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  1. Pokerstar
    Thank you doctor, its starting to feel better, but, it still kinda hurts. And the bad thing, it's my tequila pouring hand. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    Umm, you misspelled his name. It's Blowjobvich. Bla-goy-a-vitch Rhymes with PRISON BITCH (assuming he is convicted, of course. Innocent before proven guilty, etc ) Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    I'm baking 5 dozen cookies to donate at work tomorrow, and I have a rotation of baking sheets going. I open the oven, check the 2 sheets that are in, then reach up to grab the sheet that ready to go into the oven, except, I grab the one that just came out! No oven mitt of course. Damn that hurts. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    OUCH! Where were you jumping? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    What a SILLY question. There isn't a Sony Bryants BBQ for THOUSANDS of miles from the Green Zone. oh, and it's closer to Million Dollar saloon, too. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    Free shoes

    Pokerstar replied to stitch's topic in The Bonfire

    Snow boots It's snowing like a bastard here. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    I have a newbie question: How can you tell he is a base jumper? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    The fact is that you spend the first 2 years of your kids life teaching them to walk and talk, and The next 16 telling them to shut up and sit down! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    At the risk of sounding stupid, how can a canopy have 500 jumps, but only 300 repacks? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    Do they make wingsuits that small? Pretty scary, glad she (and you) are ok! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    Fail, sorry. Benjy Franklin wasn't a president, thanks for playing! ;) Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    Thanks to everyone for figuring this out so quickly! And, just one more reason not to drink COORS LIGHT. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    I think that's the only thing that would help clear my head right now. I'm actually rethinking my trip to Z-Hills in a couple of weeks. The week that sucked just got a hell of a lot suckier. Oh well. Wow, that really sucks, I'm sorry to hear that. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    I hope my gear works better than my new dive computer... I took a scuba refresher course Wednesday night, and since my old digital depth gauge had died (non user replaceable battery) I bought a new Oceanic computer. Sat through the 1 hour class, got geared up, jumped in the pool, and the computer flooded. Hmmmm. I guess it DOES pay to test all new equipment! The dive shop immediately exchanged it for me, so, I have the new one. Now I just need to go someplace warm to dive, lakes are already frozen over here. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    Well, hell, I've done stupider things, so, sure, why the hell not! :) Maybe we can sell tickets and split the profits! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    If there is a Saks Fith Avenue near you, I advice you grab your credit card and GO. They are really slashing prices to raise cash to prevent chapter 11. Over Thanksgiving I bought a Hugo Boss designer line shirt and an Ermangildo Zegna designer line shirt (sticker for both was $520) and I paid $110 for both of them. Hurry! :) Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    I bought one on eBay cause its a cool watch, and it fun to play with on the elevators at work. I am firmly convinced my instructor will beat me if I try to use it for anything other than telling time, however. As a back up, maybe. but, I dont know about as a main altimeter. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    Hm, sorry, no answer for that one. When you DO find one let me know please? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    So sorry to hear that.... I'm going to an "UGLY HOLIDAY SWEATER PARTY" so, that should be weird! anything I can do to cheer you up? Stupid human tricks? Bad Jokes? Drunk texts and pictures of us wearing ugly sweaters? Send you a pizza? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    Pokerstars works like a champ. I play the Skydive Radio tourneys almost every thursday. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    ooohhh, so close, sorry, try again. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    I've never had a Yacht Job , is it fun? what does it entail? Do the girls ask for your credit card before or after? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    I've never had a Yacht Job , is it fun? what does it entail? Do the girls ask for your credit card before or after? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    Pick a number between 1 and 10 Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    Oh hey

    Pokerstar replied to Slowfaller's topic in The Bonfire

    Relaxed and Groovy, as always, Thanks for Asking! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---