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  1. In most instances that I can think of, yes. Is this a plastic dog for your real dog? Is the "plug" to use on your real dog? ...or a person? Is the dog for a person to use? The possibilities are myriad, and getting worse as I come up with them. I am content to know that there are still people out there who are sicker than I am (and I am not pointing fingers at you-know-who). Completely understand where you are coming from, I am just afraid I will have terrible dreams about the dog tonight. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  2. Since you asked nicely. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  3. doggie toys This doesn't really apply here, but it is oddest thing that I ran into today. A sex toy for your dog (I think). It is under a link for Sports & Entertainment > Pet & Products > Sports and Entertainment ? I guess it is pretty hard to place in this years catalog. On the bright side, I'll bet nobody has already got one. (Or they won't mention it.) This is not just wrong, it is BILLY VANCE wrong! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  4. Pop the buttons off the remote and chew them like gumballs. Tasty good and good for you too! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  5. I'm not a doctor, but I played dr a lot as a kid. My advice, is, go to a real doctor, get lots of meds, go home take each pill with a shot of bourbon / whiskey / rye / beer /vodka / what have you. You will feel MUCH better in a day or so, once the hangover subsides. No charge for this fabulous advice, by the way. Feel better! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  6. You know, it's 99% of the lawyers that give the rest of them a bad name. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  7. :: What a waste of a weekend. 0:0:0 Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  8. MIGHT MEND-IT even holds this TI to his Student! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  9. Welcome! IT IS a blast, isn't it? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
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    Boobies!!!

    You do realize that there is more to life than skydiving and boobies. Ok, can't wait! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  11. What horseshit. They are looking for an executive director, maybe i will apply for the job, crank up in my Land Rover wearing an all leather suite while eating a raw steak and drinkink knob creek straight from the bottle. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  12. Pokerstar

    Boobies!!!

    Done! Now, hook me up with epic boob girl, and we will see if she can turn me into a lesbian! :) Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  13. I do track days in the midwest, and there are several options available for you. Most car clubs that do track days will let you participate, all you have to do is pay your portion of the track fee. The corvette clubs and porsche clubs are generally open to having others joion them. There are probably several other car clubs that do track days too, viper, mustangs, etc. If you need some more info. just shoot me a PM Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  14. CONGRATS! BEER! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  15. Congrats on passing AFF! Did you do your first solo? Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  16. Awesome! Have a great time, Skydive the Farm is AWESOME, I did my AFF there, you will love the people there. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  17. Pokerstar

    D-runk

    Happy Birthday! I'll raise a toast to you and your Mom! :) Cheers! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  18. I clicked the stem button and something happened. Can't quite say what, but I hope I helped. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  19. Welcome! I would suggest that you check a few of the drop zones in your area. I am working on my A license package at Skydive the Farm, outside of Atlanta, and they are amazing folks there, I love them. Plus, their A license package is rather less money than Elsinores. http://www.skydivethefarm.com/Rates/tabid/54/Default.aspx Shop around, see what kind of vibe you get from the DZ, and most of all, HAVE FUN!! Please let me know if I can answer any questions! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  20. Welcome! You may want to reach out to Skydive the Farm, outside of Atlanta. They may be able to accommodate you. Skydiving is an amazingly fun sport, and using that as a motivator to lose weight is one way to go! I lost 185 lbs in order to skydive (as well as lice longer, not destroy my knees, etc) and I am SO thrilled that I am now able to skydive, walk around, up a few flights of stairs, etc. Go for it, you will be hooked on your first jump! If I can offer any assistance or advice please feel free to send me a PM. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  21. After reading these reply's I realize that I a lucky to not have broken an ankle. I learned a lot fro my mistake, and I can not WAIT to gt back in the air! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  22. Damn! That isn't the way to make the guests happy! Good luck! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  23. Those guys are pretty darn fast! I was never any good with CW, but I am starting to relearn as i study for my General. (even though it isnt required any more, it's kind of fun to do contesting in CW) Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  24. I twisted my ankles landing in my jump number 16, and it was 100%, completely my fault. I didnt keep my knees bent, so I didn't roll into a PLF. Did it hurt. yeah, did I learn a valuable lesson, heck yeah! Keep those knees bent, and PLF! :) Go, take your first jump, you will be HOOKED! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---
  25. If you want to take the express route, you can just paypal it to me and save an hour! I wont make the early game but i will try for the late game. Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude ---