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  1. He was really 'special' in 'Happy Gilmour'! Chuck
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    Paul McCartney

    ___________________________________ ...all my troubles seemed so far away! Chuck
  3. That was it, exactly...he didn't tell me until AFTER what was in it... just brought out the bowl and said "give this a try"... Now *that* was a Weapon of Ass Destruction!! I was just thinking the same thing! More like Weapon of Anal Destruction! Yup... thought I was gonna have to have my "O-ring" replaced then next day!!! _____________________________________ The first time (years ago) I made some hot sauce, I was slicin' and dicin' all the ingredients, jalapenos, tomatoes and etc., when my eyes started to water from chopping the Pecos onions. I quick, rinsed my hands and rubbed my eyes. That was my first and last experience doing that! Now, when making salsa, I wash my hands real good with soap and water before rubbing my eyes.Hey. Take a piss right after dicing Habeneros. OUCH Chuck __________________________________ No thanks! Chuck
  4. Thank you, for that in-put. I learned something. Chuck
  5. Wanna bet on that??? ________________________________ Hell no!
  6. _________________________________ True story. All the attention over her inheritance and now, she's a household word. She does get paid for 'appearances' at all the right 'spots'. I just can't recall, ever hearing of her having done anything worthwhile. Chuck I'd say she probably spends 3 or 4 times as much money as she takes in from those appearance fees, maybe a lot more. Her pussy may be so loose you might as well stand on your porch and fuck north, her ass may be loose enough to face south and fuck her with a pocket pussy inserted in there, so what's left to fuck and have a good time, her nostril???? I wish she was in the general jail population though. She'd be getting fucked in every orifice with about anything the inmates can get their hands on! _______________________________________ You sure do paint a vivid 'picture'! I'm sure, the reforming values of our penitentary system will be most benevolent and she will leave prison a changed and more wise young woman. Chuck
  7. ______________________________ ...but... she's such an easy target! Chuck
  8. I don't think, she has the intelligence to know the difference. Chuck
  9. _______________________________ Who hasn't Nicholson 'had'? Chuck
  10. _________________________________ True story. All the attention over her inheritance and now, she's a household word. She does get paid for 'appearances' at all the right 'spots'. I just can't recall, ever hearing of her having done anything worthwhile. Chuck
  11. Who else, could make their fortune by 'being' popular? That's all Paris does. The big name night spots pay her to 'be there' and draw crowds. I can't see any redeeming value in her, at all. Chuck
  12. Two words: rubber gloves!! ______________________________ You betcha! Especially if you have to whiz. Chuck And here I thought that "It burns when I pee" was indicative of a whole DIFFERENT problem...thanks for the clarification!! _______________________________ I thought, it might be good to know all the possibilities. Chuck
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    burglarized

    _____________________________________ Yup! Over aperiod of time, every time I saw a vehicle in front of his house, I took the tag number. When it was all over, several of them had 'their day in court'! Cleared-up several car burglaries in the neighborhood. Did the same thing with a drug dealer, two doors down. He's coolin' his heels in a Federal pen. I had the help of a close friend of mine who was a cop at the time. Chuck
  14. Two words: rubber gloves!! ______________________________ You betcha! Especially if you have to whiz. Chuck
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    burglarized

    Since the theft involved a firearm, the case could be handled Federally. Also, 'if' your gun was used to shoot-up a cops house, you have nothing to worry about. The rifle was reported stolen. Try to keep an eye on the guy you suspect and tell the police anything you feel might be helpful. I can understand your anger... you've been violated and it hurts. Keep your cool and your eyes open. Chuck
  16. _____________________________________ That's good!!! Some of the managers, are a show in 'themselves'. You would think that by now, they would realize, the ump has the last word. Chuck
  17. Am I the only one to open this thread expecting an entirely different sort of mushroom discussion? ____________________________________ Me too! How depressing! Chuck
  18. This past week alone, I think, every major league manager was tossed from a game... along with one or two players. The 'best' for getting tossed was probably Tommy Lasorda. Chuck
  19. Have a wonderful Birthday! Wishing you many, many, many, many.... more! Chuck
  20. Ha! CREAM played at my college end-of-year ball, 1967. The '60s were a good time to be a student in England. ___________________________________ I was in college and there were all these protests going on, all over the country. I watched too many friends getting Drafted (now, a NASCAR term). The Beatles, Stones and Creedence & etc., were good diversions. Chuck
  21. That was it, exactly...he didn't tell me until AFTER what was in it... just brought out the bowl and said "give this a try"... Now *that* was a Weapon of Ass Destruction!! I was just thinking the same thing! More like Weapon of Anal Destruction! Yup... thought I was gonna have to have my "O-ring" replaced then next day!!! _____________________________________ The first time (years ago) I made some hot sauce, I was slicin' and dicin' all the ingredients, jalapenos, tomatoes and etc., when my eyes started to water from chopping the Pecos onions. I quick, rinsed my hands and rubbed my eyes. That was my first and last experience doing that! Now, when making salsa, I wash my hands real good with soap and water before rubbing my eyes. Chuck