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The daytime version of Nyquill. Ive been taking it on a regimented schedule. My illness is not clearing up. Should I just take more pills than required? Haha. It's been 7 days of sickness and I'm sick of it. tee hee.
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Yep. And it was HUGE. Is that a male counter part to the "Camel toe"??
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well, they are in New England. When it's not snowing, it's raining! I haven't seen that show since the first season she left Dean and was going out with Jess. It's still on?!?!
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You're right. It could be a choking hazard for all ages!
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I awoke this morning to the realization... I am married to this stalker.
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From a blowjob? Now *THAT'S* some talented sperm!!! That's about all the talent he has.....
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I'M BEING STALKED! THE CULPRIT IS ABOUT 5'6" MAYBE 180 LBS, REALLY SEXY BUT STILL, IT'S CREEPY!!! Something about wanting to "do me" is always in his verbal conversations with me! HELP... ANYONE???
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I shall deliver him personally to you!
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A little late in the game... he told me he spent our savings... but i cant open the present until tomorrow. I would love a silver bowl just like that one!
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A skydiving Santa would be way cooler... either each present would have their own chute oooor he'd just let the presents track alone and fend for themselves! hahaha! That is a pretty cool site, how'd you find it Lisa? by the way, is there anything going on at elsinore on new years eve? aka--party
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puts the circumcision clinic thread to shame
hollypocket replied to shermanator's topic in The Bonfire
but they lost a piece of them! how could tey. ohh, the carnage! reminds me of a joke my dad told me when I was a little girl, that I had to wait until my HUSBAND explained foreskin to me years later before I would understand the joke. It's ok snow, I had to learn the visual way. I didnt know there was a difference until I finally saw one... Hahaha. That was a very confusing day for me. Penises look different? Mommy never told me that when I was 11 years old!! -
puts the circumcision clinic thread to shame
hollypocket replied to shermanator's topic in The Bonfire
Okay, okay... We'll go after the holiday Gosh, if that's not a way to manipulate and guilt me into something you want!!!!!!!!!! -
I got somewhat angry when I saw this post under your posts... So I clicked... Then I realized, you just posted something I sent you anyway! So by the transitive property you HAD dug your own grave, but saved yourself before the hatch was buried!
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the internet at my university is RIDICULOUSLY slow, so i'll try it at home. do you have to sign up to the site to play?
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My Garmin took a crap on me after 2 years. My husband's went out on him in only one year. I dunno... I think the government taps into the system... Be careful!
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What ever happened to MAYBE... everyone should say just MAYBE! **man gets on one knee with a ring he picked himself for his one true love** "Will you be my wife?/Will you marry me?/Will you spend the rest of your life with me?/(anything endearing that has to do with pouring their life into the girl's hands)" after a pause, girl responds: "well..... Hmmm... See, I really love you and all... But.... I'll get back to ya." Great idea!
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Is Santa running for Congress or President? Dear Obama Clause, Go F*** yourself!
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a hippopatamus, my two front teeth, a '54 convertible in light blue AND a parachute please.. I've been really really good this year. I even filed my taxes!!! Please Santa?!?!?!
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That would be "Can I swaffel you" woman: "That's a sexy swaffler you have there" buddy: "Look at that guy's swaffler!!!" dad: "That's m'boy. He got the family genes with his big ol' swaffler!" mother: "My baby's growing up... He such a swaffelen great guy" dude in bar "bet I can swaffelen more than you can"
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Thanks everyone!!! woo hoo... Goin out for pizza AND beer tonight! Not just pizza and soda..............oh man I feel so cool!
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Except you said "woo doggy". That makes you 85. gosh darned whipper snappers!
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I suppose I act 30 on most days....... but wooo doggy I can certainly act 5 in the mall! I WANT CANDY! I WANT SHOES! I WANT CLOTHES! haha
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Actual age: 21 (tomorrow!!!) How old I feel: 30 How old I look: 13 Basically, I have a 4 month daughter and a 10 month old marriage to my darling 25 year old husband. However, I am only 4 foot 9 inches, putting me at least the average height of a 6th grader! People peg me at 13-14 when I'm out alone, if the baby is with me I would wager they think I'm 15.. When I am with my husband hopefully it boosts to my actual age! Haha... Oh people! Silly, silly people!
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Michigan State! Most of the big sports colleges and universities have special rules for "special" people. Special is right!!!!
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Hillary - She's Been Asked And She Said YES ..
hollypocket replied to christelsabine's topic in Speakers Corner
Can I buy you a house? Sure! It's up for auction $10 next weekend! It's a real fixer-upper... Dismantled counter tops, chipped tile flooring, the whole bit!