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I am sorry for your loss.

I have a confession.. whenever a kid comes to the door and has a cute mom as an escort I have a tendency to give out more candy.. Its a weakness

Skydivers are a pretty diverse group but one thing we all have in common is that we steal candy from children..

WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES Excerpts from a Dog's Diary.... ATT00000.jpg 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary.... ATT00001.jpg Day 983 of my captivity.... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now....

Those Reeces are GOOD!! I like to justify it as "quality control"

Only the Reeces cups

I got it now.. the one.. no wait a miniute..

12 out of 20

Lets see.. I choose uh.. hang on let me look again.. OK I choose hmm.. let me look again.. All right the one on the.. wait a sec.. let me look again..

Wow That sounds like a winner to me..

Since I have been with the same gal for 26 years and married for 25 I definitely gotta say 100%

When my daughter brought up the dating question I told her she could date when she turned 50.. I met her "boyfriend" when I was home on leave (coincidently it was her 16th birthday) Nice enough kid. He seems a little scared of me though..

All those kids.. all that sugar..

Don't take this the wrong way but she must get that way whenever you venture forth to do yard work

I like Italian wines. My favorite sparkling wine is "Asti Spumate" (my wife gets uh.. creative when she drinks that stuff) Also there is nothing better than a nice glass of Chanti with a big plate of pasta

In about 2 weeks I get to turn my clock back 9 hours

I drive a 99 Saturn SL. 155000 miles and still going strong. When I get back I plan on springing for a cheap paint job. ( I drive my vehicles until they crumble) My last was a Mazda B2000 drove it for 17 years.

Tabasco with habernero. I also like the small off brands that are sold in gormet shops. The hotter the better

When I'm not keeping America safe I work as a probation officer-I deal with juveniles.

The word is gonna get around and ALL the dogs are going to expect that

Halloween of 07 was the last one I was home for. The week before the supply sgt. at my armory was uh.. generousand I was able to apropriate several cases of chemlites in various colors. I had puddles of "alien blood" leading up to the door and the kids got a chemlite along with their candy

You look pretty good to me. In my regular life I have dealt with truly criminaly insane types Trust me on this one- you don't even come close..

Ya know I didn't think about her. I think shes a good choice. I wonder how her knee is doing..

Bear in mind I haven't had a drop to drink since my mid tour leave so therefore I would like to hang out with any one who has cold beer in their fridge

Happy birthday!!