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America's Sweetheart Dumps U.S. for Some Douchebag
masterrig replied to SpeedRacer's topic in The Bonfire
_________________________________ I guess, she just wasn't the 'sweet-heart' we thought she was! Who really gives a rats ass! I don't know her or him for that matter. She has never called me and invited me to any of her 'swanky' parties or just to visit. That's like Tom Cruise and his wife having a baby. What's the big deal with that! Millions of people have babies every day... so what. I gotta go! Chuck -
___________________________________ Bwa-hahahahahaha... That there's funny! Good one! Chuck
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___________________________________ That's exactly what it is... a business. They 'cash-in' on men's fantasies, not just their wallets. I do know a guy who 'hit the jackpot'... cost him another $150.00 in the parking lot! Chuck
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I never saw the appeal either. Why would I pay someone to show me something I cannot touch? I can download video off the net for free! I left the quote because, in my experience (I lived with a stripper and met many of her friends), they are not gay. At least the female ones that I knew. _________________________________ The thing about them being gay, was just something I was told and from comedians. I was waiting for someone to 'catch' that. I really shouldn't have said it. I base that on my lack of 'knowledge' of strippers and all. My apologies to anyone I may have offended. Chuck
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I *am* going to hell for taking "the Church Lady" to a tittie bar. The bad thing is she thought it was a waste! Can I get a "do over"? Walt _______________________________ Might take a good act of contrition and a whole buncha Our Father's to get you outa that one! Chuck
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We went to Treasures on Westheimer in Houston. It's an upscale place. Didn't mean to leave you out but if you wanna go, I'll take you. Walt ______________________________________ ...and you thought you were going to hell! Ha! Now, you're getting all these classy ladies wanting to go with you to the strip joints... whoda' thunk it????????? Chuck
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____________________________________ Congrats, Man! Many more to ya'! Chuck
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__________________________________ Yeah! I just don't get it. It really is a waste. All you leave a joint like that with is usually a headache and a lighter wallet. The one time I went, I had 3-beers (15.00) The guy I went with dropped over a hundred bucks in less than 2-hrs. That's just nuts. Chuck
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Why... of course... Its not like I have a man card to give (livendive took it some time ago...) but I'm with you... I'm not a big fan... __________________________________ There ya' go! Besides... you'll have more money for jumps! Chuck
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It was an interesting experience : ) __________________________________ I'll bet it was. Now, we know why, Walt carries nothing but 'singles' for pocket money! Chuck
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____________________________________ I'll probably be asked for my 'man card' after this but, I've never seen the sense, fun or anything else in a strip-joint. I have been to one in my life and that was because I was curious, too. Besides, most of those dancers are gay, anyhow. There's nothing wrong with being gay! They're just trying to make some money, like anyone else. In general, I just feel, strip-joints are a waste of time and money. Walt, definately has a 'wild side' to him. Chuck
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Does any one unpack and then repack rented gear?
masterrig replied to AEsco48's topic in Gear and Rigging
When we had a DZ here, re-packing someone elses pack job on student mains was not only a good idea but, it was a 'healthy' idea. I've caught more than one packer making mistakes and about to pack malfunctions. Most of the ones who packed student gear were doing it for credits toward jumps. Their 'instruction' was breif and simple. Usually students themselves who had just been taught wrong. What upset me was, I would try to correct them and I recieved a whole bunch of attitude. If, you are uncomfortable with a pack job on a student main, don't hesitate... re-pack it. There's nothing wrong with it and it's good experience for you. If, you have questions, try to get a rigger to help you. Chuck -
I don't know why I did that but I am soooooooooooooo going to hell for it! Jennifer and Sarah are definitely classy ladies!!!! Walt __________________________________________ Naw! You aren't goin' to hell for that. I will say one thing... you are 'adventurous'! Did they have fun? Chuck
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____________________________________ During his trial, he didn't need an attorney... he got himself off! Chuck
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Lucky bastard! For real!!!! If I never get another date again (which is a real possibility!), I'll at least know that I've had one with two truly awesome women.
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___________________________________ Big business, has had the politicians bought-off for years. What I don't understand is... why, are we in Iraq in the first place if, it isn't oil? Those people aren't going to change. They've had their culture and feuding long before the U.S. was thought of. Every nation, to some degree, has their propaganda. Why, shouldn't we have ours? I have had the opportunity, at times, to view some of CBC's programming... good stuff! Chuck
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...and we keep getting told by our politicians that, 'we are winning the war on drugs!' Yeah, right! We need to re-load. In my neighborhood, not a week goes by where several cars are broken into. Now, they are stealing just the faces off car stereos. The big drug of choice now, is 'meth'. Last week, a guy shot a kid in the butt as he was running away (1:30 in the morning) with stuff fom the owner's car. Here in Texas, what the man did is legal. It's still, going to the grand jury. The whole mess is maddening and driving the cops nuts, as well. Chuck
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____________________________________ I'm really sorry to hear about this. I hate thieves. I recently had my Jeep broken into and two speakers were stolen. They cut the side windo out (soft top) to get into the vehicle. I was able to repair it, myself. Afterward, it's like you've been violated. Looks like you've done all you could. Here in about a week, check pawn shops in the area. If, you see your items in one of the shops, don't say a word to anyone at the pawn shop. Go outside and call the police and tell them you can positively identify your things. You'll get no satisfaction from the pawn shop owner. Good luck to you. I hope, they catch who did this to you. Chuck
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______________________________________ This may sound dumb but, did you check the dumpsters in the vicinity of where your car was? Many times, car burglars will steal anything they can reach and run. After realizing they have something they have no idea about, or is of 'no value to them, they'll throw it in a dumpster. Start checking pawn shops in the area. If, they can pawn your things, they'll do it. Just a thought. Chuck
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______________________________________ Those &%$#@ CHIPMUNKS! words and music by Sheb Woolley in 1959. Chuck
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______________________________ I agree! What's with Crown & Coke? Or Jack & Coke? I could understand Old Grand Dad or Old Crow and Coke but, Crown and Jack are for sippin'... maybe, ice but Coke? Yuuuuuck... Chuck
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Chest Strap placement on new containers for women
masterrig replied to LittleOne's topic in Gear and Rigging
You mail the order from and a topless picture to me and after I make detailed calculations I advise the manufacture where to place the chest strap. ____________________________________ Always thinking, aren't you? (moan...Wish I'd thought of that!...moan) Chuck -
Is anyone afraid to fly? Or never flew commercially?
masterrig replied to Brian425's topic in The Bonfire
I hate to fly! It's not so bad if, Im in the jump plane with a parachute on but commercial flights keep me nerved-up. Chuck -
Uh... Safety? THEN... beer and Boobies! Chuck
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Guns, Cops and Starbucks Coffee.....
masterrig replied to cloudseeker2001's topic in Speakers Corner
I was thinking the same thing. I was taught NEVER to have a gun pointed at anyone you didn't intend to shoot. You never know when it may discharge - recall a few years ago (April 2004) a DEA weapons intructor managed to shoot himself in the leg in front of a classroom full of kids by being careless. _________________________________________ I'm sure, that detective is so used to wearing that weapon and at times, 'forgets he has it on. Kinda like folks carrying a pen in their pocket. They carry it and don't think about it till they need it. Yeah, I know, that pen won't 'go-off'. You know where I'm headed with this. Chuck