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  1. theonlyski
    This aired on tv? A very snipped version of it. They showed snipped balls on tv?? The one guys bad was thrown up on their table and the blond chick was holding the whgite balls in her hand and playing with them making the old lady kinda envious. Drinking on a work night? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. theonlyski
    What did you beat into the brownie batter? Those records are sealed. Ski again. So would you call that a 'Secret Recipe'? Turtle ofcourse. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. theonlyski
    This aired on tv? A very snipped version of it. They showed snipped balls on tv?? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. theonlyski
    What did you beat into the brownie batter? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. theonlyski
    This aired on tv? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. theonlyski
    With all the batter beating you've done, you should be an expert by now. I like to think I am. I know that I am not the BEST batter beater though. Did you get your boy scout batter beater badge? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. theonlyski
    Thats another reason that I returned my LTDs... actually, those were the two biggest ones. Also, they state that the lenses wont work (well) inside of a vehicle (your windows block much of the UV's that they use to activate) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. theonlyski
    With all the batter beating you've done, you should be an expert by now. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. theonlyski
    Bet me what? Skootz Shit! Damn typo!!! No bets!!! talk to you in the morning. Nighty night You ain't leavin yet! You again Fail... The shelled shit starter. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. theonlyski
    Theres always one shit starter... I figures that McSwervy would be starting shit today. She didnt... look who I quoted. But, she did bring up a shitty phone... wonder how the reception was? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. theonlyski
    Theres always one shit starter... "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. theonlyski
    One thing to take note of, the light to dark lenses don't work well much above the low 80 degrees range. Also, they have the ability to get dark as shit in sub-freezing temps. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. theonlyski
    What I think about Snopes "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. theonlyski
    I used to have a Motorola KRZR (small, slim phone) that would fit into the army PT shorts... Some days I would keep it in my pocket when I left the barracks to go to PT. Well... I've lost that thing a few times, but it always turned up in my PT shorts. I've also washed an iPod touch (32gig 2nd generation) they dont do to well after a washing... and drying. Now I have the otterbox on my 3g, have a iphone 4 waiting for me when I get home, and have the otterbox for that one... then selling the iphone and ipod so I dont risk washing them. Its hard for me to lose my phone now, even now, in Iraq, its sitting on my table next to the bed. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  15. theonlyski
    The last two times I drove small cars (something smaller than a trailblazer) was these two courses: http://www.gryphonsecurity.com/mfpc.htm & http://www.evoschool.com/index.php The second one we used rentals... had to get new tires after the second day "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. theonlyski
    Another vote cast. So who are you taking on the cruise? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. theonlyski
    Bet me what? Skootz "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. theonlyski
    AKA the VW dealership. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
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    Amen to that...I like my JettaTDI..... I get 600miles + per tank as a daily commuter/driver with a best of 58MPG on a trip.. flat.. cool... my 2003 Dodge 4x4 Diesel... not so much. It does pertty good though about 22MPG on the open flat roads.. but around town... uh yeah 17MPG.. My diesel dollar goes a hell of a lot farther in the Jetta Yeah, my Z71 gets about 20mpg highway (depending on how I drive it) If I were to actually drive like a sane person (which oddly as it seems, every deployment I come back and drive better) I could probably get more. I realize that the little cars get way better MPG, but my truck is paid off. So is mine Well... you don't have to over-compensate for anything... do you? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. theonlyski
    Good luck untangling those lines after a cutaway. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. theonlyski
    Amen to that...I like my JettaTDI..... I get 600miles + per tank as a daily commuter/driver with a best of 58MPG on a trip.. flat.. cool... my 2003 Dodge 4x4 Diesel... not so much. It does pertty good though about 22MPG on the open flat roads.. but around town... uh yeah 17MPG.. My diesel dollar goes a hell of a lot farther in the Jetta Yeah, my Z71 gets about 20mpg highway (depending on how I drive it) If I were to actually drive like a sane person (which oddly as it seems, every deployment I come back and drive better) I could probably get more. I realize that the little cars get way better MPG, but my truck is paid off. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. theonlyski
    Bad body position. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. theonlyski
    Yup.... but I got 9 of the fuckers on that trip.... WTF... I go out of my way to avoid hitting animals... but like I said.. they were trying to commit suicide.. and yeah... I fixed the dam 4 times... and finally had to get it removed. Drive a truck! For some reason the little animals that I cannot avoid seem to make it past the front of the truck... but it seems they like to stick their head up and get naied by the rear end. If those fuckers would just keep their heads down! Every time I end up running over one, I think that maybe they made it... till the clunk of bone and axle. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. theonlyski
    So... you're saying they're portraying Nazi-Americans? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message