 minute drive. So they do have an on-site source of food?? Out freaking standing! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    You had me at food and beer. Just out of curiosity, Its been a while since I have been to the farm, bout how far is the nearest source of food? Trying to figure out if I should just pack a cooler full of sammiches. (hmm... better yet, who can I get to bring me said sammiches?) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski

    drinking coffee

    theonlyski replied to Jbag's topic in The Bonfire

    Sounds like you have a classic drinking problem. Why didn't I think of that? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    http://www.ehow.com/how_6689256_clean-anti-glare-glasses.html Says don't use alcohol on anti-reflective lenses. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    500 total or 200 in past 18 months from the Wingsuit forum. 200-500! that's a bit much! Especially if you live in the north east. No wonder dudes say "screw it" That's a $5k investment in a chance to say "Hi" $ 5k INVESTMENT??? d00d, we're not investing money...we're buying memories! Some good some bad, some more costly that others...but as far as investing goes~ Better off investing your $ in wax lips and storing 'em in the trunk of a black car in south Texas! Only $5k?? Shit... I spent more than that on just one rig. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    I've only got less than 10 (want to say 5 or so) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. theonlyski
    Promise? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    The_Don! One more post today and I'll have 50 for the day, which still is nowhere near my record. You count your daily posts? Not always. You can find them all within your profile. I knew I was getting kind of high in the count for today. Hey Deedy! Bolas has 9992 posts. If you wanna beat that fucko to 10000, you better get cracking! I swear about ha;f my posts are in this thread.
  22. theonlyski
    The_Don! One more post today and I'll have 50 for the day, which still is nowhere near my record. You count your daily posts? Not always. You can find them all within your profile. I knew I was getting kind of high in the count for today. Hey Deedy! Bolas has 9992 posts. If you wanna beat that fucko to 10000, you better get cracking! I swear about ha;f my posts are in this thread.
  23. theonlyski
    The_Don! One more post today and I'll have 50 for the day, which still is nowhere near my record. You count your daily posts? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    I'll send pictures so you can visualize the size of the 'situation' You still won't get any cookies. dammit turtle shhh!!! This is important stuff here, i mean situation.... Its in the mail... just like my cookies. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    I'll send pictures so you can visualize the size of the 'situation' "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message